Auntie and Skysports

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:43 am

Why do the Beeb and Skysports think the sporting world is in the slightest bit interested in the transfer of a Real Madrid player and his anorexic wife to a Minor League in the US?

Can't freaking move for stories about em at the moment - they need to get out more...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:46 am

who are you on about?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:55 am

communistworkethic wrote:who are you on about?

Look at either the Beeb's sports news or Skysports - you'll probably be able to work it out for yourself....

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:58 am

Worthy4England wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:who are you on about?
Look at either the Beeb's sports news or Skysports - you'll probably be able to work it out for yourself....

whooooshh.....

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:02 am

david beckham's off to play in america???????? Fecking hell!! You'd have thought there'd have been something in the papers or on the TV before now wouldn't you? Blimey they kept that quiet!

malcd1 · Post by **malcd1** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:30 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Why do the Beeb and Skysports think the sporting world is in the slightest bit interested in the transfer of a Real Madrid player and his anorexic wife to a Minor League in the US?

Can't freaking move for stories about em at the moment - they need to get out more...

Apparently they are only giving us what we want to watch.

Beckham and the Dog are British icons and we ALL love them.

They are part of the Great in Great Britain and we should be proud of their achievements.

And now that we have got rid of them please keep them for good.

The British media is an absolute joke.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:04 pm

communistworkethic wrote:david beckham's off to play in america???????? Fecking hell!! You'd have thought there'd have been something in the papers or on the TV before now wouldn't you? Blimey they kept that quiet!

The dxckheads even did a photoshoot to send over there pre-move, so America knew who they were ffs!

"Hi, I'm Beckham, I can be a fantastic footballer when Vicky let's lets me play without having to do the Ben Stiller 'Magnum' pose every two minutes, just don't ask me to talk...................or spell...................or.....or............what's the other fing I'm not no good at Victoria?"

"Ye I giv up my singer careea to concentrate on not eetin, I is well posh innit?"

Oh how we'll miss them!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:35 pm

Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:40 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?

Aye, but then again, so did most 14 year old girls

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:54 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?

You were thinking you'd like to shag her I presume? She did have absolutely superb legs btw, pity she is now like a stick, with plastic boobs.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:39 pm

fatshaft wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?
You were thinking you'd like to shag her I presume? She did have absolutely superb legs btw, pity she is now like a stick, with plastic boobs.

True....but you still would.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:41 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?
You were thinking you'd like to shag her I presume? She did have absolutely superb legs btw, pity she is now like a stick, with plastic boobs.
True....but you still would.

You ever seen what happens to a T bone a Xmas?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:45 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: You ever seen what happens to a T bone a Xmas?

No. We have turkey in our house. Your lot go for a somewhat less traditional steak? Fair enough, I suppose.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:19 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?
You were thinking you'd like to shag her I presume? She did have absolutely superb legs btw, pity she is now like a stick, with plastic boobs.
True....but you still would.

god yes indeed.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:24 pm

fatshaft wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Posh used to be my favourite in the Spice Girls heyday. What was I thinking?
You were thinking you'd like to shag her I presume? She did have absolutely superb legs btw, pity she is now like a stick, with plastic boobs.
True....but you still would.
god yes indeed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:44 pm

When ever anyone suggests to me that I would "do" Vicky Beckham, I can't get the image of a wishbone being pulled out of my head

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:10 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: You ever seen what happens to a T bone a Xmas?
No. We have turkey in our house. Your lot go for a somewhat less traditional steak? Fair enough, I suppose.

Did I say T bone?

I did of course mean

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:28 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: You ever seen what happens to a T bone a Xmas?
No. We have turkey in our house. Your lot go for a somewhat less traditional steak? Fair enough, I suppose.
Did I say T bone?

I did of course mean

In which case I dread to think as to what it is that you have for Christmas dinner, if that's what you have.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:48 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: You ever seen what happens to a T bone a Xmas?
No. We have turkey in our house. Your lot go for a somewhat less traditional steak? Fair enough, I suppose.
Did I say T bone?

I did of course mean

finger of fudge????

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:09 am

Anyway, I did mean shag her, then not now.

Probably would be Baby Spice these days though.