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Ronaldo

Post by JJ4bwfc92 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:20 pm

Anyone heard of a full BELIEVABLE reason as to why he's "upset"?

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Re: Ronaldo

Post by jaffka » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:07 pm

Is he upset?

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:15 pm

Any one arsed?

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Re: Ronaldo

Post by JJ4bwfc92 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:36 pm

yeah hes upset and rumours flying that its at madrid and wants to leave or something but other things saying that its cos he lost ballond'or xD :lol:

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:13 pm

Rumours it's either Carvalho being touted around anywhere in need of a defender other than us, or Coentrao getting stick off Madrid fans (imagine a world where you think he isn't good enough for your team! We should swap 'em, give them back Marcos).

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Re: Ronaldo

Post by a1 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:15 pm

is he still fat ?

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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:03 am

He looked pretty bitter at the Ballon d'Or ceremony.

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Post by IggyTheDawgster » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:37 am

Oh I thought this was about the real Ronaldo.....Shame.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:54 pm

Looking to leave & Citeh are interested. Wants £300k a week, plus add ons.
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Post by Hoboh » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:28 am

bobo the clown wrote:Looking to leave & Citeh are interested. Wants £300k a week, plus add ons.
He may be FIRST CLASS CNUT but if I had a football team and the cash he'd be one of the first on my list.

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Re: Ronaldo

Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:19 am

Its because he's getting pissy because Barca make sure Messi is the central figure to help him win Ballon d'Or and then at Madrid they just don't give a shit.
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Re: Ronaldo

Post by malcd1 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:00 am

Just to go off on a tangent for a second.

I was at swimming with my son yesterday when another parent came into the changing room calling, "Cristiano, Cristiano are you in here?".

I was nearly sick. What half wit parents call their son Cristiano in Bolton?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:12 am

malcd1 wrote:Just to go off on a tangent for a second.

I was at swimming with my son yesterday when another parent came into the changing room calling, "Cristiano, Cristiano are you in here?".

I was nearly sick. What half wit parents call their son Cristiano in Bolton?
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Re: Ronaldo

Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:21 am

I know both those stories are tragic, but they are also piss funny!
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Re: Ronaldo

Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:58 am

So says Lionel Prufrock.
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Post by thebish » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:59 am

Wandering Willy wrote:So says Lionel Prufrock.
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:16 pm

:D

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Re: Ronaldo

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:14 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
malcd1 wrote:Just to go off on a tangent for a second.

I was at swimming with my son yesterday when another parent came into the changing room calling, "Cristiano, Cristiano are you in here?".

I was nearly sick. What half wit parents call their son Cristiano in Bolton?
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I was on a council estate a few years ago when some angry looking bint came out of her house shouting "Canoe, Canoe, get in here now" and this little herbert dragging his feet went wandering over. This was in the early 90s when Keanu 'Canoe' Reeves was enjoying a period of success. Poor kid - he'll be in his 20s now :roll:
Old enough to have murdered his mother then !!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:51 pm

Heard in Farnworth Asda a while ago.
"Levi, put that down now!. Leeeeviiiieeee, are you listening to me?"
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Re: Ronaldo

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:02 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Heard in Farnworth Asda a while ago.
"Levi, put that down now!. Leeeeviiiieeee, are you listening to me?"
Trying to get his reggae reggae sauce no doubt.

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