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Rubbishest team

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:56 pm

Right, as a football club are currently on quite a sharp decline and therefore given that it has been bugging me for a while I thought I should ask those who have lived and followed the team for longer than myself and therefore hopefully will know more about are clubs entire history than I do to answer the following question

What is our worst 11 ever (you can play any reasonable formation you want) and who is our clubs worst manager?
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by gavlat2872 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:16 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:Right, as a football club are currently on quite a sharp decline and therefore given that it has been bugging me for a while I thought I should ask those who have lived and followed the team for longer than myself and therefore hopefully will know more about are clubs entire history than I do to answer the following question

What is our worst 11 ever (you can play any reasonable formation you want) and who is our clubs worst manager?
how long have you been following Bolton?

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Re: Rubbishest team

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:17 pm

gavlat2872 wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Right, as a football club are currently on quite a sharp decline and therefore given that it has been bugging me for a while I thought I should ask those who have lived and followed the team for longer than myself and therefore hopefully will know more about are clubs entire history than I do to answer the following question

What is our worst 11 ever (you can play any reasonable formation you want) and who is our clubs worst manager?
how long have you been following Bolton?
I am 18 and have been following since I was 6/7. Making me one of the youngest (if not the youngest) person on this forum.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:46 pm

Erm.....well.......

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Post by truewhite15 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:13 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:Right, as a football club are currently on quite a sharp decline and therefore given that it has been bugging me for a while I thought I should ask those who have lived and followed the team for longer than myself and therefore hopefully will know more about are clubs entire history than I do to answer the following question

What is our worst 11 ever (you can play any reasonable formation you want) and who is our clubs worst manager?
Well, given your frankly ludicrous "Ultimate Team" the other day, I'll have you straight in as boss. And your assistant is Owen Coyle (in his final year as boss).

In no particular order, the team sheet would have to have...

Mario Jardel
Gerald Cid
Christian Wilhelmsson
Johan Elmander (for every season apart from his last with us)
Michael Bridges
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jon Otsemobor

There's probably others who should be on that list, but I'll let someone else have a crack.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:14 pm

Put it this way, none of the players above get anywhere near it

FACT with mahooosive cherries on top
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Re: Rubbishest team

Post by truewhite15 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:22 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Put it this way, none of the players above get anywhere near it

FACT with mahooosive cherries on top
What, not even Gerald-so-shite-he-retired-at-27-Cid?

Bear in mind I was also trying to keep it to players that Dan would recognise, and also that I've only got about twelve years proper supporting to go off...

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:26 pm

truewhite15 wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Put it this way, none of the players above get anywhere near it

FACT with mahooosive cherries on top
What, not even Gerald-so-shite-he-retired-at-27-Cid?

Bear in mind I was also trying to keep it to players that Dan would recognise, and also that I've only got about twelve years proper supporting to go off...
Even in 12 years watching, Elmander is nowhere near. Even at his worst!

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Post by jaffka » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:29 pm

Gordon Taylor should be in the starting eleven but even that seems so wrong...

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Re: Rubbishest team

Post by truewhite15 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:32 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
truewhite15 wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Put it this way, none of the players above get anywhere near it

FACT with mahooosive cherries on top
What, not even Gerald-so-shite-he-retired-at-27-Cid?

Bear in mind I was also trying to keep it to players that Dan would recognise, and also that I've only got about twelve years proper supporting to go off...
Even in 12 years watching, Elmander is nowhere near. Even at his worst!
Alright then, based on the last three months, can I have Eagles in there instead? :twisted:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:51 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Put it this way, none of the players above get anywhere near it

FACT with mahooosive cherries on top
Agreed. (except for Cid)
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Post by Toni_DelijeSever » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:05 pm

Zat Knight the captain.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:46 am

Aye, Cid makes it for me too. I don't like the Riga types for this, I think we need consistent wankness.

It's massively harsh on him, but Boggers is the worst first choice keeper most under 30 will remember!
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:18 am

Of recent times Makakula would be close to making the cut. I'd say the 3rd division Spaniard, but never saw him, so might be a bit harsh.

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Re: Rubbishest team

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:21 am

Im under 30 and I remember gav ward, steve banks, aidan davison...all worst than bogdan

cids in though.

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Re: Rubbishest team

Post by Prufrock » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:21 am

officer_dibble wrote:Im under 30 and I remember gav ward, steve banks, aidan davison...all worst than bogdan

cids in though.

nicky sumerbee an all

Maybe 25 then. I only remember Banks out of that lot, as in remember having an opinion about him, and he wasn't first choice then.
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:27 am

Steve Banks was alright!!

Banksy for England!

Dodgy Davison from terrible though
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Post by officer_dibble » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:39 am

Banksy were hit and miss...recall a massive feck up in a home game v grimsby...deffo worserer than boggers though with a cherry on top.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:31 am

Nowt wrong with Banksy. Just be thankful that you pups are all too young to remember Kevin Rose and Simon Farnworth ;)

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Re: Rubbishest team

Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:39 am

Prufrock wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:Im under 30 and I remember gav ward, steve banks, aidan davison...all worst than bogdan

cids in though.

nicky sumerbee an all

Maybe 25 then. I only remember Banks out of that lot, as in remember having an opinion about him, and he wasn't first choice then.
Allardyce chose Banks over Jussi

Anyway, I'll play

Peacock or Poole - no other fcukers will be considered, as these two were in a class of their own...except kevin pass me a milk crate Rose

Scott
Deakin
Mike Doyle
Keeley

Storer
Joyce
Henshaw
Brookman


Moores
Morgan


Some of these duffers had decent careers but on how they performed for us and at the level they did it, it'd take some shite to be worse
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