It's about time somebody started this thread!
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How very cringeworthy!
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Love they way they had to put "United" on there, so he knew he didn't have to go back to fvckin' Madeira!!
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There's so many of those fake quotes circling now.. The Gary Neville "Dick like a button mushroom" one was funny though
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“Real Madrid offered me a year and a half deal,” said Keane. “Everton, on my doorstep, wanted me to go to them.
“I met their manager, David Moyes, and I was impressed by what he said. Bolton – also on my doorstep; I met Sam Allardyce too. But I went to Celtic.”
Keane added: “Why didn’t I go to Everton? I would have regretted not going to Celtic, and I couldn’t go to both.
“But Everton would have been good. I spoke to Phil Neville, who’d moved there earlier in the season.
“I knew that there were good fitness people there who could have helped me.
“I liked David Moyes, their manager. The chairman, Bill Kenwright, was very good with Michael in the negotiations. They offered me a lot more than Celtic were paying me.
“But I think I might have found it hard playing for another English team. Which is stupid, I suppose, because it’s business.
“Everton might have given me another lease of life. I might have had two or three more years there.
“The system they played would have suited me. I would have been a proper sitting midfielder.
“(But) It doesn’t keep me awake at night.”
Imagine he had put on a whites shirt?
“I met their manager, David Moyes, and I was impressed by what he said. Bolton – also on my doorstep; I met Sam Allardyce too. But I went to Celtic.”
Keane added: “Why didn’t I go to Everton? I would have regretted not going to Celtic, and I couldn’t go to both.
“But Everton would have been good. I spoke to Phil Neville, who’d moved there earlier in the season.
“I knew that there were good fitness people there who could have helped me.
“I liked David Moyes, their manager. The chairman, Bill Kenwright, was very good with Michael in the negotiations. They offered me a lot more than Celtic were paying me.
“But I think I might have found it hard playing for another English team. Which is stupid, I suppose, because it’s business.
“Everton might have given me another lease of life. I might have had two or three more years there.
“The system they played would have suited me. I would have been a proper sitting midfielder.
“(But) It doesn’t keep me awake at night.”
Imagine he had put on a whites shirt?
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This book and other stuff as he is 'marketting' it suggest to me that Keane is certifiable mad. He's always had a temper, we know that, but .... & this is 'written" (approved) by him. Seriously he's round the twist.
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I'd say he's more of a sulky git tbhbobo the clown wrote:This book and other stuff as he is 'marketting' it suggest to me that Keane is certifiable mad. He's always had a temper, we know that, but .... & this is 'written" (approved) by him. Seriously he's round the twist.
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Just a miserable person.
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Drinking Holts' does that to people.
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Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!Worthy4England wrote:Drinking Holts' does that to people.
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That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.Bruce Rioja wrote:Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!Worthy4England wrote:Drinking Holts' does that to people.
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I suppose you drink German lager thenWorthy4England wrote:That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.Bruce Rioja wrote:Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!Worthy4England wrote:Drinking Holts' does that to people.
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In Holts' pubs I'm more likely to drink the bitter.Hoboh wrote:I suppose you drink German lager thenWorthy4England wrote:That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.Bruce Rioja wrote:Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!Worthy4England wrote:Drinking Holts' does that to people.
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Guilty as charged! (tbh I'd go if I could travel)Worthy4England wrote:In Holts' pubs I'm more likely to drink the bitter.Hoboh wrote:I suppose you drink German lager thenWorthy4England wrote:That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.Bruce Rioja wrote:Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!Worthy4England wrote:Drinking Holts' does that to people.
I've been to the Oktoberfest 6 times...
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Looks like van gaal went all rafa in the press conference today. Passing some dossiers around after Allardyce's comments
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Remember all the hype about Tevez going to City? That love affair didn't last too long.Burnden Paddock wrote:How very cringeworthy!
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KeyserSoze wrote:Looks like van gaal went all rafa in the press conference today. Passing some dossiers around after Allardyce's comments
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Brilliant.
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