Spotty's Seriously Sub-standard Second Rate Transfer Thread.

[plymouth wanderer]

feels warmer in here!!

[Worthy4England]

feels warmer in here!!

Well let's be honest, these transfers will be the icing on the cake, given your thread promised us play-off's at least. These dudes will just be a bit of spare, in case we get some horrendous injuries during our final post Christmas push for the summit.

[thebish]

page three - no signings????

booooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! fecking rubbish!

[plymouth wanderer]

page three - no signings????

booooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! fecking rubbish!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

feels warmer in here!!

You're welcome

[Lost Leopard Spot]

page three - no signings????

booooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! fecking rubbish!

It's not January yet! Even really excellent transfer threads can't do miracles, never mind really shit ones like this. Give it time. Lots of time.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Oi? How come this thread didn't get an exclusive on Brattan's farewell... is that how shit it is?

[plymouth wanderer]

Oi? How come this thread didn't get an exclusive on Brattan's farewell... is that how shit it is?

Mines shit! but yours is shitter

[malcd1]

Oi? How come this thread didn't get an exclusive on Brattan's farewell... is that how shit it is?

Mines shit! but yours is shitter

Ouch! That has to hurt.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Oi? How come this thread didn't get an exclusive on Brattan's farewell... is that how shit it is?

Mines shit! but yours is shitter

Ouch! That has to hurt.

I had that sort of pain just once. Many many years ago, having come back to the UK from India and I was laid up with Hepatitis A. Didn't crap for two weeks, and when finally a dried up bullet of a turd finally emerged I understood what the pain is like to give birth. I'm reliving it now...

[malcd1]

Oi? How come this thread didn't get an exclusive on Brattan's farewell... is that how shit it is?

Mines shit! but yours is shitter

Ouch! That has to hurt.

I had that sort of pain just once. Many many years ago, having come back to the UK from India and I was laid up with Hepatitis A. Didn't crap for two weeks, and when finally a dried up bullet of a turd finally emerged I understood what the pain is like to give birth. I'm reliving it now...

Butt cheeks tightly clenched?

[BWFC_Insane]

Everything including that which is nailed down is up for sale in January at the Macron according to Iles. We are desperate for cash. Suspect squad will be stripped bare. Depressing.

[officer_dibble]

I'll miss Zach Clough. And Amos is decent as well. Can't say I care about the rest. What I dont get is most players will generate feck all...whats the point selling when we will be taken over anyway?

[thebish]

seriously, though - how many do we reckon anyone else would want to buy?

we might think Zach is the biz - but he's still not even played half a season for us - he's not gonna be worth that much even at the best of times! mavis - meh - people will look at his loooooooong injury record and not notice the occasional flashes of mightbeadecentplayerinthere that we might see...

amos - well, he was a manU - so he might go for a bit

otherwise? would boro want wheater back? mebbe?

[Jugs]

I'm not gonna read any more Bolton news until Boxing Day because it's just gonna ruin my fecking Christmas.

And FYI, Clough will definitely be poached by someone because they know they'll be getting him on the cheap. Perhaps in normal circumstances they'd be put off by our high asking price and us thinking Zach is the biz and them thinking "but is he really?" But, come on, at a time when they can pinch a youngster who COULD turn out to be bloody awesome for next to nothing, why wouldn't someone take us up on that? He's worth the gamble. He's going. This is shit.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Surely that Twardzik is worth a punt from somebody... He's still in his wrapper.

[Jugs]

The shit ones are here to stay mate.

[Jugs]

In February we'll be lining up with the versatile Twardzick up front.

[jonnycooper]

I'm not gonna read any more Bolton news until Boxing Day because it's just gonna ruin my fecking Christmas.

And FYI, Clough will definitely be poached by someone because they know they'll be getting him on the cheap. Perhaps in normal circumstances they'd be put off by our high asking price and us thinking Zach is the biz and them thinking "but is he really?" But, come on, at a time when they can pinch a youngster who COULD turn out to be bloody awesome for next to nothing, why wouldn't someone take us up on that? He's worth the gamble. He's going. This is shit.

(Put off by our high asking price)? When do we ever do that? Feckin generous to a fault BWFC.

[thebish]

I'm not gonna read any more Bolton news until Boxing Day because it's just gonna ruin my fecking Christmas.

And FYI, Clough will definitely be poached by someone because they know they'll be getting him on the cheap. Perhaps in normal circumstances they'd be put off by our high asking price and us thinking Zach is the biz and them thinking "but is he really?" But, come on, at a time when they can pinch a youngster who COULD turn out to be bloody awesome for next to nothing, why wouldn't someone take us up on that? He's worth the gamble. He's going. This is shit.

oh aye - sorry - that bit was phrased poorly - if there's a firesale (as BWFCI tells us Iles is telling him) - then Zach will go - but not for very much...