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Lets all laugh at Newcastle!!!

Post by SuperWhiteWarrior » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:00 am

Once again the 'Messiah' Keegan works his magic :)
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:08 am

That must have been one hell of a half-time talk ... well done Kev.

"It's a game of two halves" mate !!! :oyea:
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Post by officer_dibble » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:00 pm

whats their run in like? they could get dragged into this
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Post by Verbal » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:39 pm

officer_dibble wrote:whats their run in like? they could get dragged into this

Newcastle v Man Utd,

Newcastle v Blackburn,

Liverpool v Newcastle,

Birmingham v Newcastle, 20:00

Newcastle v Fulham, 15:00

Tottenham v Newcastle, 15:00

Newcastle v Reading, 15:00

Portsmouth v Newcastle, 15:00

Newcastle v Sunderland, 15:00

West Ham v Newcastle, 15:00

Newcastle v Chelsea, 15:00

Everton v Newcastle, 15:00

Apart from Fulham at home and considering their current form I can't really see a game there in which I'd expect them to win!
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:26 am

I would love it if we beat them, just love it
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Post by fatshaft » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:08 am

Verbal wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:whats their run in like? they could get dragged into this

Newcastle v Man Utd,

Newcastle v Blackburn,

Liverpool v Newcastle,

Birmingham v Newcastle, 20:00

Newcastle v Fulham, 15:00

Tottenham v Newcastle, 15:00

Newcastle v Reading, 15:00

Portsmouth v Newcastle, 15:00

Newcastle v Sunderland, 15:00

West Ham v Newcastle, 15:00

Newcastle v Chelsea, 15:00

Everton v Newcastle, 15:00

Apart from Fulham at home and considering their current form I can't really see a game there in which I'd expect them to win!
That are the four games where they scrape clear, or get dragged in, it's possible, though unlikely that they could lose every other game.
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Post by Backgammon » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:09 pm

Normally I couldn't care less about Newcastle, but since Keegan took over I've found myself wishing him and the club abject failure.

If their shite run continues, what are the chances of Keegan getting sacked or resigning?

Now that would be funny...
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:18 pm

Backgammon wrote:Normally I couldn't care less about Newcastle, but since Keegan took over I've found myself wishing him and the club abject failure.

If their shite run continues, what are the chances of Keegan getting sacked or resigning?

Now that would be funny...
Don't think they will sack him even if they go down they will just blame the AntiChrist for all their woe!! and think Keegan will bring them back up to glory.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:12 pm

hoboh2o wrote:
Backgammon wrote:Normally I couldn't care less about Newcastle, but since Keegan took over I've found myself wishing him and the club abject failure.

If their shite run continues, what are the chances of Keegan getting sacked or resigning?

Now that would be funny...
Don't think they will sack him even if they go down they will just blame the AntiChrist for all their woe!! and think Keegan will bring them back up to glory.
Still, their last win was under Sam - maybe he'll become a Tyneside folk hero if this continues.
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Post by Backgammon » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:56 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:
Backgammon wrote:Normally I couldn't care less about Newcastle, but since Keegan took over I've found myself wishing him and the club abject failure.

If their shite run continues, what are the chances of Keegan getting sacked or resigning?

Now that would be funny...
Don't think they will sack him even if they go down they will just blame the AntiChrist for all their woe!! and think Keegan will bring them back up to glory.
Still, their last win was under Sam - maybe he'll become a Tyneside folk hero if this continues.
I think we'll shortly see Keegan chewing gum furiously on the sidelines, swapping his tracksuit for a long coat and barking orders into a bluetooth headset, in the hope that some of the old magic rubs off on him...
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Post by chris » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:31 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7240763.stm

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Post by spraggy » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:35 am

they should keep the dummies for the match, at least then they may have a chance of winning, or perhaps scraping a draw.
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Post by Backgammon » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:36 am

That's quite simply one of the most backward things I've ever heard of. I just don't get the concept of venting frustration by hitting effigies of Manchester United Footballers. I mean what sort of frustrations are you supposed to be getting out of your system?

Take that Ronaldo! That's for being one of the Premierships best players and not playing for Newcastle, which I would like a lot.
Have that Scholes! That's for being one of best English midfielders over the last decade, and again not playing for Newcastle..
In your face Teves! That's for taking the money and glory and playing for the Reds, instead of making the move to the fat-bird capital of the world and playing for the toon.

To me, it seems stupid. Surely the more appropriate effigies to hit with golf balls are Keegan, The board members and some of the past and present players (Boumsong, Bramble, Barton).

If I was a toon fan, my frustrations don't lie with other teams and their players, it lies with the piss poor management at my club, the wasted millions of the fans money and the sheer ineptitude of the current regime.

Saying all that, it would still be fun to hit Rooney on the head from 40 yards.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:55 am

Backgammon wrote:
That's quite simply one of the most backward things I've ever heard of. I just don't get the concept of venting frustration by hitting effigies of Manchester United Footballers. I mean what sort of frustrations are you supposed to be getting out of your system?

Take that Ronaldo! That's for being one of the Premierships best players and not playing for Newcastle, which I would like a lot.
Have that Scholes! That's for being one of best English midfielders over the last decade, and again not playing for Newcastle..
In your face Teves! That's for taking the money and glory and playing for the Reds, instead of making the move to the fat-bird capital of the world and playing for the toon.

To me, it seems stupid. Surely the more appropriate effigies to hit with golf balls are Keegan, The board members and some of the past and present players (Boumsong, Bramble, Barton).

If I was a toon fan, my frustrations don't lie with other teams and their players, it lies with the piss poor management at my club, the wasted millions of the fans money and the sheer ineptitude of the current regime.

Saying all that, it would still be fun to hit Rooney on the head from 40 yards.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:57 am

Why are Newcastle acting as though Man Utd are their rivals?!
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Post by spraggy » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:58 am

boltonboris wrote:Why are Newcastle acting as though Man Utd are their rivals?!
they play them next week
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:02 pm

spraggy wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Why are Newcastle acting as though Man Utd are their rivals?!
they play them next week
And? Would other teams do this for an opposition 12 places and 200 miles away? Nah, it's just Toon fans once again thinking they matter more than they really do
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:03 pm

10-0, the Reds? :D
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:09 pm

Well Man Yoo are their 'Bogey' side after all!!

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Post by spraggy » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:49 pm

Much as I hate Man U, I would love it if they hammered Newcastle again, just love it.

Especially if we beat the in-breds and go above them :pissed:
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