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Funniest thing I've read since Gibson's reply to that champ-manager applicant. Especially that they've asked the silly bint to resign.

They should just put a pack of werthers on each seat, does the trick for us Keeps our lot out of mischief

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tches.html

Funniest thing I've read since Gibson's reply to that champ-manager applicant. Especially that they've asked the silly bint to resign.

They should just put a pack of werthers on each seat, does the trick for us Keeps our lot out of mischief

Un - f***ing - believable.

what do you expect ? Putting women in posts of authority in football matches ! Tssk.

Thank god i'm not a Boro fan, i be banned for life after all the 'swearing' & singing i do...

Ah yes, because to completely screw things up would take a man...

They don't have a lot to shout about there, though, do they?

Gertie wrote:Ah yes, because to completely screw things up would take a man...

.....to hire a woman?

ratbert wrote:They don't have a lot to shout about there, though, do they?

What about when they put that music on that gets them clapping?

jimbo wrote:

ratbert wrote:They don't have a lot to shout about there, though, do they?

What about when they put that music on that gets them clapping?

Chirp chirpy cheep cheep?

potter1989bwfc wrote:Thank god i'm not a Boro fan, i be banned for life after all the 'swearing' & singing i do...

I wonder if you are the hyper-active, gobby little bugger who came to join his mate near where I sit, during the Pompey game ?

We are the normal shouty, fractious, sing-a-bit, grumbly types. A young lad of 14/15 or so had his dads ticket & was sat by us. The seat next to him was free.

Then this jumpy, fidgitting, gobby little toe-rag appeared after about 15 mins. He joined his mate & proceeded to stand/sit/stand/jump about/sit/stand on the seat/run into to aisle/back again/sit/stand .... for the next 20 whirlwind minutes.

He bellowed nonesensically throughout this time. Turned & looked around. Made pointless remarks & sought response (from a, by now, horrified bunch of old-grumblies) and looked around for comment/agreement constantly. He spoke with the faux "It's coz I's black, innit" manner so loved by such scrotes.

Every time a Bolton player was on the ball he bellowed their name (shortened in every case, to Davo, Jusso, Samo, Kevo) at the top of his voice. Every tackle, throw, kick by Pompey was a foul which required him demanding the perpetrators assassination.

Then, as quickly as he came ... he was gone. There was an audible sigh of relief. His mate turnned and said " ... he's like that all the time ... I hate meeting him".

Now ... if THAT's what the Boro' woman was on about I'd have some sympathy.

bobo the clown wrote:

potter1989bwfc wrote:Thank god i'm not a Boro fan, i be banned for life after all the 'swearing' & singing i do...

I wonder if you are the hyper-active, gobby little bugger who came to join his mate near where I sit, during the Pompey game ?

We are the normal shouty, fractious, sing-a-bit, grumbly types. A young lad of 14/15 or so had his dads ticket & was sat by us. The seat next to him was free.

Then this jumpy, fidgitting, gobby little toe-rag appeared after about 15 mins. He joined his mate & proceeded to stand/sit/stand/jump about/sit/stand on the seat/run into to aisle/back again/sit/stand .... for the next 20 whirlwind minutes.

He bellowed nonesensically throughout this time. Turned & looked around. Made pointless remarks & sought response (from a, by now, horrified bunch of old-grumblies) and looked around for comment/agreement constantly. He spoke with the faux "It's coz I's black, innit" manner so loved by such scrotes.

Every time a Bolton player was on the ball he bellowed their name (shortened in every case, to Davo, Jusso, Samo, Kevo) at the top of his voice. Every tackle, throw, kick by Pompey was a foul which required him demanding the perpetrators assassination.

Then, as quickly as he came ... he was gone. There was an audible sigh of relief. His mate turnned and said " ... he's like that all the time ... I hate meeting him".

Now ... if THAT's what the Boro' woman was on about I'd have some sympathy.

I think he could be the angry lad who sits behind me who spends the whole game on his feet getting worked up with every kick and shouting abuse at all the players. In the Tottenham game he spent the game removing layers as he got so wound up until he was bare chested for the last 10 minutes kicking seats and yelling profanities for all to hear. Interestingly on Saturday he had a missus with him which looked like first date territory and he came wearing a nice shirt and tie. The female presence certainly calmed him down somewhat!

NSL by any chance Jimbo? Theres a psycho about 10-15 seats along from us, and I'm well aware of his presence. Tends to scream and kick seats mostly.

jimbo wrote: . . . Interestingly on Saturday he had a missus with him which looked like first date territory and he came wearing a nice shirt and tie. The female presence certainly calmed him down somewhat!

I wonder which female, jimbo. I can imagine the scene in the home country:

Mum: Now, come on, jimbo, you can't go out looking like that now, can you? Susan's a nice lass and expects better of you. Be a good lad and put on a decent shirt and tie.
Jimbo: Aw, Mum!
Mum: Do what I say, son. Now off with you.
Jimbo: I don't have a tie.
Mum: Well yer dad's got two somewhere at the back of the wardrobe, use one of them.
Jimbo: Bugger.
Mum: Good. Now don't get undressed during game - you hear? I'll be watching on't telly an' if I see you even fiddle with the thing there'll be no tea for a week.
Jimbo: Yes, Mum.
Mum: Even better. Now feck off!

Lord Kangana wrote:NSL by any chance Jimbo? Theres a psycho about 10-15 seats along from us, and I'm well aware of his presence. Tends to scream and kick seats mostly.

Ha ha! Yes I am LK. Right near the back in the corner bang opposite the screen?

Dujon wrote:

jimbo wrote: . . . Interestingly on Saturday he had a missus with him which looked like first date territory and he came wearing a nice shirt and tie. The female presence certainly calmed him down somewhat!

I wonder which female, jimbo. I can imagine the scene in the home country:

Mum: Now, come on, jimbo, you can't go out looking like that now, can you? Susan's a nice lass and expects better of you. Be a good lad and put on a decent shirt and tie.
Jimbo: Aw, Mum!
Mum: Do what I say, son. Now off with you.
Jimbo: I don't have a tie.
Mum: Well yer dad's got two somewhere at the back of the wardrobe, use one of them.
Jimbo: Bugger.
Mum: Good. Now don't get undressed during game - you hear? I'll be watching on't telly an' if I see you even fiddle with the thing there'll be no tea for a week.
Jimbo: Yes, Mum.
Mum: Even better. Now feck off!

Knowing my mum the words 'haircut' and 'Fellaini' would be mentioned before anything about shirts and ties!

jimbo wrote:

Lord Kangana wrote:NSL by any chance Jimbo? Theres a psycho about 10-15 seats along from us, and I'm well aware of his presence. Tends to scream and kick seats mostly.

Ha ha! Yes I am LK. Right near the back in the corner bang opposite the screen?

Bang on. We share a psycho!

Lord Kangana wrote:

jimbo wrote:

Lord Kangana wrote:NSL by any chance Jimbo? Theres a psycho about 10-15 seats along from us, and I'm well aware of his presence. Tends to scream and kick seats mostly.

Ha ha! Yes I am LK. Right near the back in the corner bang opposite the screen?

Bang on. We share a psycho!

Now you say that, I feel we should take him under our wing. He sits 2 rows right behind me so I get to feel the full force of his tempers!

Well they are eigth in the noise fan league so need to quieten down a bit to match their actual league position!

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tches.html

Funniest thing I've read since Gibson's reply to that champ-manager applicant. Especially that they've asked the silly bint to resign.

They should just put a pack of werthers on each seat, does the trick for us Keeps our lot out of mischief

I have found a couple of articles re the application by John Boileau:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cove ... 107924.stm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... e53155.ece

This is John's blog:
http://before-thirty.blogspot.com/