Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jaffka » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:03 pm

Liverpool are great for attracting that class of fan.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:15 am

Twenty year old Sterling has just been offered £90,000 a week wages (he's already on £70,000). His advisors/ers, have turned it down; they want £120,000. Unbelievable.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:23 pm

Quite right too. You can't live on 90k a week and save a bit for your retirement. Come on Tango, be realistic and give the boy a break.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Athers » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:26 pm

Probably holding out for a Caribbean holiday half way through every season.. Oh
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:42 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Twenty year old Sterling has just been offered £90,000 a week wages (he's already on £70,000). His advisors/ers, have turned it down; they want £120,000. Unbelievable.
Liverpool forward Raheem Sterling will not get "too much too young", according to manager Brendan Rodgers.

Quite right too, Brendan. You keep the lad's feet on the ground. :lol:
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:11 pm

Not sure if this has been posted here before, but try typing the word gobshites into google maps! :lol:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:39 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:Not sure if this has been posted here before, but try typing the word gobshites into google maps! :lol:
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:05 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:Not sure if this has been posted here before, but try typing the word gobshites into google maps! :lol:
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:26 pm

Must be geographically linked as down here it goes to Scotland Yard. Guessing it's Anfield?
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bristolwanderer » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:09 pm

Prufrock wrote:Must be geographically linked as down here it goes to Scotland Yard. Guessing it's Anfield?
I got Glastonbury Festival.. :conf:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:16 pm

bristolwanderer wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Must be geographically linked as down here it goes to Scotland Yard. Guessing it's Anfield?
I got Glastonbury Festival.. :conf:
As Pru says, it must be geographical. We get Anfield up here. Snigger.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:24 pm

I get South Shore Music Hall in Massachusetts or however you spell it. Given where I am, I though it was going to be Tehran or summat!

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:26 pm

O2 Arena and the Met Police.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:09 am

I also get an Irish pub, so I'm guessing its just a random joke - if you asked google a while ago why it was a c*nt it used to reply with "I'm only trying to help".
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:33 pm

Raheem Sterling will leave Liverpool for a “big club” within the next few seasons, according to Rodney Marsh

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:21 pm

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:31 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:Toys out of the pram again. :roll:

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wo ... 17461.html
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:50 pm

oops - is that the sound of Liverpool getting knocked out of Europe on penalties? :oyea:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:58 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:Toys out of the pram again. :roll:

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wo ... 17461.html
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