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coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:45 am

I'd love to see some statistics that show how many managers lives or clubs losings streaks or players goal-droughts have been ended thanks to a wonderful visit from the Wanderers.

Like a magical pixie throwing points and goals about it seems that in their hours of need all the opposition need is to check the fixture list and see when we're coming to town.

It's not just Arshavin's first goal in ten games I've lost count of the number of times I've heard 'that's so and so's first win in .......' or 'X hasn't scored since.....' or 'X was facing the sack until a win against Bolton at the weekend....'

Look at Spurs the other year. Rock bottom, 'Appy 'Arry under fire first win of the season against? Liverpool under Hodgson - fecking Blackburn beat them yet we make 'em look like world beaters and keep him in his job for another week.

Why can't we twist the knife? Why can't we kick a team when they're down? What is it at this club that makes us a soft touch?

Grrr.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:50 am

We're just very, very nice people.

FWIW every club thinks that about themselves

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:08 am

boltonboris wrote: FWIW every club thinks that about themselves

I'm sure they THINK it I'm sure we ARE it.

United fans don't sit around going 'typical' every time the vidi=printer starts blipping away.

There's us and possibly Tim Henman fans.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:54 am

Every smaller club thinks it happens to them. I'm not sure, by the way, how Redknapp was 'under fire' given it was his first game in charge. Get longer than that at Real Madrid. Of course we remember when these things happen, because people don't tend to point out that that isn't X's first goal in ten, but he rather has an average scoring rate. It does mean it feels like we like helping out charity cases though, I agree. Can't agree that we actually do any more than others.

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:56 am

Right, I'm going to start compiling.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:15 am

coffeymagic wrote:Right, I'm going to start compiling.

Maybe you should change your username to C++

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:17 am

Worthy4England wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:Right, I'm going to start compiling.
Maybe you should change your username to C++

Did you assemble that gag yourself?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:26 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:Right, I'm going to start compiling.
Maybe you should change your username to C++
Did you assemble that gag yourself?

No, it was parsed to me by a friend.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:40 am

Prufrock wrote:Every smaller club thinks it happens to them.

indeed - this is one of the smaller club universal truths...

another is - "we are always last on MOTD"

another is - "lawro always predicts us to lose"

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:46 am

There are times where we've stuck the knife in. Sending Leeds down for one.

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:03 pm

ratbert wrote:There are times where we've stuck the knife in. Sending Leeds down for one.

Oh aye that was funny*. And doing it to West Ham (twice?) and we did put the first nail in Sounessesessess coffin at Liverpool but I'm still certain that no team gives it away so easily than the Supers.

We should register ourselves as a charity.

*In fact seeing that little Leeds fan crying his eyes out a full time will be a memory I will treasure for ever.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:14 pm

We didn't 'technically' send Leeds down.

For all intents and purposes we did though, and that game was awesome.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:35 pm

Prufrock wrote:We didn't 'technically' send Leeds down.

For all intents and purposes we did though, and that game was awesome.

we didn't technically send west ham down either - but I think they still believe we did! we were just one of the second to last nail in the coffin!

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:06 pm

Didn't Roy Keane leave after we did Sunderland 4-1?

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:08 pm

Am I misremembering a 4-1 drubbing of Ipswich (Fredi Bobic hat-trick) effectively sealing Ipswich's fate?

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:12 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Am I misremembering a 4-1 drubbing of Ipswich (Fredi Bobic hat-trick) effectively sealing Ipswich's fate?

Indeed - an Ipswich player (or the manager) said they went down because they lost twice against Bolton.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:20 pm

Alan Pardew certainly won't agree either!

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:44 pm

Neither will Big Sam.

marshall_42 · Post by **marshall_42** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:19 pm

Swansea have yet to conceed at home this season.

Let's try and break another record. A positive one for a change!

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:52 pm

Tombwfc wrote:Neither will Big Sam.

Have we only beaten him once? and he got sacked after?

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