West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by James B » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:53 pm

you mean those loveable chirpy cockneys aren't going to wembley? :(

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Post by thebish » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:04 pm

James B wrote:you mean those loveable chirpy cockneys aren't going to wembley? :(
..and they won't be really shaking anyone up??? :D

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:18 pm

Just popped over to KUMB to cheer myself up after their loss to Watford. I wonder if the TW spy should do them every week - it's very entertaining.
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Post by Moral Eclipse » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:22 pm

daxter15 wrote:Why the hell are Watford finding form when they are about to play us?
Most teams seem to do. 'Boro went on a run before they played us and Charlton have just beaten Portsmouth away which was a huge surprise.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:29 pm

Oh dear, how must Lucas Neill be feeling now? I mean, afterall, this is what his £60k a week move was all about, wasn't it? Great cup pedigree, Bobby Moore used to play for them, and all the rest of the quite frankly embarrassing, patronising shite he spewed forth at his press conference? What now?
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Post by Batman » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:03 pm

Had a crap day at work, cheered up immesurably by the shitness of the ol'Spammers.



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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:43 pm


The home side left the field to a crescendo of boos and chants of 'You don't know what you're doing' but for all the criticism, Curbishley remains defiant.

"It wasn’t the best of games," Curbishley told Sky Sports News.

"Two teams desperate for a result and Watford came out on top.

"We play them again in the league in a few weeks. I’ll take the win then.

"Everyone is disappointed and frustrated tonight. I think the West Ham fans just want us to win a few games, whether it is in the league or in the cup."

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Post by Batman » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:44 pm

Doesn't really compare with 'We'll fight them on the beaches' does it :lol:

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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:34 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I mean, if they get knocked out they can consentrate on qualifying for Europe!!
I think they're concentrating on relegation.

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Post by No shxt Sherlock » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:03 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha lets all laugh at WestHam getting beat by Watford in the FA cup.

Now how deep is that hole going to be before they can get out, Any one want to guess?

Guess what i just had a vision and it was the end of the season and i heard the voice of Andy Grey and Martin Tyler saying on Sky Sports 1 its all over for the WestSpam and look forward to see them in the Championship, Then a camera shot of all the West Spam fans head in their hands and most of them crying.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa

I know it sounds cruel, BUT who cares.
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Post by Batman » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:26 am

I'm definitely going to Upton Park for the last away game of our year, it could be a glorious day!


Rumours on SSN that the Spammers are after our Eidur :lol:

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Post by Batman » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:44 am

Only because it has 'Wet Spam' and 'Bent' in the same headline :lol:

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Post by Athers » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:24 pm

Just seen the gossip that they're trying to sign Eidur from Barcelona. What a career move that would be for our boy.
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Post by warthog » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:26 pm

Lucas "£60,000 a week" Neill out injured. Initial estimate for six weeks.

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Post by cowdrill » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:42 pm

there IS a God! :mrgreen:
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Post by officer_dibble » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:46 pm

warthog wrote:Lucas "£60,000 a week" Neill out injured. Initial estimate for six weeks.
In a week that saw Robbie Savage get his comeupance as well

how refreshing

maybe carlsberg have got hold of football injuries?

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:31 pm

On SSN just now..... £14m bid for Bent. They're really chucking the ol' cash about aren't they?
PLEASE GOD let them still get relegated. I'd be chuckling away for decades! :lol:
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Post by Batman » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:32 pm

They really are stupid.

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