Sordell ... what's the point ?

Where fellow sufferers gather to share the pain, longing and unrequited transfer requests that make being a Wanderer what it is...

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
User avatar
BWFC_Insane
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 36357
Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:07 pm

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:41 pm

50sQuiff wrote: I don't doubt N'Gog's effort and he's a decent target man. But you can only afford to have one non-scoring striker in your team and that man is Captain Kev. N'Gog couldn't give an opposition keeper a threatening look, let alone score past him.
Sordell scored one against Forest but missed two other really good chances.

I don't think one goal in what is it? 3 starts, is owt to be engraving his name on the teamsheet is it?

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by thebish » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:44 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Or is it 2 in 5?
Fcked if i can remember.
Least he's getting on the scoresheet

i think it's 2 - derby and watford... when Davo scores - we win!! :wink:

ohjimmyjimmy
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4108
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:13 am
Location: The House of Fun (it's quicker if you run)

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:47 pm

thebish wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Or is it 2 in 5?
Fcked if i can remember.
Least he's getting on the scoresheet

i think it's 2 - derby and watford... when Davo scores - we win!! :wink:
When Sordell scores, we only draw !
Boooooooooooo, Sordell out !

bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:48 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
thebish wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Or is it 2 in 5?
Fcked if i can remember.
Least he's getting on the scoresheet
i think it's 2 - derby and watford... when Davo scores - we win!! :wink:
When Sordell scores, we only draw !
Boooooooooooo, Sordell out !
When Kavies doesn't score we fail to win !!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by thebish » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:48 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
thebish wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Or is it 2 in 5?
Fcked if i can remember.
Least he's getting on the scoresheet

i think it's 2 - derby and watford... when Davo scores - we win!! :wink:
When Sordell scores, we only draw !
Boooooooooooo, Sordell out !

...is the logical answer!! 8)

ohjimmyjimmy
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4108
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:13 am
Location: The House of Fun (it's quicker if you run)

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:49 pm

And when Eagles scores, at home, in the last minute, we win 2-0 !
Every time :)

50sQuiff
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 610
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:15 am
Location: London

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by 50sQuiff » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:52 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
50sQuiff wrote: I don't doubt N'Gog's effort and he's a decent target man. But you can only afford to have one non-scoring striker in your team and that man is Captain Kev. N'Gog couldn't give an opposition keeper a threatening look, let alone score past him.
Sordell scored one against Forest but missed two other really good chances.

I don't think one goal in what is it? 3 starts, is owt to be engraving his name on the teamsheet is it?
N'Gog has scored 3 in 34 league appearances for us, having put in a similar ratio at Liverpool. Remind me why he should be "miles ahead" of Sordell in the pecking order again?

boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14077
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:53 pm

Because he's a better footballer
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

50sQuiff
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 610
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:15 am
Location: London

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by 50sQuiff » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:54 pm

boltonboris wrote:Because he's a better footballer
And you're thicker than Owen Coyle.

boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14077
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:55 pm

And you're obviously blind.
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

ohjimmyjimmy
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4108
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:13 am
Location: The House of Fun (it's quicker if you run)

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:57 pm

boltonboris wrote:And you're obviously blind.
You're gonna feel really small now if he is actually blind...

50sQuiff
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 610
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:15 am
Location: London

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by 50sQuiff » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:06 pm

boltonboris wrote:And you're obviously blind.
Even if I was blind I could probably get someone to read me the facts, which happen to be a miserable 3 in 34 games. Do you understand that? His strike rate is less than 1 in 11. I've also seen him play enough times to know he poses no goal threat whatsoever.

N'Gog's track record makes Elmander look like Van Persie. A bet you gave Elmander a load of shit as well, despite him doing a decent job for us.

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:08 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote: Sordell scored one against Forest but missed two other really good chances.
One of those two other "really good chances" brought probably the best save out of a keeper that we'll see all season, but yeah, boooo to Sordell, the c*nt, for missing the target one time out of three. :roll:
May the bridges I burn light your way

boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14077
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:08 pm

No. I rated Elmander. Like I rate N'gog.
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

CAPSLOCK
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5790
Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:35 am

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:09 pm

FWIW, it's time we saw Ngog and Sordell, together

For every one Davies scores, he misses at least a couple of others
Sto ut Serviam

boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14077
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:12 pm

I'd go along with that.
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by thebish » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:14 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
boltonboris wrote:And you're obviously blind.
You're gonna feel really small now if he is actually blind...
:oyea:

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by thebish » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:16 pm

50sQuiff wrote:
boltonboris wrote:And you're obviously blind.
Even if I was blind I could probably get someone to read me the facts, which happen to be a miserable 3 in 34 games. Do you understand that? His strike rate is less than 1 in 11. I've also seen him play enough times to know he poses no goal threat whatsoever.
now... something doesn't quite add up there....

Bruno3
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 542
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:02 pm

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by Bruno3 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:16 pm

thebish wrote:
50sQuiff wrote:
boltonboris wrote:And you're obviously blind.
Even if I was blind I could probably get someone to read me the facts, which happen to be a miserable 3 in 34 games. Do you understand that? His strike rate is less than 1 in 11. I've also seen him play enough times to know he poses no goal threat whatsoever.
now... something doesn't quite add up there....
poses no goal threat whatsoever.[/b] [/quote] ( 34-3 = 31. It's taking away - not adding up, Bish. Tschhhh

norm the jedi
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1058
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:11 pm
Location: Near a Shandy
Contact:

Re: Sordell ... what's the point ?

Post by norm the jedi » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:20 pm

I assume ngog is being unfairly judged on premiership appearances whilst marvellous Marvin didn't figure over much at that level.. So far I'd take N'gog fer now, hope Marvin comes good but fear he may be another one of our speciality ... The saviour and answer to all our ills ... Until we pick him at which point he's turned back into a pumpkin. Tal, Riga, etc etc
Are we in League 2 yet - Three seasons and we'll be away to Chesham

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: GhostoftheBok, Google [Bot] and 83 guests