The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

[Prufrock]

Players can get flights to places without going to sign for a club. Wednesday is usually the "day-off".

So you don't find it unusual for a boy from Dublin to be flying to the south coast of England on his day off? A fair commute for afternoon tea don't ya think?

Well I don't know. It's probably odd by your and my standards but then by a professional footballers standards? I don't know......

He looks like he's dressed for an interview?

Maybe if it was an interview for a swingers club or sommat. But he's not dressed for any sort of interview I've ever been to.

But anyhow footballers don't go to clubs for interviews.

What would the questions be? "So Mr Andrews could you explain to us a time when you faced a difficult situation on the pitch and how you resolved it?"

"Well I once had the ball in a tight spot in midfield and had two choices, pass it back to big Zat or knock it to Marcos Alonso, when he was still shit and all cowardly and that. Wasn't really sure what to do so I dithered a bit, went backwards a bit, dithered a bit more than decided safest decision was to pass it to one of theirs. They had a shot but it only hit the post so think I got it right. Gave it to Timmy Ream next time, but sadly they scored a second later, so guess you always trust your first instincts."

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

What would the questions be? "So Mr Andrews could you explain to us a time when you faced a difficult situation on the pitch and how you resolved it?"

"Well I once had the ball in a tight spot in midfield and had two choices, pass it back to big Zat or knock it to Marcos Alonso, when he was still shit and all cowardly and that. Wasn't really sure what to do so I dithered a bit, went backwards a bit, dithered a bit more than decided safest decision was to pass it to one of theirs. They had a shot but it only hit the post so think I got it right. Gave it to Timmy Ream next time, but sadly they scored a second later, so guess you always trust your first instincts."

and then

[thebish]

What would the questions be? "So Mr Andrews could you explain to us a time when you faced a difficult situation on the pitch and how you resolved it?"

"Well I once had the ball in a tight spot in midfield and had two choices, pass it back to big Zat or knock it to Marcos Alonso, when he was still shit and all cowardly and that. Wasn't really sure what to do so I dithered a bit, went backwards a bit, dithered a bit more than decided safest decision was to pass it to one of theirs. They had a shot but it only hit the post so think I got it right. Gave it to Timmy Ream next time, but sadly they scored a second later, so guess you always trust your first instincts."

genius!

[Enoch]

What would the questions be? "So Mr Andrews..........

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[Lord Kangana]

Somebody tweet Nixon please.

[ChrisC]

Somebody tweet Nixon please.

Someone already did this morning. The answer was maybe he was having flying lessons

[bwfcdan94]

[quote="Dave Sutton's barnet"][quote="BWFC_Insane"]What would the questions be? "So Mr Andrews could you explain to us a time when you faced a difficult situation on the pitch and how you resolved it?"

"Well I once had the ball in a tight spot in midfield and had two choices, pass it back to big Zat or knock it to Marcos Alonso, when he was still shit and all cowardly and that. Wasn't really sure what to do so I dithered a bit, went backwards a bit, dithered a bit more than decided safest decision was to pass it to one of theirs. They had a shot but it only hit the post so think I got it right. Gave it to Timmy Ream next time, but sadly they scored a second later, so guess you always trust your first instincts."

God that's classic.

[Il Pirate]

Just met my mate Keith for a sail around the Solent and a few beers. He says he can't wait for saturday.......................................

[Enoch]

Just met my mate Keith for a sail around the Solent and a few beers. He says he can't wait for saturday.......................................

Did you bump into some old git that said he was a top top player?

[Il Pirate]

Just met my mate Keith for a sail around the Solent and a few beers. He says he can't wait for saturday.......................................

Did you bump into some old git that said he was a top top player?

funnily enough, I did. Chubby bloke walking a bulldog on the beach, muttering something about offering £97,000,0000 for N'Gog.....................

[Burnden Paddock]

signed for Everton

Good luck, Bob Martin.

I would love him to go there. Fans across the city will be queueing up to give him the twatting that he deserves.

[bobo the clown]

So apparently Moritz in, Sordell out on loan to Charlton. From Iles' twitter.

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Sordell out on a loan is interesting. If he scores a panful (which he very well may) then we either get him back or charge a proper fee.

[ChrisC]

Good business all round. Beckford will get a bigger part to play initially than I thought.

[the-Bowtun-Warrior]

Can't believe he's let Sordell go personally.
The lads a goalscorer. Never given a chance at bwfc.

I hope we end up with one more CF in.
Jury out on Beckford, Daveeeeeed doesn't score, Cavies is so so & Eaves is unproven.

[ChrisC]

If Sordell isn't settled then he will never perform for us in reality. Better to send him where he wants to be, hope he scores a shed load, and hopefully get our money back on him.

I think this means another forward is on the cards. A certain Jordon Rhodes would be nice if Eddie is feeling flush.

[wanderers_on_tour]

Dougie seems the sensible sort so i'm not too worried about this deal. Lets remember Sordell was a last minute buy, on premiership wages so if we can't promise him the full 90 minutes week in, week out then maybe the move is for the best. Would have been a tad gutted to see him sold as the lad has potential but hopefully this move will give the lad the playing time he wants and Dougie obviously seems to have a soft spot for Moritz.

[the-Bowtun-Warrior]

Singing this Brazilian 'mon for me confirms no Spearing. He's the replacement in the squad for Holden, I would think.

Not sure how this fella AND Eagles can play in the same team?

[wanderers_on_tour]

If Sordell isn't settled then he will never perform for us in reality. Better to send him where he wants to be, hope he scores a shed load, and hopefully get our money back on him.

I think this means another forward is on the cards. A certain Jordon Rhodes would be nice if Eddie is feeling flush.

Tbh I think we'll stick with N'Gog/Davies/Beckford up front with Odelusi and Eaves as primary back up.

[bobo the clown]

If Sordell isn't settled then he will never perform for us in reality. Better to send him where he wants to be, hope he scores a shed load, and hopefully get our money back on him.

I think this means another forward is on the cards. A certain Jordon Rhodes would be nice if Eddie is feeling flush.

No way on God's green Earth are we getting Rhodes.

If we can raise £3m it should go on Dawson ... end of story, Shirley.

[bobo the clown]

Singing this Brazilian 'mon for me confirms no Spearing. He's the replacement in the squad for Holden, I would think.

Not sure how this fella AND Eagles can play in the same team?

... AND Mavies in due course.