The other dingles

[TANGODANCER]

"I don't know enough about the tinpot Manchester overspill outfit to answer them. Doubt anyone does, so insignificant they are to the rest of Lancashire"

Oh you know all right mate. Approximately twice as big as Blackburn and Darwen put together and co- founders of the Football League (along with your good selves some 120 odd years ago of course. Forgotten that?) The more insignificant you try to make Bolton, the more significant is them beating your lot 4-0 (that could have been double that score but for Robinson) . However, we won't laugh because we know we aren't Barcelona; you just made us look that way....

[Lord Kangana]

It must be faintly embarrassing for them to be beaten by a team as shite as us.

I'm surprised we've heard anything from them to be honest.

[jaffka]

Zat Knight as well, that cross field pass in the first half, what a fecking great ball that was.

Tried it again in the second half...it didn't come off.

[DJBlu]

Wheaters outside of the right foot pass down the right wing was class!

Zat Knight was great following his shaky start. It helped having someone up top that can hold a ball up for more than a few seconds.

A highlight was Lofty winding up Ollson in the second half.

[TKIZ!]

Lofty was in rip roaring form on Saturday, enjoyed the 'clock watching' routine

[boltonboris]

When he offered to throw the ball up to Olsson who had hands at the ready up catch at chest height... Lofty then rolls the ball instead so meakly that it didn't reach him. Brilliant.

[Worthy4England]

When he offered to throw the ball up to Olsson who had hands at the ready up catch at chest height... Lofty then rolls the ball instead so meakly that it didn't reach him. Brilliant.

That was funny.

[danhorwich]

Conversation with a Rovers fan I am friends with:

me:Nice to know however s**t we are that we can still find a way to remind Lancashire's biggest poultry farmers that they are not ready to be the major player in English football that you claim they are.

Defiant Rover: As long as we beat the Dingles on Sunday I wouldn't have been bothered if you beat us
40 - 0 never mind 4-0. I should also point out we have won a league title or did that slip your mind?

Me: Oh yes I forgot Walker's millions won a premier league title, sadly he is now dead(not that I had anything against him), I should also point out that you weren't even born when the mighty Rovers won the league. Finally I should also point out that we refer to yourselves, Burnley and just about any other side from East Lancashire as the Dingles.

Defiant Rover: Maybe so but you go on about mighty Bolton winning four f.a cups the most recent of which happened over 50 years ago.

Me: Good point however I should warn that as your going on Sunday not to have much hope of keeping that unbeaten record against backward Burnley going. To think your play off hopes could be destroyed by the two teams you hold most dearest.

Defiant Rover: Well we will see but one thing is for certain and that is that we will finish above you this season

Me: Just as Burnley will finish above both of us this season.....

[Annoyed Grunt]

It's like I was actually there....

[danhorwich]

It was via email, so technically noe of us were there as it were.

[LeverEnd]

I imagined you both sitting in a car in black suits like Jules and Vincent in Pulp Fiction.

[danhorwich]

sorry to spoil such a thought. I don't think my friend even owns a suit.

[jaffka]

Comedy gold

[boltonboris]

You and your crazy friend. Epic bantz

[danhorwich]

I sense some of you are taking the p**s.

[NiceHotCuppaTea]

Don't know if anyone else has seen this yet:



Great day, not had a day like that since we battered Stoke 5-0!