Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
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Why shouldn't he believe we can? We were at the top of it for longer then anyone else last season. I wouldn't want a manager in charge who doesn't believe in his team, even when everyone else doubts.bwfcdan94 wrote:He will be saying they are going to win the league again come August.Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Yes, next season could definitely be your season.
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I'll just call Martinez up and ask him if he thinks Everton will win the league next season. Every season you start well then in the new year it goes wrong and you just about finish 4th.Gooner Girl wrote:Why shouldn't he believe we can? We were at the top of it for longer then anyone else last season. I wouldn't want a manager in charge who doesn't believe in his team, even when everyone else doubts.bwfcdan94 wrote:He will be saying they are going to win the league again come August.Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Yes, next season could definitely be your season.
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Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
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I don't think Gibbs, Ramsey et al will take kindly to being called ladiesGooner Girl wrote:Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
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I watched it.Gooner Girl wrote:Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
Just as Arsenal's goalie was doing her best to disprove my theory on women goalkeepers, Everton's goalie was proving it amply. Dear me.
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It really does pretty much ruin the womens game for me when you see some of the goals that go in. I don't know if they just need to have slightly smaller goals or something?Bruce Rioja wrote:I watched it.Gooner Girl wrote:Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
Just as Arsenal's goalie was doing her best to disprove my theory on women goalkeepers, Everton's goalie was proving it amply. Dear me.
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Smaller goals and smaller pitch for sure. 8 by 8 nets mean you realistically a keeper has to be pushing 6ft. This then narrows the number of women down spectacularly and so affects the quality.
Otherwise plenty will never be interested for the reasons you mention. No point watching a tense 0-0 if it's going to be decided by a shanked 35 yarder that drifts in over the keeper.
Otherwise plenty will never be interested for the reasons you mention. No point watching a tense 0-0 if it's going to be decided by a shanked 35 yarder that drifts in over the keeper.
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I absolutely agree ... though history will tell you that keepers in proper football, until the 1980's, were not always all that tall.Prufrock wrote:Smaller goals and smaller pitch for sure. 8 by 8 nets mean you realistically a keeper has to be pushing 6ft. This then narrows the number of women down spectacularly and so affects the quality.
Otherwise plenty will never be interested for the reasons you mention. No point watching a tense 0-0 if it's going to be decided by a shanked 35 yarder that drifts in over the keeper.
Our own Eddie Hokinson kept goal for us for over 500 games in 17 seasons, as well as for England, was 5' 10". Gordon Banks was 6' 1", so I'm not accused of filtering, but Peter Bonetti was 5 11".
You're right, height helps, but athleticism that can counter that as well.
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Don't disagree. Perhaps 'within a few inches of six foot' would be better. Hopkinson then was the same height as an average man today, whereas an average woman at 5'4" would clearly struggle no matter how athletic.
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An ability to catch the fecking thing comes in handy, too.
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I don't think Gibbs, Ramsey et al will take kindly to being called ladiesGooner Girl wrote:Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
I don't see any reason whatsoever why women should play on a smaller pitch but I wouldn't be totally against smaller goals. We are on average quite a bit smaller then your average man. Perhaps they should be more proportional.
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altered for mathematical accuracy.Gooner Girl wrote:Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I don't think Gibbs, Ramsey et al will take kindly to being called ladiesGooner Girl wrote:Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
I don't see any reason whatsoever why women should play on a smaller pitch but I wouldn't be totally against smaller goals. We are on average quite a bit smaller then youraveragemean man. Perhaps they should be more proportional.
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I've come across some pretty mean men in my time That GtE - he takes the mickey out of my height something awful!Lost Leopard Spot wrote:altered for mathematical accuracy.Gooner Girl wrote:Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I don't think Gibbs, Ramsey et al will take kindly to being called ladiesGooner Girl wrote:Disappointed no one has mentioned the mighty Arsenal ladies winning the FA Cup yet!
I don't see any reason whatsoever why women should play on a smaller pitch but I wouldn't be totally against smaller goals. We are on average quite a bit smaller then youraveragemean man. Perhaps they should be more proportional.
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2 observations on that 'football' game yesterday
Who scheduled it for Sunday tea time - Just who the fook was doing the cooking
And 2, saw this little lady and thought of David, ex Arsenal keeper
Who scheduled it for Sunday tea time - Just who the fook was doing the cooking
And 2, saw this little lady and thought of David, ex Arsenal keeper
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Throughout my life Women have told me size doesn't matter (then they snigger).Prufrock wrote:Smaller goals and smaller pitch for sure. 8 by 8 nets mean you realistically a keeper has to be pushing 6ft. This then narrows the number of women down spectacularly and so affects the quality.
Otherwise plenty will never be interested for the reasons you mention. No point watching a tense 0-0 if it's going to be decided by a shanked 35 yarder that drifts in over the keeper.
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CAPSLOCK wrote:2 observations on that 'football' game yesterday
Who scheduled it for Sunday tea time - Just who the fook was doing the cooking
And 2, saw this little lady and thought of David, ex Arsenal keeper
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With a name like yours, too.knobby wrote:Throughout my life Women have told me size doesn't matter (then they snigger).Prufrock wrote:Smaller goals and smaller pitch for sure. 8 by 8 nets mean you realistically a keeper has to be pushing 6ft. This then narrows the number of women down spectacularly and so affects the quality.
Otherwise plenty will never be interested for the reasons you mention. No point watching a tense 0-0 if it's going to be decided by a shanked 35 yarder that drifts in over the keeper.
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CAPSLOCK wrote:sees *anything that looks even vaguely like a woman* and thinks of David, ex Arsenal keeper
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Or he thought of SEAMAN?thebish wrote:edited...
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Is that because all the nice girls love a sailor?malcd1 wrote:Or he thought of SEAMAN?thebish wrote:edited...
CAPSLOCK wrote:sees *anything that looks even vaguely like a woman* and thinks of David, ex Arsenal keeper
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