football's biggest c**ts

clapton is god · Post by **clapton is god** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:03 pm

Peter Osgood!

Hate to speak ill of the dead but....

I can still see him flicking V's at the Lever End after that six nil cup rout.

bw@bw · Post by **bw@bw** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:23 pm

For me there is one stand out candidate.

As a player he cultivated a reputation as a hard man.

A Glaswegian who could start a fight in an empty house

Though unlike the real hard men, his nastiest fouls were reserved for when the ball was 30 yards away, and the ref was facing the opposite direction - though he was not averse to the odd bout of stamping if anyone dared to tackle him.

As a manager he has had a record of unparallelled strife at more clubs, in more countries than even I can remember.

Despite this he was interviewed as Sammy Lee's replacement (though why why why????)

You got it

Graeme Souness wins by miles

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:06 pm

Managers ... Aldridge, Rednapp, O'Neill, Eriksson, Souness, Robson, McClaren, Mourinho ... and, not to forget O'Leary.

Players ... Savage, Souness, Savage, Gary Neville, Savage, Terry, Savage, Ashley Cole, Savage, the PERSON who is Alan Shearer, Savage, Lehmann, Savage, Trevor Ross, Savage, the PERSON who is Steve Gerrard, Savage, Joe Cole, Savage, Rio Ferdinand, Savage, Barton, Savage, Heskey, Savage, the PERSON who is Roy Keane, Savage, Vinnie Jones, Savage, Denis Wise, Savage, Bruce Groebelaar, Savage, Paul Dickov, Savage, Rudi Voller, Savage ... God, there's so damn many of them.

Football Related people ... Elton Welsby, Alan Green.

So called referee's ... Riley and Barry Knight.

To sum up though, the top ones, 1 in each category ... O'Leary, Savage, Green and Knight.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:16 pm

Savage - pantomime villain, shit haircut, very average (but nevertheless pretty committed by today's standards) player - is there a lot more to him than that?

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:31 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Savage - pantomime villain, shit haircut, very average (but nevertheless pretty committed by today's standards) player - is there a lot more to him than that?

You've been more than generous already.

'Absolute c*nt ' would have sufficed.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:43 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Savage - pantomime villain, shit haircut, very average (but nevertheless pretty committed by today's standards) player - is there a lot more to him than that?
You've been more than generous already.

'Absolute c*nt ' would have sufficed.

Yeah, I understand that that's what a lot of people are saying... I'm just not sure I understand why.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:27 am

clapton is god wrote:Peter Osgood!

Hate to speak ill of the dead but....

I can still see him flicking V's at the Lever End after that six nil cup rout.

God, I'd forgotten that! I can see it as if it was last week. Grrrrr!!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:30 am

Worthy4England wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:Oswaldo Sanchez.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ybZTZCLIzt4
Talking of Keepers, I'm surprised we got this far through the thread without Jens Lehmann getting a mention. c*nt of the highest Cuntiness

Au contraire, mon ami. Check my post near the bottom of Page 1. You will see a technicolor image of the Gooners' shitbag shotstopper.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:52 am

Having just read where are they now Andy Walker... Des Lyttle cnut!!!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:52 am

chris perry

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:58 am

Souness
Fernando Ricksen
Willie Johnston
Bazza Ferguson
Ally McCoist
John Greig
Jock Wallace
Mark Hateley
Gazza
Trevor Hurlock
Ian Durrant

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:59 am

fatshaft wrote:Souness
Fernando Ricksen
Willie Johnston
Bazza Ferguson
Ally McCoist
John Greig
Jock Wallace
Mark Hateley
Gazza
Trevor Hurlock
Ian Durrant

I think I've spotted the link. Did Hurlock play for them too?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:01 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Sir Alex Ferguson anyone?
No. Not for a single second, Hoss. In fact, I'm stunned that you can't see what a loss to the game this guy will be when he decides to call it a day. We need more from him and more of his sort. Whatever his views are he's passionate about them, everything scores on a personal level and it matters. Look at the way that that fat Spanish prick is trying to register his discontent with Liverpool's owners, he's a laughing stock. Take a look at Chelsea. When SSN said that they'd got an interview with Jose coming up after the break then I'd hang around to watch it. If they now say that they've got an interview with Avram Grant coming up after the break then I start pairing socks and watering the house plants, that sort of thing. Can you ever imagine any circumstances under which Fergie would duck out of answering with a frankly pathetic "I do not know, I did not see anyfing"? Fergie for Prime Minister for me. The guy's a fecking legend.
I'm with Crazy on this one. He didn't get banned at our gaffe for being Mr nice-as-pie. He got banned coz he's an all round c*nt. How anyone could possibly defend assholes like Cantona and Ferdinand, both who should have been banned for life, beats me...

As an aside I would also like to offer Cristiano Ronaldo as a prime example of of the sorts of c*nt that play for ManUre......Cnuts the lot of em.

And I'm solidly behind Bruce. Fergie is IMO the greatest manager the world has ever seen, and the sooner he retires and manages Scotland again the better

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:02 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
fatshaft wrote:Souness
Fernando Ricksen
Willie Johnston
Bazza Ferguson
Ally McCoist
John Greig
Jock Wallace
Mark Hateley
Gazza
Trevor Hurlock
Ian Durrant
I think I've spotted the link. Did Hurlock play for them too?

Damn, I thought I was being subtle

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:03 pm

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:40 pm

fatshaft wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Sir Alex Ferguson anyone?
No. Not for a single second, Hoss. In fact, I'm stunned that you can't see what a loss to the game this guy will be when he decides to call it a day. We need more from him and more of his sort. Whatever his views are he's passionate about them, everything scores on a personal level and it matters. Look at the way that that fat Spanish prick is trying to register his discontent with Liverpool's owners, he's a laughing stock. Take a look at Chelsea. When SSN said that they'd got an interview with Jose coming up after the break then I'd hang around to watch it. If they now say that they've got an interview with Avram Grant coming up after the break then I start pairing socks and watering the house plants, that sort of thing. Can you ever imagine any circumstances under which Fergie would duck out of answering with a frankly pathetic "I do not know, I did not see anyfing"? Fergie for Prime Minister for me. The guy's a fecking legend.
I'm with Crazy on this one. He didn't get banned at our gaffe for being Mr nice-as-pie. He got banned coz he's an all round c*nt. How anyone could possibly defend assholes like Cantona and Ferdinand, both who should have been banned for life, beats me...

As an aside I would also like to offer Cristiano Ronaldo as a prime example of of the sorts of c*nt that play for ManUre......Cnuts the lot of em.
And I'm solidly behind Bruce. Fergie is IMO the greatest manager the world has ever seen, and the sooner he retires and manages Scotland again the better

No one is disputing that he's probably the greatest manager the world has ever seen, but that wasn't the question. And I agree with you; the sooner he forks off back to Scotland the better for me too.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:46 pm

I'm not going to be the one who suggests it but I'm surprised no one has mentioned Sam Allardyce yet.

Errrm anyway, how does everyone feel about Diego Maradona?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:23 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not going to be the one who suggests it but I'm surprised no one has mentioned Sam Allardyce yet.

Errrm anyway, how does everyone feel about Diego Maradona?

Genius & a hero

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:43 pm

fatshaft wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not going to be the one who suggests it but I'm surprised no one has mentioned Sam Allardyce yet.

Errrm anyway, how does everyone feel about Diego Maradona?
Genius & a hero

Yes, Scotland did get knocked out rather early again that year didn't they. As for Maradona, well, anybody who watched the game and was English will no doubt have vastly different views.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:53 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Savage - pantomime villain, shit haircut, very average (but nevertheless pretty committed by today's standards) player - is there a lot more to him than that?

Moved from Birmingham to Blackburn citing a ludicrous excuse in the pursuit of bigger wages?

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