Tonight's Football

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by jaffka » Sun May 17, 2015 8:58 am

Jose Baxter from Sheffield Utd has failed a drugs test.

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Post by jaffka » Sun May 17, 2015 9:07 am

Wolves keeper Aaron McCarey has failed a drugs test.

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun May 17, 2015 11:50 am

Much more to the point has .... or would Prufrock ?
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by jaffka » Sun May 17, 2015 3:40 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Much more to the point has .... or would Prufrock ?
Do you think he will read this?

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by Prufrock » Sun May 17, 2015 9:04 pm

W*nker. But 2 from him, Scholes and Keane (and Jay-Jay) from the players I remember watching.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon May 18, 2015 10:45 am

I see that Newcastle are asking for Hull to be docked points because of Livermore's failed drugs test. Classy as ever. :roll:
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Post by boltonboris » Tue May 19, 2015 12:15 pm

Cracked myself up last night.. And the missus strangely as she never laughs at my jokes.

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun May 24, 2015 11:09 am

Here's a good-luck wish for Preston tonight. So often nearly men. Come on you Lilywhites

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by Gravedigger » Sun May 24, 2015 5:44 pm

Well Beckford nets one in the first few minutes so a good start. Let's hope they can keep it up. 8)
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by truewhite15 » Sun May 24, 2015 6:17 pm

I tell you what, this bloke Beckford looks handy. He's scored 17 this season for Preston, and he's only been with them since January. If he's out of contract, I reckon we should have a look...

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by LeverEnd » Sun May 24, 2015 6:52 pm

Hat-trick for Beckford. Unbelievable Jeff!
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun May 24, 2015 7:11 pm

SKD's haircut is a bit of a shocker.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun May 24, 2015 8:04 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Here's a good-luck wish for Preston tonight. So often nearly men. Come on you Lilywhites:oyea:
Good on em. :oyea:
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by Hoboh » Sun May 24, 2015 10:37 pm

Having now scored 18 goals since arriving from Bolton on loan in November Preston’s hope will be that he is part of the club’s Championship squad next season. Beckford has already been told by his parent club that he is no longer required there.
So he could do the business, what a wanker!

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by Prufrock » Mon May 25, 2015 12:20 am

Gerrard :lol:
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by LeverEnd » Tue May 26, 2015 2:12 am

Well done Norwich. Now give us Hooper you inbred feck*. Unused sub, no chance of a regular Prem start. Preferably with a massive payoff, so we can pay him £457 per week
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by ChrisC » Wed May 27, 2015 1:52 am

Did anybody see Mourinho's speech at Chelsea's player of the season dinner? :lol:




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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 30, 2015 7:11 pm

The Arse seem to have the FA Cup sewn up today. I'd have quite liked a club out of the usual culprits to have won .... However this does at least mean the "most-pleased-with-himself" man in English football, Tim Sherwood, won't be offending me by smirking all over the TV.
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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by clapton is god » Sun May 31, 2015 9:56 am

^ and we've still won the cup since Villa.

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Re: Tonight's Football

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun May 31, 2015 12:11 pm

All this talk of Villa in the cup reminds me of that miss :evil:

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