Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

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Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 15, 2014 6:24 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27423636" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jailed for 18 months for dangerous driving.

At first I thought he was paying for his notoriety, but as you read in he's just a tit.

King was seen weaving in and out of traffic on the dual carriageway before he undertook Martin Beck's VW Polo who he considered was driving too slowly.

The footballer then slammed his brakes on in frustration, forcing Mr Beck to perform an emergency stop. A third car crashed into the back of the Polo, forcing it into the back of King's Porsche.
The footballer drove off, only for a witness to flag him down, thinking Mr Beck had been killed.

When he returned to the scene of the crash he started to accuse Mr Beck, who had to be cut free and flown to hospital, of causing the collision.

The Jamaican international has a number of other previous convictions, including for dishonesty, drinking and driving and other motoring offences, including a prison sentence for handling a stolen car, while playing for Gillingham in 2002.
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Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Post by jaffka » Thu May 15, 2014 6:29 pm

tit

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 15, 2014 6:30 pm

jaffka wrote:tit
I'm sorry. I meant no harm !!
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Post by jaffka » Thu May 15, 2014 6:31 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
jaffka wrote:tit
I'm sorry. I meant no harm !!
:lol:

King is a tit.

A total tit.

A feckin mega tit.

A feckin humongous tit.

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Post by cophilie » Thu May 15, 2014 8:00 pm

bobo the clown wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27423636

Jailed for 18 months for dangerous driving.

At first I thought he was paying for his notoriety, but as you read in he's just a tit.

King was seen weaving in and out of traffic on the dual carriageway before he undertook Martin Beck's VW Polo who he considered was driving too slowly.

The footballer then slammed his brakes on in frustration, forcing Mr Beck to perform an emergency stop. A third car crashed into the back of the Polo, forcing it into the back of King's Porsche.
The footballer drove off, only for a witness to flag him down, thinking Mr Beck had been killed.

When he returned to the scene of the crash he started to accuse Mr Beck, who had to be cut free and flown to hospital, of causing the collision.

The Jamaican international has a number of other previous convictions, including for dishonesty, drinking and driving and other motoring offences, including a prison sentence for handling a stolen car, while playing for Gillingham in 2002.
I did not realise that was a criminal offence!

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 15, 2014 8:20 pm

cophilie wrote:I did not realise that was a criminal offence!
Really ??

http://www.cdpp.gov.au/wp-content/uploa ... ion-07.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by cophilie » Thu May 15, 2014 9:16 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
cophilie wrote:I did not realise that was a criminal offence!
Really ??

http://www.cdpp.gov.au/wp-content/uploa ... ion-07.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
CDPP wrote:s135.1 - General Dishonesty (Penalty: Imprisonment for 5 years)
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Post by thebish » Thu May 15, 2014 9:18 pm

i quite liked the charge they kept repeating in the news for that escaped bank robber recently:

being unlawfully at large 8)

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Post by cophilie » Thu May 15, 2014 9:20 pm

thebish wrote:i quite liked the charge they kept repeating in the news for that escaped bank robber recently:

being unlawfully at large 8)
Yeah, but at least he was honest about it!

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Post by LeverEnd » Thu May 15, 2014 10:34 pm

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Charles Langley, defending, said King admitted he had been "frustrated" with Mr Beck's driving.

"It was dangerous. He should never have done it and he accepts that and he is genuinely remorseful," Mr Langley added
Anyone who believes that is a massive tit as well.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu May 15, 2014 10:44 pm

Ha. Yeah, says remorse all over does Marlon King. He's a screw-loose and wants locking up.
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Post by H. Pedersen » Tue May 20, 2014 7:49 pm

Now look, in fairness, WAS Mr. Beck driving too slowly?

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 20, 2014 8:22 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:Now look, in fairness, WAS Mr. Beck driving too slowly?
... AND in the outside lane while the inside was empty. You may have a point Henrik.
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu May 22, 2014 1:08 am

Marlon IN!
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