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Re: im leaving

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:51 pm

jaffka wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:Enjoy yourself LL!
Batman, Lofthouse Lower or Sir Nut Bruno, Dwight Schrute plus any number of other anon.'s used.
There, sorted for you.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: im leaving

Post by H. Pedersen » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:39 pm

This thread reminds me of this legendary scene from Glengarry Glen Ross. NSFW due to rampant swearing.

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Re: im leaving

Post by Gravedigger » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:40 pm

Well, I did say I didn't think he'd last a week. LMAO Have a good holiday Dan. 8)
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Re: im leaving

Post by hi there, i'm craig » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:21 am

Dan, my life will stop until your return!

Have a safe trip friend, I'll be waiting for you :(

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Re: im leaving

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:13 am

He's the wind beneath our wings :(
Pfffft.

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Re: im leaving

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:15 am

Ssssh. Can't we change the address while he's not looking ??
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Re: im leaving

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:20 am

Have we signed a change of address form?
Pfffft.

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Re: im leaving

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:32 am

TKIZ! wrote:He's the wind beneath your underpants :(
Fixed.

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Re: im leaving

Post by Salford Trotter » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:39 am

have we closed the borders yet?
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Re: im leaving

Post by Gail Platz » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:48 am

Salford Trotter wrote:have we closed the borders yet?
:lol:

I miss him already

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Re: im leaving

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:15 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:He's the wind beneath your underpants :(
Fixed.
And I am a windy fecker
Pfffft.

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Re: im leaving

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:29 pm

TKIZ! wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:He's the wind beneath your underpants :(
Fixed.
And I am a windy fecker
See that Johnny Fartpants? The one that always has a commotion going on in his underwear? That adheres to a strict diet of beans and cabbage water....................... ;)
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Re: im leaving

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:He's the wind beneath your underpants :(
Fixed.
And I am a windy fecker
See that Johnny Fartpants? The one that always has a commotion going on in his underwear? That adheres to a strict diet of beans and cabbage water....................... ;)
I'm his inspiration :lol:
Pfffft.

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Re: im leaving

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:51 pm

Apparently, Dan got detained at Belfast Airport Customs. When asked if he'd anything to declare he said: " English people think I post too much, what do the Irish think ?"
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Re: im leaving

Post by Relentless09 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:49 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently, Dan got detained at Belfast Airport Customs. When asked if he'd anything to declare he said: " English people think I post too much, what do the Irish think ?"
Calling them Irish probably didn't do him any favours in Belfast ;)

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Re: im leaving

Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:58 pm

Relentless09 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently, Dan got detained at Belfast Airport Customs. When asked if he'd anything to declare he said: " English people think I post too much, what do the Irish think ?"
Calling them Irish probably didn't do him any favours in Belfast ;)

Why? They ARE Irish. Unless I've missed something.

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Re: im leaving

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:24 pm

Depends on who you ask in Belfast
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Re: im leaving

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:14 pm

Hey, who's just opened that can of worms?
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Re: im leaving

Post by Relentless09 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:19 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Relentless09 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently, Dan got detained at Belfast Airport Customs. When asked if he'd anything to declare he said: " English people think I post too much, what do the Irish think ?"
Calling them Irish probably didn't do him any favours in Belfast ;)

Why? They ARE Irish. Unless I've missed something.
Well that depends on who your talking to

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Re: im leaving

Post by jaffka » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:57 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Relentless09 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently, Dan got detained at Belfast Airport Customs. When asked if he'd anything to declare he said: " English people think I post too much, what do the Irish think ?"
Calling them Irish probably didn't do him any favours in Belfast ;)

Why? They ARE Irish. Unless I've missed something.
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