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If it ain't broke...

Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:53 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6269492.stm

These guys looke like the blokes when I take my car down to the garage.....just before I'm told I should write it off....second thoughts anyone? :D

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:53 pm

bah - photo 4 is the one I was referring too

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:27 pm

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they look like they're saying.. "fookin hell, that lot are supposed to be premiership footballers!! You're fooked Sven."

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:39 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
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they look like they're saying.. "fookin hell, that lot are supposed to be premiership footballers!! You're fooked Sven."
Aye - not exactly a set of people that look like they're relishing being there lol

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:45 pm

blurred wrote:Image
Guy in glasses - " ... oh, fckg hell. This is worse than I imagined"
Guy in dodgy cream jacket - " I think that was an attemt at a shot"
Guy in dark suit - "... I'll go & get my boots"
Sven - (whisper, behind hand) " do you think they've noticed me yet ? Do you think I could feck-off quietly & no-one will ever know I arrived ?"
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:21 pm

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"So which one's Joey Barton?"
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

"So which one's Joey Barton?"

"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!! That wasn't mentioned in the contract talks! At least that's what Nancy told me when she got back from them. Next thing you'll be saying there is no Shaun Wright Phillips!........................................WHAAAAAAT!"
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Post by durham_wanderer » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:00 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

"So which one's Joey Barton?"
Guy in cream jacket, "Errr well he left"
Sven "Bit of a bugger, ok well wheres that fella Distin, he's the best player isn't he??"
Guy in cream jacket "Errr he's gone aswell Sven"
Sven "I bet a player of that quality at least brought in a lot of transfer funds"
Guy in cream jacket "Ermmm well not exactly"

Meanwhile Svens agent is back on the phone to Recretivo about that job they offered Sven

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:15 pm

blurred wrote:Image
Do you think he's dead?
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Post by a1 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:03 pm

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sven saying "if i bone that secretary over there then later do the same to thakshin's wife , how much more money can i get from the chairman while getting half the board the sack for doing similar shit to me ? "

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