Matchday Tips

[Annoyed Grunt]

Gotta be a wind up this......

[ChrisC]

Gotta be a wind up this......

Shush Dan has a new fwend

[89bwfc89]

Gotta be a wind up this......

Glad it isn't just me.....

[89bwfc89]

Gotta be a wind up this......

Shush Dan has a new fwend

Oooo forum fwend.....

Hahaha

[Annoyed Grunt]

Gotta be a wind up this......

Shush Dan has a new fwend

It's his alter ego.........

[superkev]

Ah come on you guys, Dan has been really helpful stop ribbing on him.

Anyway, back to the game this weekend. What are our opponents like? They seem shit. What pranks do you play on the away supporters aside from seating them close to "scroates".

What about that "Stella" beer? Do you guys have it in Bolton?

[Lennon'sEleven]

You remind me of this guy: https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - who I find very funny.

I like your first Kevin Davies song. Although how do you sing an asterisk? Who cares. WUM undoubtedly, but funny with it.

[Annoyed Grunt]

You remind me of this guy: https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - who I find very funny.

I like your first Kevin Davies song. Although how do you sing an asterisk? Who cares. WUM undoubtedly, but funny with it.

Funny? Each to their own I guess...

[superkev]

You remind me of this guy: https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - who I find very funny.

I like your first Kevin Davies song. Although how do you sing an asterisk? Who cares. WUM undoubtedly, but funny with it.

The asterisk is implied. We know Kev didn't really play for Villa, but the away fans will all be like: WTF? They don't know the song has an asterisk.

In all seriousness lads, there must be one good pub for some pre-match banter?

oh david wheater
he used to play for boro
and he doesn't play for boro any more but he plays for bwfc

this song needs work.

[superkev]

You remind me of this guy: https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - who I find very funny.

I like your first Kevin Davies song. Although how do you sing an asterisk? Who cares. WUM undoubtedly, but funny with it.

Funny? Each to their own I guess...

Hey Mr. Grunt. You're username is appropriate!

Is there a Walmart or something near the stadium where I can pick up a tray of Stella to sit on / drink before the game?

[superkev]

Ok, I'm off to bed. But I still have some serious questions unanswered;

Is there really not one good pub in the entire Bolton Wanderers Metropolitan area?

If not, what are my options for drinking cans of Stella?

[bobo the clown]

Ok, I'm off to bed. But I still have some serious questions unanswered;

Is there really not one good pub in the entire Bolton Wanderers Metropolitan area?

If not, what are my options for drinking cans of Stella?

Well .... you sort of drink them, or you don't.

I think that's the whoe range of options.

[Jez]

Home games have a 4 drink minimum so youre going to have to get those stellas knocked back quickly since its only a 20 minute train ride, theres a spar by oxford road station, just ask for the horwich special and theyll do you 6 tinnys and a flare to set off under the big screen

make sure you sit down by the pitch so the linesman can hear you, you need to tell him if he's got anything wrong so he can reverse the decision

[HMX]

Haha! Proper WUM

[Salford Trotter]

Ok, I'm off to bed. But I still have some serious questions unanswered;

Is there really not one good pub in the entire Bolton Wanderers Metropolitan area?

If not, what are my options for drinking cans of Stella?

Have you got a drink problem? Just one more question, why the interest in Bolton?

[bwfcdan94]

Home games have a 4 drink minimum so youre going to have to get those stellas knocked back quickly since its only a 20 minute train ride, theres a spar by oxford road station, just ask for the horwich special and theyll do you 6 tinnys and a flare to set off under the big screen

make sure you sit down by the pitch so the linesman can hear you, you need to tell him if he's got anything wrong so he can reverse the decision

. This guy may be a WUM or your average yank. What you have to understand is 90% of them never leave their own state, can you imagine that never in your whole live leaving your county. The fact that this bloke has actually left America means that he is in the 10% of most intelligent Americans.

[bwfcdan94]

Gotta be a wind up this......

Shush Dan has a new fwend

Oooo forum fwend.....

Hahaha

You better not start calling us the inbetweeners. Can't stand that program.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Gotta be a wind up this......

Shush Dan has a new fwend

Oooo forum fwend.....

Hahaha

You better not start calling us the inbetweeners. Can't stand that program.

[truewhite15]

[TANGODANCER]

. This guy may be a WUM or your average yank. What you have to understand is 90% of them never leave their own state, can you imagine that never in your whole live leaving your county. The fact that this bloke has actually left America means that he is in the 10% of most intelligent Americans.

Dan, do yourself a favour and give it a rest lad. How many "Yanks" do you know? They may just like living where they are, and some of those "states" are big enough to fit the whole British Isles in with plenty to spare. Going to a few away matches by train dosn't exactly equate you Marco Polo. Think before you post, it's good advice.