Deluded bell-end of the week

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Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:05 pm

"I have a lot of feelings for Arsenal and it means something great to me. I would be sad to leave it, but you have to think about yourself and, with the career goals I have, I cannot be sitting on the bench"
Nicklas Bendtner

22 Premier League goals in five seasons

:doh:

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by boltonboris » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:31 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:
"I have a lot of feelings for Arsenal and it means something great to me. I would be sad to leave it, but you have to think about yourself and, with the career goals I have, I cannot be sitting on the bench"
Nicklas Bendtner

22 Premier League goals in five seasons

:doh:
In how many Premier League starts?
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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Vertigo » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:32 pm

To be fair, he probably would be a starter in a lower team here, or elsewhere in europe. That said, I don't rate him too highly.

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:49 pm

I'd have him here in a flash.
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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Il Pirate » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:52 am

boltonboris wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:
"I have a lot of feelings for Arsenal and it means something great to me. I would be sad to leave it, but you have to think about yourself and, with the career goals I have, I cannot be sitting on the bench"
Nicklas Bendtner

22 Premier League goals in five seasons

:doh:
In how many Premier League starts?
:conf: Was it meant in the context of 'goals scored'; or goals in the meaning of things he'd like to achieve in his career ?

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:54 am

Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by BwfcDan » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:34 pm

Good player Bendtner.. Would have him at the Reebok any day..
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Post by P.O.S. » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:04 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
He's just binned her off I've heard. Obviously thinks he's too good for her as well.

What an epic tool

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by thebish » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:36 pm

P.O.S. wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
He's just binned her off I've heard. Obviously thinks he's too good for her as well.

What an epic tool
either she's a dwarf - or he's very tall (or both!)

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anyway - seems like a sad story to me....
Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has split with his Danish royal fiancée just seven weeks after she gave birth to their baby.

The 23-year-old footballer and Caroline Luel-Brockdorff, who is said to be worth more than £400million, have called off their engagement.

Friends have allegedly blamed the pressures of parenthood on the breakdown of the 16-month relationship.
(she used to be married to Ian Fleming's son - THE Ian Fleming...)

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:45 pm

The pressures of parenthood? Like the ones every other fooker with kids has to deal with?
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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:49 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:The pressures of parenthood? Like the ones every other fooker with kids has to deal with?
And quite often on rather less money...

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:14 pm

He's VERY tall bish - and not a bad player. But he thinks he's waaay better then he is.

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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:38 am

thebish wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:Well he's a millionaire and he's poking a billionaire who is fit as fock, so he can't have many of either
He's just binned her off I've heard. Obviously thinks he's too good for her as well.

What an epic tool
either she's a dwarf - or he's very tall (or both!)

Image

anyway - seems like a sad story to me....
Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has split with his Danish royal fiancée just seven weeks after she gave birth to their baby.

The 23-year-old footballer and Caroline Luel-Brockdorff, who is said to be worth more than £400million, have called off their engagement.

Friends have allegedly blamed the pressures of parenthood on the breakdown of the 16-month relationship.
(she used to be married to Ian Fleming's son - THE Ian Fleming...)
maybe she's decided that "you only live twice" and given him the "Gold Finger" ....

over to you lot now ....
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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by TKIZ! » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:49 am

He's a deluded fool but I would have him playing in the SKD role any day of the week
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Re: Deluded bell-end of the week

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:54 pm

thebish wrote: (she used to be married to Ian Fleming's son - THE Ian Fleming...)
:conf: Wiki tells me it is really Uncle Ian:
Rory David Fleming (born 1968), is the son of Robert Fleming and his wife, Victoria Margaret Aykroyd. He is distantly related to the Queen of the United Kingdom, being the great X4 grandson of William IV. Part of his fortune also derives from his family's bank, Robert Fleming & Co.He is the nephew of Ian Fleming, James Bond's creator.

Fleming married Baroness Caroline Luel-Brockdorff[1] on 13 October 2001 at the chapel of Caroline's family's castle, Valdemars Slot in Tåsinge, Denmark. They had two children, Alexander William (b. April 7, 2004 at Portland Hospital, London) and Josephine Margaretha Victoria (b. December 20, 2006) Josephine's godmother is Crown Princess Mary of Denmark.

Caroline filed for divorced in 2008. The couple parted for a variety of reasons, one being that Fleming wished to send Alexander to boarding school when he turned six. Caroline received a £400 million settlement.[
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