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We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by ratbert » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:08 am

An important letter has fallen into KB's hands. Read it here.

http://www.the-wanderer.co.uk/bolton/we ... -down-here" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:15 am

Excellent stuff.

Can we send a copy to the Stokies as well?
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Post by seanworth » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:15 am

I thought that most of these recommended changes were already in place. :wink:
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:18 am

Its very well written. But it makes me cringe a bit. Screams small time to me. Can we not leave that behaviour for the Stoke fans?

Anyways I think under Coyle whether its merely perception or whatever, other clubs don't mind us anymore! Certainly don't get the same bile from West Ham fans!
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Post by seanworth » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:21 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:Its very well written. But it makes me cringe a bit. Screams small time to me. Can we not leave that behaviour for the Stoke fans?

Anyways I think under Coyle whether its merely perception or whatever, other clubs don't mind us anymore! Certainly don't get the same bile from West Ham fans!
Let's not forget the quality or lack of of West Ham's play has certainly contributed to this. They don't exactly lose with style these days.
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by HMX » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:13 am

The Meireles Rule :lol:

Nice article, very funny!
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Raven » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:21 pm

Quality :)
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:22 pm

Found it hard to read
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:23 pm

Put your readers on then.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:23 pm

Don't need them 8)
Eyes of a 15yr old, me
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by thebish » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:39 pm

ratbert wrote:An important letter has fallen into KB's hands. Read it here.

http://www.the-wanderer.co.uk/bolton/we ... -down-here" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I suspect - too many words for the young 'uns - but, nice one KB! :wink:
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:16 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:Don't need them 8)
Eyes for a 15yr old, me

:shock:
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:18 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:Don't need them 8)
Eyes for a 15yr old, me

:shock:
Image

8)
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:18 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:Don't need them 8)
Eyes for a 15yr old, me

:shock:
I suppose on the bright side not too long to wait for he/she/it to become legal! *halo*
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:27 pm

Nice one KB, enjoyed.
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:54 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:Don't need them 8)
Eyes for a 15yr old, me

:shock:
I suppose on the bright side not too long to wait for he/she/it to become legal! *halo*
As far as I'm concerned, she'd have been legal for 4 years
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by jussi_jaji » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:37 pm

Excellent Read. . .you sure have your way around words man. . .!
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by elfil76 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:21 am

I enjoyed reading this, posting the link on my FB.

ditto what jussi_jaji said,"you have your way with words..."
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Bruno3 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:11 am

Good read.
Could I suggest a couple of addendae (assume Bish will correct me if this isn't the correct plural) :)
1. Any defender may put his arms over the shoulders of Kevin Davies to prevent him leaving the ground as the said Mr Davies is seeking to gain an unfair advantage by actually jumping to reach the ball before the defender. As previously stated, heading of the ball is to be strongly discouraged.
2. Should the ball strike the hand of Mr John Terry this shall not under any circumstances be deemed to be handball.
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Re: We Don't Want Your Sort Down Here

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:34 am

3. Kevin Davies shall be booked in the tunnel, to save valuable moments on the pitch mid-match
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