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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:06 pm

And A plethora of ads for this that and the other and....a mention of Bury of course, then Price and Baxter all set to chat about this and that and of course throw in a few negative comments as ever, then the Brewers appear in dazzling Yellow apparently, and we in the much beloved white shirts and navy blue elasatic knickers. Coins tossed, coats off and off we go then...We kick northwards and....we get a couple of passes. Madine gets dragged down..ignored, then Buckley forces a save out of their keeper. Throw them, and again..and chat, chat and....another one and they have a quick break and....Vela taps Murphy and gives the first free kick away. Sammi nips in and....Madine gets a shot off and the ref ignores a shove in his back. Mic lads tell how it should have been and....
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We sally, they repel, we recover and Sammi has a throw, Pratley, Sammi and.....Madine and..Robinson's cross is blocked. They sally at us, Sordell gets a mention, then back they come via Dyer and......a back post header is saved by Ben. Brewers had forty four players coming forward for that, then Robinson, Henry....some scores and......Sammi tries one but they clear. Throw us in their half and.....Madine,.....and the keeper has it and clears.
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We get a free kick from Bywater's clearance and....micman has to mention them beating us 1-0....then Sammi, Vela and.....Henry slices one wide. On with the commentary lads and....they venture forth, Sammi gets it to Buckley. Pratley, Sammi, Buckley and....Beevers and Buckley and.....we have some chat then Madine gets one in the back again. Free kick us and....it's repelled. Throw them and...mic man manning the Brewers up, then Robinsoin a throw and.....a big one and...we get another throw. Cleared.Vela gives one away, they sally, Robinson clears for a deep throw. Some this and that then Robinson clears again. They sally at us and.....and...Darby clears. Madine gets another free kick near halfway. Cleared, then Sordell and Dyer go and Pratley wins a free kick.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:22 pm

Sound a bit "Charge of the light Brigade every time they get the ball. Sammi, Vela, Sammi again and cleared. They break and..
some mither about Bury then....come on lads, time to open the account...Vela and....ooh, keeper saves a volley from Buckley. Shot straight at him. Ref having a chat about sealing wax and string, then a throw them and...we clear, they recover and launch. Darby clears and Sammi gets us a throw. Q.P.R 1 up on Brum. Chit chat, then the Brewers sally and Dyer forces a save out of Ben.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:25 pm

A sally, a blocked shot from Sordell and we clear. Darby and....a throw them. Come on lads, we need a bit of superiority here. Throw us, Robbo, Pratley, Robbo and Beevers wallops then Sordell wins a free kick off a wrestling match. And....Dyer scopres for the,m 1-0 them...
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Re: Bolton v Burton, who'll show their true pedigree and who'll end up bitter? H Sat 16/Dec

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:27 pm

Oh dear Alnwick. Poor keeping.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:32 pm

Scramble in the box but the old fox beats the chickens and they go one up. We clear, they come back and....Buckley and..Vela, Sammi and...in and we have a corner. And...Vela and....cleaered, Henry, Vela and....they clear for a throw. We are at the bottom of the hill, against the bottom of the league. Goal kick them and some class needed. Not good. Mic man stirs the disaster pot, then....we have a throw via some good work by Robinson. And...and...thy have another free kick, then Sammi goes and Vela gets out-muscled. Come on Whites, get six or seven here. And, they clear and....Beevers and...Ben wallops, Madine, Vela, Buckley and....a cross blocked and back to Ben. Wallop 2 and...Pratley goes and we have a corner....and...Vela and....cleared and break....throw them as Henry goes in hard.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:42 pm

We go via back and forth. Henry, Beevers, Sammi and.....Pratley gives one away. Ben now and wallops. Madine and...they clear to Beevers and back to Ben. Vela....Pratley and back to Ben again.....and now...a chat on how to do it from mic lads, then...Beevers wallops, they almost get tit but Robbo gos, then Sammi, then Henry and Pratley and....Pratley and Robinson and....Sammi wins a free kick thirty out. And......page and monarch forth they go and....Madine and....and.....a poor one but we win it again, same spot. Another poor one and.....And...thirty five out and...Pratley and....them, then ...then a sally and they almost catch us out. A let off apparently ....Vela, Henry, Vela and,,,Robbo a throw and...Buckley wins it, Sammi, Vela...Henry retreats and Beeverrs goes forth. Madine, Sammi, Madine, Vela, Robbo and.....we get lucky and...Sammi can't get forth. Fans having a mumble and then Sammi breaks and hits one at the keeper. Sammi again and.....mic lads have a chat....then....Buckley, Sammi and.....nobody at the back post and....we get a corner. Vela and....clearred. Buckley, Robbo, they clear, some back and forth and...Buckley gets a free kick off a challenge.

WE NEED TO PUSH UP LADS.....Velas free kick easily dealt with.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:44 pm

Can't be doing with this. Nothing up top.

The words ... in a brothel .. spring to mind.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:49 pm

Get two scruffy goal lads, who cares. We're apparently playing some nice football, but we aren't scoring. Soon is never soon enough when we're losing. They sayyl, Wheats heads out. Throw them, some scores that matter not, then....Sordell tries, Sammi breaks, they clear and eventually Ben get a customary wallop forth. Now, they sally, they come again, we part clear and ...we get another wallop kick. Mic man ...get on with it. We sally, Beevers, Madine.....Vela loses out...and...one min added as ref slows it up for a mystery free kick. Bywaters and....they come, we repulses and....a launch and.....ref pulls play up for....a Sammi throw and the whistle goes at 0-1.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:49 pm

Not a one of them can say they have had a good first half.

Ridiculously poor.

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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:52 pm

I did not realise Lloyd Dyer played for them. Inevitable the minute I saw he was up against Darby. Be surprised if we get back into this - we’ll chuck Morais on and go 352 and they will get a second.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:55 pm

Do we practice set pieces?

A bright opening 10 minutes and then reverted to type. Bloody awful. We're as likely to concede a second as score an equaliser
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:01 pm

If, as micman claims, they are surging forth in thousands, then surely we can surge forth too by pushing up the park some. We need of course to watch Sordell and Dyer for having a dash at us through the wicket gat, but we are one goal down and that means even iof they score six, we'll still have the same to lose. WE HAVE TO WIN THIS ONE LADS, WE HAVE TO. Come on get a grip and restore the equalibrium.....FFS.......
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:12 pm

Part Two....
Vela and Sammi, forth they went, forth they went together....
Wallop, wallop kick and rush, boots against the leather....

And we go forth likwise...It begins.Mic man reminds us what we need to do, then.....can we have been winding up a game of two halves....Can we? Come on lads. Wheater clears from Sordell, Robbo clears and they knock it out for a throw us. Robbo clears to Henry and back it goes again....Ben hacks one, they clear, Darby clears and...eventually we don't do much. And now, Buckley, Robinson and....some chat, then....Sammi, Madine, throw us. Darby takes and....Vela, and again and....wins a corner. And,,outswinger and...ohhhhh, ref gives a corner as he decides the ball didn't cross the line off the woodwork. And....and...Buckley and..in and...Sammi and....he wins a throw. Sordell and Dyer win a corner and....some scores and....then....13,632 crowd announced. They sally and......Darby clears but back they come and....ohhh, Darby clears well.
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A Dyer cross is cleared, then well, we have a chat about the possibilities of Sordell scoring, then Flannagan goes to grass and the magic sponge man appears. We should have been level there off Wheats header. Two shots only on target so far from us. Sammi goes and....Buckley heads a bit high and can't direct. Wallop, cleared and.....Madine gives one away. Mic man hints at a con, but anyway, in and we clear....Darby, Vela, now Sammi and...they get a throw. COME ON LADS.....Brum equalise at Q.P.R. Sordell hits one wide....really? Anyway, meanwhile back at our 67% no score match, mic ,man chats about other teams. We resume and....
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The Mailman appears to replace Pratley. Morais stays up fron then..Buckley, Sammi, Buckley, Darby, Vela....poor from Henry and....Robo, Buckley and.....Darby and.....backwards we go. Wheats now and.....we lose it and they sally. Vela then Sammi win a throw as the fans rumble their happiness. Some scores, a throw us, Darby and.....Sammi and....Morais and....Robbo and...a poor one but Beevers, then Madine....gives one away. COME ON LADS....GET IT SORTED....Robbo, Henry, Buckley and....Henry, Morais, Sammi and.......oohhhhhhh, just wide from Sammi.
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Pressaure, but no cigar just yet. They clear and...then Madine, Buckley and....we get a free kick near the corner flag. And.....in and.....Buckley, no Morias, then....ref steps in, then....they hack it clear and the keeper get s it and cleared. Sammi can't quite beat the keeper to the ball, then.....a chat about this and that, then Madine, Beevers, back to Ben....Wheats, Madin and...Robbo and...cleared. Vela, Darby and....they clear for a throw. Wallop forth again from Ben, then Beevers and....they clear again and.....again, and Robbo. Morais cant find Buckley and they get a throw. Mic lads chat about Millwall, then......chat a bit more then......They sally at us and....get near and....we get a throw. Robinson and...we gwet a goal kick with twenty mins left.
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Us, them, Morais and...ref gets in the way. Wheets, Beevers, Madine and they recover and break. Wheats clears. Madine has a word with the liner about getting elbowed. They break, we clear and back they come again. Dyer goes and Sammi clears. Madine wins a free kick and....Henry hesitates. Vela, Wheats, Sammi, Morais and....they clear. That Dyer goal might do for us unless we wake up. Darby gives a dangerous one away. And...micman talks gloom and then.....they win a corner. They are in the driving seat and still trying. In and...Robbinson now as Noone gets his coat off. Buckley wins a free kick as Darby leaves for a forward and...Morais, and wins a corner near rht eflag with fifteen to go and.....Sordell clears for a throw.....
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Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:37 pm

Alnwick seems to have lost some form, not good timing. Things are bad, really. Back to bottom atm and personally unsure now how we're gonna get off of it. Season defining moment? Ffs

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