Do you know Tom Miller??

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Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by jwrim25 » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:00 am

Tom Miller

who is he??
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:11 am

Hi
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:09 am

No .... I'M Tom Miller !!
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by Andy Waller » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:13 am

Wasn't he a big band leader, famous for hits like "I got a gal in Kalamazoo" and "In the Mood", that went missing over the Channel in 1944??

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:29 am

jwrim25 wrote:Tom Miller

who is he??
Tom Miller lives in Colly's Mill, a windmill which has its own particular rhythmic sound when turning. Tom is very adept at walking between the turning sails. Tom is known for brewing his own cider, which makes him very 'sleepy'. He rejects modern ways and prefers to live a self sufficient life. He keeps a cow for milk and free range chickens for eggs. Tom is superstitious and believes in whistling for the wind and that touching a chimney sweep's collar brings good luck.

Tom Miller, Tom Miller sharper than a thorn,
Like a mouse he's spry and nimble when he grinds the corn.
Like a bird he'll watch the wind and listen for the sound,
Which says he has the wind he needs to make the sails go round.
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by The Axman » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:57 am

What?

No.

He's now up there with Chuck Norris and the woman called Lebanon or Syria or something.

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by jimbo_bwfc » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:09 am

Isn't that the name of the wanker who crippled Chungy?
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by tripod » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:43 am

jimbo_bwfc wrote:Isn't that the name of the wanker who crippled Chungy?

think it was yeah

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:45 pm

Not Much?
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by jaffka » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:13 pm

hmmm, no?

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by Hoboh » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:15 pm

No but I know the muffin man

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:51 pm

Hoboh wrote:No but I know the muffin man
I think I know him too. Does he live on Drury Lane?
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by jaffka » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:54 pm

with Eleanor Rigby?

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:40 pm

No.

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by jaffka » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:49 pm

has a brother called Steve?

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by thebish » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:10 pm

jaffka wrote:has a brother called Steve?
no - his brother is called Windy...

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:41 am

He's not Spartacus then?
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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by truewhite15 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:17 am

TANGODANCER wrote:He's not Spartacus then?
No, I'm Spartacus.

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by The Axman » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:45 am

truewhite15 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:He's not Spartacus then?
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus

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Re: Do you know Tom Miller??

Post by Gail Platz » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:57 am

tripod wrote:
jimbo_bwfc wrote:Isn't that the name of the wanker who crippled Chungy?

think it was yeah
Yeah it is, fecking c*nt. We should have sued that club to the ground.

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