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Football Chat up lines

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:41 pm
by boltonboris
There's a thing on twitter at the moment, where people are posting their best football related chat up lines.

My two favourites so far have been:

"Is your Dad called Dion? Because my penis is Dublin" and..

"Just call me Ronaldinho, because I can lob Semen from 40 yards"

Got any of your own?

Re: Football Chat up lines

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:11 pm
by Prufrock
:lol:

Re: Football Chat up lines

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:12 pm
by bwfcdan94
boltonboris wrote:There's a thing on twitter at the moment, where people are posting their best football related chat up lines.

My two favourites so far have been:

"Is your Dad called Dion? Because my penis is Dublin" and..

"Just call me Ronaldinho, because I can lob Semen from 40 yards"

Got any of your own?
:D

Re: Football Chat up lines

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:57 pm
by jaffka
Ey up love, if your goals open I will bang me balls against your posts