West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:04 pm

thebish wrote:^

feck!! West Ham ARE now in the top four!! :shock:

EDIT: oh - hang on - they're not! the table has refreshed and they are back down in 7th! :D

phew!!
I'd love to hear what Allardyce-Out-Terry-From-Barking has to say about their current lofty position. :lol:
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Post by a1 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:06 pm

do you think he'll quit when he asks the davids for a £100m transfer kitty to get champsleague football, and they say no ?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:14 pm

Their bench today was interesting

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04 Nolan
07 Jarvis
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Post by jaffka » Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:36 pm

David Burke still turning out :shock:

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Post by thebish » Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:46 pm

question... Is Nolan any good without BigDaddySam?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Prufrock » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:00 pm

Just watched MOTD2 Extra. Big props to Alan Shearer for finally picking up on the 'West Ham way' question :lol:.

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Post by thebish » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:09 pm

are west ham fans seriously booing BigSam at the moment??

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:17 pm

thebish wrote:are west ham fans seriously booing BigSam at the moment??
Yep.

You see, he doesn't have them playing "the West Ham way" ... y'know, losing !!!
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Post by thebish » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:18 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:are west ham fans seriously booing BigSam at the moment??
Yep.

You see, he doesn't have them playing "the West Ham way" ... y'know, losing !!!
more's the pity... :|

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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Oct 19, 2014 3:26 pm

I just hope when he leaves there they appoint Di Canio amid much jubilation and then sink like a stone, playing to quarter-full Olympic stadium in the bottom half of the Championship.
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Post by Hoboh » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:28 pm

Now third in the Prem and nearly Christmas!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:39 pm

Hoboh wrote:Now third in the Prem and nearly Christmas!
Allardyce OUT! We want the West Ham Way. :roll:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:42 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Hoboh wrote:Now third in the Prem and nearly Christmas!
Allardyce OUT! We want the West Ham Way. :roll:

Well, quite. I was talking to my West Ham supporting friend yesterday (may seem long winded but calling him an Iron seems, well, wrong) and telling him they are now reaping the rewards of sticking with Sam and seeing what a bloody good manager he is. :mrgreen:

Sticks in his craw that he has to admit I'm right. :mrgreen:

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:18 pm

I'd much rather they returned to the West Ham way, tbh.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:39 pm

Worthy4England wrote:I'd much rather they returned to the West Ham way, tbh.
Haha. Indeed. Had to run someone to Robin Hood this avvo who asked if we could listen to Talk Shitandpiss. An incandescent Terry from Essex was notably conspicuous by his absence. :lol:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:17 am

The consensus from a small (but vocal) group down here is that the board are just biding their time to get rid of Allardyce and appoint a top (top) manager who will take them into the Champions League in time for their new stadium.

Allardyce is still not liked by the majority, apparently. But has their grudging respect. :roll:

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue May 26, 2015 7:45 am

Just spotted on West Ham forum, KUMB. These muppets defy description.

I think its quite difficult to understand the ethos of the club if you are an outsider.The outside world hate the fact that little old West Ham have the famous white horse final 1923, won the war cup, won the World cup, the Academy, 71 Bobby Moore in goal, 80 cup final, ICF, 85/6 , Villa Park semi, Berkovic/Hartson, Boogers Dicanio, Manygate, 2006 FA cup, Kia, Icelandics, Tevez,Sulivan/Gold..

They hate it good or bad we are always in the news. It makes supporting West Ham interesting. Its an absolute roller coaster and its impossible to get off.

Whilst the North of England are seeing the south becoming stronger every year they try to put us down. How dare little old West Ham join the elite.

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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 26, 2015 8:58 am

:lol: magnificent.

Playing the West Ham way (so, in the Champo) to 20,000 in the Olympic Stadium would be ace!
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue May 26, 2015 8:42 pm

Allardyce just got them into Europe too. Top of the Fair Play League - who'd have thunk it?

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 27, 2015 1:08 pm

The irony here is tangible. So, four days after sacking Allardyce and telling him to take his dirty, cheating, industrial football with him, they qualify for Europe via the fair play league. Wankers to a man. :roll:

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