Deluded bell-end of the week
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Deluded bell-end of the week
Nicklas Bendtner"I have a lot of feelings for Arsenal and it means something great to me. I would be sad to leave it, but you have to think about yourself and, with the career goals I have, I cannot be sitting on the bench"
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In how many Premier League starts?Lofthouse Lower wrote:Nicklas Bendtner"I have a lot of feelings for Arsenal and it means something great to me. I would be sad to leave it, but you have to think about yourself and, with the career goals I have, I cannot be sitting on the bench"
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To be fair, he probably would be a starter in a lower team here, or elsewhere in europe. That said, I don't rate him too highly.
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I'd have him here in a flash.
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Was it meant in the context of 'goals scored'; or goals in the meaning of things he'd like to achieve in his career ?boltonboris wrote:In how many Premier League starts?Lofthouse Lower wrote:Nicklas Bendtner"I have a lot of feelings for Arsenal and it means something great to me. I would be sad to leave it, but you have to think about yourself and, with the career goals I have, I cannot be sitting on the bench"
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Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
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Good player Bendtner.. Would have him at the Reebok any day..
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He's just binned her off I've heard. Obviously thinks he's too good for her as well.Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
What an epic tool
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either she's a dwarf - or he's very tall (or both!)P.O.S. wrote:He's just binned her off I've heard. Obviously thinks he's too good for her as well.Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
What an epic tool
anyway - seems like a sad story to me....
(she used to be married to Ian Fleming's son - THE Ian Fleming...)Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has split with his Danish royal fiancée just seven weeks after she gave birth to their baby.
The 23-year-old footballer and Caroline Luel-Brockdorff, who is said to be worth more than £400million, have called off their engagement.
Friends have allegedly blamed the pressures of parenthood on the breakdown of the 16-month relationship.
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The pressures of parenthood? Like the ones every other fooker with kids has to deal with?
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And quite often on rather less money...Lord Kangana wrote:The pressures of parenthood? Like the ones every other fooker with kids has to deal with?
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He's VERY tall bish - and not a bad player. But he thinks he's waaay better then he is.
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maybe she's decided that "you only live twice" and given him the "Gold Finger" ....thebish wrote:either she's a dwarf - or he's very tall (or both!)P.O.S. wrote:He's just binned her off I've heard. Obviously thinks he's too good for her as well.Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
What an epic tool
anyway - seems like a sad story to me....
(she used to be married to Ian Fleming's son - THE Ian Fleming...)Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has split with his Danish royal fiancée just seven weeks after she gave birth to their baby.
The 23-year-old footballer and Caroline Luel-Brockdorff, who is said to be worth more than £400million, have called off their engagement.
Friends have allegedly blamed the pressures of parenthood on the breakdown of the 16-month relationship.
over to you lot now ....
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He's a deluded fool but I would have him playing in the SKD role any day of the week
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Wiki tells me it is really Uncle Ian:thebish wrote: (she used to be married to Ian Fleming's son - THE Ian Fleming...)
Rory David Fleming (born 1968), is the son of Robert Fleming and his wife, Victoria Margaret Aykroyd. He is distantly related to the Queen of the United Kingdom, being the great X4 grandson of William IV. Part of his fortune also derives from his family's bank, Robert Fleming & Co.He is the nephew of Ian Fleming, James Bond's creator.
Fleming married Baroness Caroline Luel-Brockdorff[1] on 13 October 2001 at the chapel of Caroline's family's castle, Valdemars Slot in Tåsinge, Denmark. They had two children, Alexander William (b. April 7, 2004 at Portland Hospital, London) and Josephine Margaretha Victoria (b. December 20, 2006) Josephine's godmother is Crown Princess Mary of Denmark.
Caroline filed for divorced in 2008. The couple parted for a variety of reasons, one being that Fleming wished to send Alexander to boarding school when he turned six. Caroline received a £400 million settlement.[
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