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Footballer facebook updates

Post by Verbal » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:26 pm

reasonably amusing, I thought...

Footballer's Facebook updates:

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps soapy tit wank

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum soapy tit wank
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed :(
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou :(
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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Post by blurred » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:43 pm

Sol Campbell poked Graeme Le Saux.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:47 pm

Stevie Gerard poked a DJ. :wink:
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Post by seanworth » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:01 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Stevie Gerard poked a DJ. :wink:
Yeah but it was a rebuttal.
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:13 pm

Gary Megson & P Gartside accepted BWFCI's friends request.
Gary Megson rejected Vaz Ta's friend request.
Kevin Davies rejected P Evra's friend request
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:48 pm

Rafa Benitez wishes Steve Gerard a rapid recovery from his injury.
Kevin Davies rejects a friend request from Anton Ferdinand.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:54 pm

Gary Megson rejects a friend request from Bruno and attempts to shove it up his arse.

(Am I getting the hang of this?) :conf:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:55 pm

Gary Megson invited you to join the group "The world needs more fullbacks"
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:02 pm

David Bentley is attending Court.

Date: August 28th
Time 9.00am-5.00pm
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:11 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Gary Megson rejects a friend request from Bruno and attempts to shove it up his arse.

(Am I getting the hang of this?) :conf:
I don't quite get it. His own, or Bruno's?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:13 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Gary Megson rejects a friend request from Bruno and attempts to shove it up his arse.

(Am I getting the hang of this?) :conf:
I don't quite get it. His own, or Bruno's?
Pedantic? Moi? :D
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Post by ratbert » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:15 pm

Gary Megson says Bolton need to change the way they play. Two months ago
Gary Megson says Bolton don't need to change the way they play. Tuesday

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West Ham United became a fan of Iceland.
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Post by Bruno » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:04 pm

Les reads too much f365.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:33 pm

Paul Merson went All-In and lost in Texas Hold 'Em Poker

Every 4ucker in England likes this!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:46 pm

Germain Defoe says "I must remember to get a driving licence"
Emil Heskey likes this.
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Post by Bruno » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:47 pm

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Post by Verbal » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:50 pm

Jussi Jaaskelainen has signed a new contract.

Paul Harrison likes this.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:07 pm

Gary Megson took the quiz "Full back or striker?" and scored 0%. Click here to take the quiz and match your score.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:30 pm

Clay Shaw's Local Pimping Service

You've been invited by David Pleat

Would you like to join this group?
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Post by jimbo » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:57 am

Gary Megson recruited 4 more fullbacks in 'Manager Wars'.

Pukka Pies. Kevin Nolan became a fan.
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