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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:27 am
by bobo the clown
inked with buying Mario Balotelli today.

Get rid of one mad get .... and look for another.

Crackers

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:09 pm
by Prufrock
Got rid of one circus clown; just agreed a fee for a replacement.

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:24 pm
by thebish
it'll be interesting... Balotelli - liverpool - not the most obvious "fit" in the world...

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:08 am
by Zulus Thousand of em
I hope that it all turns to shit.

Actually, I know that it will all turn to shit.

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:54 am
by bobo the clown
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope that it all turns to shit.

Actually, I know that it will all turn to shit.
A truly bizarre decision.

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:02 pm
by ChrisC
I miss the Mario stories :lol:

Liverpool get rid of trouble and buy more trouble!

They should hold a minutes silence before the next game for their troubles.

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:03 pm
by H. Pedersen
£16m for Ballotelli could be an absolute steal if he turns up to play, which admittedly is for from certain.

I've always thought Ballotelli was treated unfairly in the English media. Yeah, he's an idiot, but his antics are generally harmless and hilarious, and he doesn't deserved to be mentioned in the same breath as criminals like Suarez.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:36 am
by Prufrock
That's the picture you choose?

Anyway, I've never quite got the fuss about his ability. He's a very good player, much better ability wise than £16m nowadays, but he's not THAT good. It seems to be assumed by many that if he just stopped being a dick he'd be the best striker in the world. Really?

Plus, he's a liability.

On the other hand, he's got the persecution complex nailed...

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:51 pm
by Bruce Rioja
I see that Liverpool have drawn PFC Ludogorets Razgrad in the Champions League.

I looked them up. Turns out that they're a fairly big club on Merseyside. :mrgreen:

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:20 pm
by Dr Hotdog
That's £5m less than Fulham paid for Ross McCormack. Theft!

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:34 pm
by thebish
Bruce Rioja wrote:I see that Liverpool have drawn PFC Ludogorets Razgrad in the Champions League.

I looked them up. Turns out that they're a fairly big club on Merseyside. :mrgreen:
oh yes! :oyea:

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:00 pm
by jaffka
Has stevieme really come out with 'champs league makes me hard'?

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:07 pm
by H. Pedersen
jaffka wrote:Has stevieme really come out with 'champs league makes me hard'?
:|

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:12 am
by thebish
apparently - according to young brendon - the reason for Liverpool's poor form this season is that the Liverpool jersey is too heavy...

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:13 am
by Worthy4England
thebish wrote:apparently - according to young brendon - the reason for Liverpool's poor form this season is that the Liverpool jersey is too heavy...
Ours must be chainmail. Someone tell Dougie.

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:12 pm
by bobo the clown
In the midst of the furore of our loss to Fulham we're in danger of missing this set of rags losing in Basle and having a poor start to the season they were going to storm back to the very top.

That's all.

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:01 pm
by a1
Dr Hotdog wrote:That's £5m less than Fulham paid for Ross McCormack. Theft!
has balotelli done owt at liverpool ?

apart from celebrate his fiftieth birthday on the sly ?

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:54 pm
by Bruce Rioja
Brendan Rodgers welcoming Carlo Ancelotti to Anfield.

Has he just had a toot? :shock:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:28 pm
by Worthy4England
I think he might well be tooting now....

Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:33 pm
by thebish
I sniggered at this BBC ticker comment...

20:29

Liverpool fans can remember Istanbul with fondness now. Liverpool came from 3-0 down to Carlo Ancelotti's AC Milan side in 05 - could they do it again? Rickie Lambert is on the bench...