Citeh Crisis: Sven Gormless wants 10 new players.

mullayo · Post by **mullayo** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:03 am

After one training Citeh's saviour has decided he needs 10 new players. Wonder which one he did like? Probably Micah Richards...

Any of their players we'd take?

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Sto ... rss&feed=5

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:47 am

Not a single one worth having.

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:13 am

Dunne, Richards & Onuoha

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:15 am

I think they must have one of the smallest squads in the Prem. They must be down to 16 senior players now that Weaver's gone.

10 players sounds about right to get the squad near to where it should be.

mullayo · Post by **mullayo** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:13 pm

So the six he's keeping are???

Richards, Onohua, Dunne AND...

Barton's gone and so are all the strikers by the sounds of the ariticle?

How about we buy Samaras?

I'd take Onohua off him, he's fast young, strong, agressive

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:58 pm

mullayo wrote:So the six he's keeping are???

Richards, Onohua, Dunne AND...

Barton's gone and so are all the strikers by the sounds of the ariticle?

How about we buy Samaras?

I'd take Onohua off him, he's fast young, strong, agressive

A striker who doesn't score? We have Davies for that role. I wouldn't even take Dunn, the QE2 turns quicker than him. Richards would be the only possible, and maybe Mpenza?

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:42 pm

Mpenza? I thought we already have Davies......

Right now i'd take Dunne over all of our centre-backs apart from Meite, he's a class act but won't leave City.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:03 pm

Dr Hotdog wrote:Mpenza? I thought we already have Davies......

Right now i'd take Dunne over all of our centre-backs apart from Meite, he's a class act but won't leave City.

I'm a bit blinkered by the game at Eastlands season before last when he was rattling the woodwork from everywhere, and generally giving our back line a very hard time. Dunne in the same game was a carthorse.

Like I say, I wouldn't pay anything for any of that squad.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:08 pm

Dunne's a fat bastard.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:14 pm

Daxter wrote:Dunne's a fat bastard.

tell it straight Dax

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:19 pm

fatshaft wrote:
Dr Hotdog wrote:Mpenza? I thought we already have Davies......

Right now i'd take Dunne over all of our centre-backs apart from Meite, he's a class act but won't leave City.
I'm a bit blinkered by the game at Eastlands season before last when he was rattling the woodwork from everywhere, and generally giving our back line a very hard time. Dunne in the same game was a carthorse.

Like I say, I wouldn't pay anything for any of that squad.

Wouldnt have been Mpenza, he joined on loan at the back end of last season didn't he?

LeeRoyBrown · Post by **LeeRoyBrown** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:33 pm

Daxter wrote:Dunne's a fat bastard.

Fat or not, he's one hell of a center half.

Been citys best players for past 2 seasons.

Richards and Onuoha are the only other two players worth having a punt at.

Young Kasper Schmeichel and Daniel Sturrige maybe for the future too.

So it aint all doom and gloom for Citeh.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:45 pm

They'll just become another Newcastle - big fan base, bankrolled to hell yet nobody is never happy.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:19 pm

boltonboris wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
Dr Hotdog wrote:Mpenza? I thought we already have Davies......

Right now i'd take Dunne over all of our centre-backs apart from Meite, he's a class act but won't leave City.
I'm a bit blinkered by the game at Eastlands season before last when he was rattling the woodwork from everywhere, and generally giving our back line a very hard time. Dunne in the same game was a carthorse.

Like I say, I wouldn't pay anything for any of that squad.
Wouldnt have been Mpenza, he joined on loan at the back end of last season didn't he?

Me thinks that you've confused him with Kiki Musampa, Fatshaft.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:25 pm

LeeRoyBrown wrote:
Daxter wrote:Dunne's a fat bastard.
Fat or not, he's one hell of a center half.

Been citys best players for past 2 seasons.

So fat that he apparently counts for two people

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
Dr Hotdog wrote:Mpenza? I thought we already have Davies......

Right now i'd take Dunne over all of our centre-backs apart from Meite, he's a class act but won't leave City.
I'm a bit blinkered by the game at Eastlands season before last when he was rattling the woodwork from everywhere, and generally giving our back line a very hard time. Dunne in the same game was a carthorse.

Like I say, I wouldn't pay anything for any of that squad.
Wouldnt have been Mpenza, he joined on loan at the back end of last season didn't he?
Me thinks that you've confused him with Kiki Musampa, Fatshaft.

Spot on Bruce. Ok, I don't want anybody from Man City now

LeeRoyBrown · Post by **LeeRoyBrown** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:54 am

H. Pedersen wrote:
LeeRoyBrown wrote:
Daxter wrote:Dunne's a fat bastard.
Fat or not, he's one hell of a center half.

Been citys best players for past 2 seasons.
So fat that he apparently counts for two people

aye . . .

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:54 am

LeeRoyBrown wrote:
Daxter wrote:Dunne's a fat bastard.
Fat or not, he's one hell of a center half.

Been citys best players for past 2 seasons.

That's not an achievement.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:49 am

Daxter wrote:
LeeRoyBrown wrote:
Daxter wrote:Dunne's a fat bastard.
Fat or not, he's one hell of a center half.

Been citys best players for past 2 seasons.

That's not an achievement.

Yes it is. It's no big achievement, I'll give you that.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:48 pm

Svennis' appointment to the hot seat of doom confirmed.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 241052.stm

And here's a Swedish journalist's view that's bound to delight all City fans:

"I think Swedes hoped he would pick a bigger team for probably the last club of his career."

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