FA Cup 4th Round - Fields of tw@t'n'cry - Liverpool (a)

[Enoch]

That better?

Better.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Oh, please...

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We could use Jay Jay, Youri and Lee (I never saw this last play and obviously missed something).

[Beefheart]

We'll shit 'em. I hope Gerrard cries.

[officer_dibble]

Would be brilliant to shit all over the stevie g w*nkfest. Heskey winner would be amazing!

[Gary the Enfield]

Would be brilliant to shit all over the stevie g w*nkfest. Heskey winner would be amazing!

This. Liverpool fan in the office (never been North of Watford in his life) giving it the big one yesterday about Heskey finding his level at last.

I'd love it, love it if we beat them.

[LeverEnd]

Would be brilliant to shit all over the stevie g w*nkfest. Heskey winner would be amazing!

This. Liverpool fan in the office (never been North of Watford in his life) giving it the big one yesterday about Heskey finding his level at last.

I'd love it, love it if we beat them.

This quote does not historically have a happy ending. Shhhhh!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Last time we played them, didn't we beat them? Or have I hallucinated that?

[Gary the Enfield]

Would be brilliant to shit all over the stevie g w*nkfest. Heskey winner would be amazing!

This. Liverpool fan in the office (never been North of Watford in his life) giving it the big one yesterday about Heskey finding his level at last.

I'd love it, love it if we beat them.

This quote does not historically have a happy ending. Shhhhh!

It was meant to illustrate a Liverpool Legend having a breakdown live on National Television. Hopefully soon to be repeated.

[thebish]

Last time we played them, didn't we beat them? Or have I hallucinated that?

indeed we did - spot on... 3-1 at home... 21st January 2012

Bolton 3-1 Liverpool- Match Report.

Mavies, Coker and Steinner....

Big win for Bolton as Reds slump.

Bolton's battle to avoid relegation received an unexpected boost with a 3-1 victory over a Liverpool side who need to improve quickly if their season is not to unravel around them.

Midfielders Mark Davies and Nigel Reo-Coker gave the home side a deserved 2-0 lead inside half-an-hour and although Craig Bellamy's seventh of the season reduced the deficit Gretar Steinsson restored the two-goal cushion just five minutes into the second half.

The victory saw Wanderers move out of the bottom three with a performance full of desire and tenacity which, especially in the first half, had the visitors' looking at each other quizzically.

Manager Kenny Dalglish will also no doubt want answers to how a side with only one home win all season - and who have lost their last 10 against the Reds - could open up a usually reliable defence so easily.

Prior to this match only Barclays Premier League title-chasers Manchester City and Tottenham had scored three or more against Liverpool this season.

Worryingly for Dalglish, they have to face City at home on Wednesday in the second leg of the Carling Cup semi-final holding just a slender 1-0 lead.

If they defend as poorly as this the 16-year wait for a Wembley appearance may go on even longer.

Wanderers made it 10 points from their last six matches and manager Owen Coyle will hope this result will prove to be a turning point for his beleaguered side.

But after watching his players fail to break down Stoke last week - one of many struggles at Anfield - Dalglish has to find a way of lifting a team which has won just once in six league matches, collecting just six points.

Liverpool's excellent record against Bolton counted for little as early as the fourth minute when the home side took the lead.

Martin Skrtel stepped out to meet Chris Eagles' pass into David Ngog but the slightest of touches from the former Reds striker moved it on to Davies who charged into the penalty area to shoot low just inside Jose Reina's left-hand post.

Eagles should have made it 2-0 when he held off the challenge of Jose Enrique as he ran in from the touchline only to fire a cross-shot past the far post from a narrow angle.

Bellamy, playing up front alongside Andy Carroll, was by far Liverpool's biggest threat with his pace getting him behind the Wanderers defence on a number of occasions.

The Wales international had one shot blocked by David Wheater while Carroll, who began to link better with his partner as the match wore on, headed straight at Adam Bogdan from Steven Gerrard's crossfield pass.

After Maxi Rodriguez's penalty appeal for the ball hitting Zat Knight's arm was rejected Bolton all too easily carved open Liverpool's defence for a second time.

Eagles was again the instigator, coming off the right touchline to chip the ball over the centre-backs for Reo-Coker to stab home.

Carroll was coming into the game more and after one first-time pass sent Bellamy racing through to shoot at Bogdan his flick-on led to a goal.

His header from Reina's clearance sent the Welshman racing through and this time he cleverly clipped the ball past the Bolton goalkeeper.

Bogdan then saved well from Gerrard's shot before Reina batted away Martin Petrov's free-kick in first-half added time.

Liverpool's hopes of redressing the balance early in the second half were snuffed out after just five minutes when Wheater headed Petrov's corner back across goal and Steinsson slid a shot inside the post.

With 25 minutes to go Stewart Downing and Dirk Kuyt were sent on for Rodriguez and Charlie Adam in an attempt to rescue the situation.

The chances were still falling to Carroll though but his luck did not improve as he blazed over from Davies' mis-control in the penalty area before completely missing Downing's cut-back.

Defender Daniel Agger had come closer moments earlier when his long-range drive clipped the top of the crossbar.

Carroll, without a league goal since October 29, continued to labour in front of net, typified by his complete miskick from Downing's cut-back.

Liverpool's attacking in the closing stages became even more desperate but they rarely looked like threatening Bogdan.

A first win over the Reds since September 10 did wonders for Bolton's confidence, less so for Liverpool who are looking increasingly ragged by the week.

[LeverEnd]

Would be brilliant to shit all over the stevie g w*nkfest. Heskey winner would be amazing!

This. Liverpool fan in the office (never been North of Watford in his life) giving it the big one yesterday about Heskey finding his level at last.

I'd love it, love it if we beat them.

This quote does not historically have a happy ending. Shhhhh!

It was meant to illustrate a Liverpool Legend having a breakdown live on National Television. Hopefully soon to be repeated.

Lovely stuff, as you were. (as long as it's not Emile)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Last time we played them, didn't we beat them? Or have I hallucinated that?

indeed we did - spot on... 3-1 at home... 21st January 2012

Bolton 3-1 Liverpool- Match Report.

Mavies, Coker and Steinner....

Big win for Bolton as Reds slump.

Bolton's battle to avoid relegation received an unexpected boost with a 3-1 victory over a Liverpool side who need to improve quickly if their season is not to unravel around them.

Midfielders Mark Davies and Nigel Reo-Coker gave the home side a deserved 2-0 lead inside half-an-hour and although Craig Bellamy's seventh of the season reduced the deficit Gretar Steinsson restored the two-goal cushion just five minutes into the second half.

The victory saw Wanderers move out of the bottom three with a performance full of desire and tenacity which, especially in the first half, had the visitors' looking at each other quizzically.

Manager Kenny Dalglish will also no doubt want answers to how a side with only one home win all season - and who have lost their last 10 against the Reds - could open up a usually reliable defence so easily.

Prior to this match only Barclays Premier League title-chasers Manchester City and Tottenham had scored three or more against Liverpool this season.

Worryingly for Dalglish, they have to face City at home on Wednesday in the second leg of the Carling Cup semi-final holding just a slender 1-0 lead.

If they defend as poorly as this the 16-year wait for a Wembley appearance may go on even longer.

Wanderers made it 10 points from their last six matches and manager Owen Coyle will hope this result will prove to be a turning point for his beleaguered side.

But after watching his players fail to break down Stoke last week - one of many struggles at Anfield - Dalglish has to find a way of lifting a team which has won just once in six league matches, collecting just six points.

Liverpool's excellent record against Bolton counted for little as early as the fourth minute when the home side took the lead.

Martin Skrtel stepped out to meet Chris Eagles' pass into David Ngog but the slightest of touches from the former Reds striker moved it on to Davies who charged into the penalty area to shoot low just inside Jose Reina's left-hand post.

Eagles should have made it 2-0 when he held off the challenge of Jose Enrique as he ran in from the touchline only to fire a cross-shot past the far post from a narrow angle.

Bellamy, playing up front alongside Andy Carroll, was by far Liverpool's biggest threat with his pace getting him behind the Wanderers defence on a number of occasions.

The Wales international had one shot blocked by David Wheater while Carroll, who began to link better with his partner as the match wore on, headed straight at Adam Bogdan from Steven Gerrard's crossfield pass.

After Maxi Rodriguez's penalty appeal for the ball hitting Zat Knight's arm was rejected Bolton all too easily carved open Liverpool's defence for a second time.

Eagles was again the instigator, coming off the right touchline to chip the ball over the centre-backs for Reo-Coker to stab home.

Carroll was coming into the game more and after one first-time pass sent Bellamy racing through to shoot at Bogdan his flick-on led to a goal.

His header from Reina's clearance sent the Welshman racing through and this time he cleverly clipped the ball past the Bolton goalkeeper.

Bogdan then saved well from Gerrard's shot before Reina batted away Martin Petrov's free-kick in first-half added time.

Liverpool's hopes of redressing the balance early in the second half were snuffed out after just five minutes when Wheater headed Petrov's corner back across goal and Steinsson slid a shot inside the post.

With 25 minutes to go Stewart Downing and Dirk Kuyt were sent on for Rodriguez and Charlie Adam in an attempt to rescue the situation.

The chances were still falling to Carroll though but his luck did not improve as he blazed over from Davies' mis-control in the penalty area before completely missing Downing's cut-back.

Defender Daniel Agger had come closer moments earlier when his long-range drive clipped the top of the crossbar.

Carroll, without a league goal since October 29, continued to labour in front of net, typified by his complete miskick from Downing's cut-back.

Liverpool's attacking in the closing stages became even more desperate but they rarely looked like threatening Bogdan.

A first win over the Reds since September 10 did wonders for Bolton's confidence, less so for Liverpool who are looking increasingly ragged by the week.

Ahhhh, no wonder I remember it, I went to that one - the report brings it all flooding back.

[Athers]

Considering whether all this Gerrard Perfect Birthday talk is as silly as the Kevin Davies Unemployed Birthday outrage.

They do look vulnerable at present. Conceding a 2 goal lead at home to Leicester! That debacle of a game at QPR. They do concede goals and the likes of Mills will be licking their lips at any chances from corners and set pieces. I suppose we'll be missing Lee still and if Sturridge is back for them I won't be hopeful. I've been to Anfield half a dozen times and don't think I've seen us score a goal or get a point!

[boltonboris]

Tickets are going to be £40 a pop. So they can fvck off, the wankers

[LeverEnd]

Considering whether all this Gerrard Perfect Birthday talk is as silly as the Kevin Davies Unemployed Birthday outrage.

They do look vulnerable at present. Conceding a 2 goal lead at home to Leicester! That debacle of a game at QPR. They do concede goals and the likes of Mills will be licking their lips at any chances from corners and set pieces. I suppose we'll be missing Lee still and if Sturridge is back for them I won't be hopeful. I've been to Anfield half a dozen times and don't think I've seen us score a goal or get a point!

I don't think it's silly, just overblown. It would obviously be a great story if they were to win it with him in the team.
It would be great after all the hype if we turned them over of course.
I've only been there once, the famous night 22 years ago. I might be better off just leaving it at that.

[coffeymagic]

I'd love to see Stevie Gee (the greatest human that ever lived) crying like a baby as his final season for his beloved club (apart from that time he wanted to sign for Chelsea) turns to shit in front of his piggy scouse eyes.

[LeverEnd]

Tickets are going to be £40 a pop. So they can fvck off, the wankers

Steep for sure. But not as bad as Leeds charging £39 for a 2nd tier relegation clash, and at least we'll get a big chunk of the gate receipts.
It is a piss-take how away fans get ripped off, unfortunately we do it as well I believe.

[Burnden Paddock]

Considering whether all this Gerrard Perfect Birthday talk is as silly as the Kevin Davies Unemployed Birthday outrage.

They do look vulnerable at present. Conceding a 2 goal lead at home to Leicester! That debacle of a game at QPR. They do concede goals and the likes of Mills will be licking their lips at any chances from corners and set pieces. I suppose we'll be missing Lee still and if Sturridge is back for them I won't be hopeful. I've been to Anfield half a dozen times and don't think I've seen us score a goal or get a point!

I don't think it's silly, just overblown. It would obviously be a great story if they were to win it with him in the team.
It would be great after all the hype if we turned them over of course.
I've only been there once, the famous night 22 years ago. I might be better off just leaving it at that.

Been there 3 times and Liverpool have lost the lot.

1993 - Liverpool 0 Bolton 2
2004 - Liverpool 2 Bolton 3

And, oddly enough!

1989 - Liverpool 0 Arsenal 2 - The game where Michael Thomas scored in the last minute to win the league for the gunners. So many crying scousers that night. Hilarious!!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Last time we played them, didn't we beat them? Or have I hallucinated that?

indeed we did - spot on... 3-1 at home... 21st January 2012

Manager Kenny Dalglish will also no doubt want answers to how a side with only one home win all season - and who have lost their last 10 against the Reds - could open up a usually reliable defence so easily.

I've watched us at Anfield once. We won, 2-0. I believe McGinlay and Walker scored. And my mate opted not to go, thinking we'd get dicked, and he'd be better saving his beer tokens for the weekend. Yes, we still remind him about it.

[Prufrock]

Last time we played them, didn't we beat them? Or have I hallucinated that?

indeed we did - spot on... 3-1 at home... 21st January 2012

Bolton 3-1 Liverpool- Match Report.

Mavies, Coker and Steinner....

Big win for Bolton as Reds slump.

Bolton's battle to avoid relegation received an unexpected boost with a 3-1 victory over a Liverpool side who need to improve quickly if their season is not to unravel around them.

Midfielders Mark Davies and Nigel Reo-Coker gave the home side a deserved 2-0 lead inside half-an-hour and although Craig Bellamy's seventh of the season reduced the deficit Gretar Steinsson restored the two-goal cushion just five minutes into the second half.

The victory saw Wanderers move out of the bottom three with a performance full of desire and tenacity which, especially in the first half, had the visitors' looking at each other quizzically.

Manager Kenny Dalglish will also no doubt want answers to how a side with only one home win all season - and who have lost their last 10 against the Reds - could open up a usually reliable defence so easily.

Prior to this match only Barclays Premier League title-chasers Manchester City and Tottenham had scored three or more against Liverpool this season.

Worryingly for Dalglish, they have to face City at home on Wednesday in the second leg of the Carling Cup semi-final holding just a slender 1-0 lead.

If they defend as poorly as this the 16-year wait for a Wembley appearance may go on even longer.

Wanderers made it 10 points from their last six matches and manager Owen Coyle will hope this result will prove to be a turning point for his beleaguered side.

But after watching his players fail to break down Stoke last week - one of many struggles at Anfield - Dalglish has to find a way of lifting a team which has won just once in six league matches, collecting just six points.

Liverpool's excellent record against Bolton counted for little as early as the fourth minute when the home side took the lead.

Martin Skrtel stepped out to meet Chris Eagles' pass into David Ngog but the slightest of touches from the former Reds striker moved it on to Davies who charged into the penalty area to shoot low just inside Jose Reina's left-hand post.

Eagles should have made it 2-0 when he held off the challenge of Jose Enrique as he ran in from the touchline only to fire a cross-shot past the far post from a narrow angle.

Bellamy, playing up front alongside Andy Carroll, was by far Liverpool's biggest threat with his pace getting him behind the Wanderers defence on a number of occasions.

The Wales international had one shot blocked by David Wheater while Carroll, who began to link better with his partner as the match wore on, headed straight at Adam Bogdan from Steven Gerrard's crossfield pass.

After Maxi Rodriguez's penalty appeal for the ball hitting Zat Knight's arm was rejected Bolton all too easily carved open Liverpool's defence for a second time.

Eagles was again the instigator, coming off the right touchline to chip the ball over the centre-backs for Reo-Coker to stab home.

Carroll was coming into the game more and after one first-time pass sent Bellamy racing through to shoot at Bogdan his flick-on led to a goal.

His header from Reina's clearance sent the Welshman racing through and this time he cleverly clipped the ball past the Bolton goalkeeper.

Bogdan then saved well from Gerrard's shot before Reina batted away Martin Petrov's free-kick in first-half added time.

Liverpool's hopes of redressing the balance early in the second half were snuffed out after just five minutes when Wheater headed Petrov's corner back across goal and Steinsson slid a shot inside the post.

With 25 minutes to go Stewart Downing and Dirk Kuyt were sent on for Rodriguez and Charlie Adam in an attempt to rescue the situation.

The chances were still falling to Carroll though but his luck did not improve as he blazed over from Davies' mis-control in the penalty area before completely missing Downing's cut-back.

Defender Daniel Agger had come closer moments earlier when his long-range drive clipped the top of the crossbar.

Carroll, without a league goal since October 29, continued to labour in front of net, typified by his complete miskick from Downing's cut-back.

Liverpool's attacking in the closing stages became even more desperate but they rarely looked like threatening Bogdan.

A first win over the Reds since September 10 did wonders for Bolton's confidence, less so for Liverpool who are looking increasingly ragged by the week.

Was the night of the missus' 21st. In all the photographs I'm in my face is facing forward but my eyes are off to the side watching the game. Priorities !

[thebish]

has Dudek moved yet?