TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[boltonboris]

They probably thought it was a feckin' wind up

The term "flatters to deceive" has never been so prevalent as with Jerome

[TKIZ!]

No, they rejected on the grounds that Prufrock is better and worth more

[Milky_Joe]

The gossip column on Football365 has said we've had a £5m bid for Cameron Jerome rejected.

I'd rather sign Leroy Lita.

[bobo the clown]

Onuoha is some sort of IQ genius isn't he?

Guys a qualified accountant so of course he is...

Boring b'stard tho.

[David Lee's Hair]

Onuoha is some sort of IQ genius isn't he?

Guys a qualified accountant so of course he is...

Boring b'stard tho.

How very dare you...

[thebish]

[Lofthouse Lower]

Missed a trick.

It's actually 55378008

[bristolwanderer]

The Metro has linked us to Sebastien Bassong as a replacement for Cahill.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

The Metro has linked us to Sebastien Bassong as a replacement for Cahill.

Yes, but do any newspapers?

[Lofthouse Lower]

This Cahill deal is the future. Loans and swaps by return will become the new order of the day.

Words. Marked.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Nowt wrong with swapsees...!

[Riviman]

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Bolton have enquired about signing Dynamo Kyiv defender Pape Diakhate - fuelling speculation that Gary Cahill could be set to leave the Reebok Stadium.
Diakhate spent last season on loan at Ligue 1 side Lyon and a return to the Ukraine this summer looks unlikely.
Lyon and fellow French side Saint Etienne are both keen on agreeing a loan deal for Diakhate, but according to reports in France, Bolton have contacted Dynamo about buying him this summer.
The combative defender could be considered a like-for-like replacement for £15m-rated Cahill, who has attracted interest from Arsenal and Manchester City among other top clubs in England.
French newspaper L'Equipe has claimed that Bolton are currently awaiting a price from the Ukrainian Premier League runners-up and they could use the money from selling Cahill to fund any deal for Diakhate

Anyone know anything about him??

[thebish]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... eplacement?

Bolton have enquired about signing Dynamo Kyiv defender Pape Diakhate - fuelling speculation that Gary Cahill could be set to leave the Reebok Stadium.

blimey - where has that speculation come from???

[ohjimmyjimmy]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... eplacement?

Bolton have enquired about signing Dynamo Kyiv defender Pape Diakhate - fuelling speculation that Gary Cahill could be set to leave the Reebok Stadium.
Diakhate spent last season on loan at Ligue 1 side Lyon and a return to the Ukraine this summer looks unlikely.
Lyon and fellow French side Saint Etienne are both keen on agreeing a loan deal for Diakhate, but according to reports in France, Bolton have contacted Dynamo about buying him this summer.
The combative defender could be considered a like-for-like replacement for £15m-rated Cahill, who has attracted interest from Arsenal and Manchester City among other top clubs in England.
French newspaper L'Equipe has claimed that Bolton are currently awaiting a price from the Ukrainian Premier League runners-up and they could use the money from selling Cahill to fund any deal for Diakhate

Anyone know anything about him??

What??? Cahill might leave?? i hope its just wild speculation !

Anyway, a defender from the Ukraine league runners up...hmmm let's have two !

[Riviman]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... eplacement?

Bolton have enquired about signing Dynamo Kyiv defender Pape Diakhate - fuelling speculation that Gary Cahill could be set to leave the Reebok Stadium.

blimey - where has that speculation come from???

You know "Talk Sport" always ahead of the news !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Hope we sign that Portugese striker on the same day...Timmy Timpson or whatever he was called.

[thebish]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... eplacement?

Bolton have enquired about signing Dynamo Kyiv defender Pape Diakhate - fuelling speculation that Gary Cahill could be set to leave the Reebok Stadium.

Anyone know anything about him??

never heard of him... but Bacary Sagna has...

27th May 2010:

Bacary Sagna has urged Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger to see off Spurs and sign £10million-rated Senegal defender Pape Malickou Diakhate.

The Gunners have been tracking the 25-year-old Dynamo Kiev stopper for the past six months, when the centre-half a spent a loan stint with lowly French outfit St Etienne.

After impressing scouts Diakhate has emerged as a strong candidate to become Wenger's first summer signing, with defence his first port of call for strengthening his squad.

But Tottenham are also said to been monitoring Diakhate's development closely while Sunderland boss Steve Bruce could also be ready to pounce - and full-back Sagna believes Arsenal would be gaining a top player if he does arrive at the Emirates.

'I don't know what the plan is for next year. We are all waiting to see what the manager does but he would be very welcome in our team,' said Sagna, who is preparing for France ahead of the World Cup in South Africa.

'He is Senegalese like me and plays for the national team. He played for Nancy in France so I played against him a few times and he is very dangerous at set-pieces.

'I have met him a few times and he is a very good guy and a very good player.'

this is him:

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Pape Dickhate?
Thats one manly looking lesbian..

[plymouth wanderer]

hang on a minute we want to sign a player wenger has had a look at

no fvcking way

[boltonboris]

hang on a minute we want to sign a player wenger has had a look at

no fvcking way

I know! If he's scouted a defender and chosen not to sign him, he can't be much cop!!