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Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:08 pm

Following on from the epic failure of pun based match threads, it's back to basics again.

Unfortunately, I feel another loss coming on 1-3.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:26 pm

Heavy defeat.
Lock the thread.
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:27 pm

I we lose this we will be on exactly 1 ppg. That would be bad so I'm going to say a scraped draw. Like dougie says, it's bound to turn sooner rather then later .... isn't it?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:35 pm

Are we in a relegation battle yet?
We will be after this match I think.
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:40 pm

if we're not challenging for playoffs - we might as well have a relegation scrap - it makes the end of the season more exciting...

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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:56 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Following on from the epic failure of pun based match threads, it's back to basics again.
You could have called it 'Tractor Basics'. That'd have been ace. 8)
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Following on from the epic failure of pun based match threads, it's back to basics again.
You could have called it 'Tractor Basics'. That'd have been ace. 8)
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:07 pm

Home? Away?

Shoddy match thread when it doesn't tell you where it's going to be :roll: :wink:

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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:08 pm

..........and it would have ruined the thread and guaranteed defeat.

Away!
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:09 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Home? Away?

Shoddy match thread when it doesn't tell you where it's going to be :roll: :wink:

we'll be the ones playing in dayglo orange... :wink:

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Post by Andy Waller » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Following on from the epic failure of pun based match threads, it's back to basics again.
You could have called it 'Tractor Basics'. That'd have been ace. 8)
Or Ip-switch to 4-4-2 you ill looking Jock chancer?
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Andy Waller » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:34 pm

Crikey, I couldn't think of anything worse than trailing all the way there to watch the dross we're putting out.
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:44 pm

We'll be the ones who take the most kickoffs.
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:14 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:We'll be the ones who take the most kickoffs.
See, Mr Glassistotallyempty, the correct spin on that is "The number of times we got the ball through the team to the halfway-line, without their guys getting near it, deserved better."

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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:57 pm

Did my initial Royal Navy training at HMS Ganges, just outside Ipswich. A whole year of depressing, grey countryside and people. Going back now for reunions gives me no joy beyond seeing old shipmates. Suffolk was designed to give everyone depression, flat and soulless so our boys will pitch up and the cloud will settle around them so I see another tanking on the horizon. Not a 7-0 but not far short. 8)
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by jaffka » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:17 pm

Mike Riley is the referee as well.

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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:19 pm

It's actually Barry Knight.
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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:19 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:We'll be the ones who take the most kickoffs.
See, Mr Glassistotallyempty, the correct spin on that is "The number of times we got the ball through the team to the halfway-line, without their guys getting near it, deserved better."
:D

You're right though - it's only a couple of years since I was derided as a rosetinter.

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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by jaffka » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:20 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:It's actually Barry Knight.
Knight is being both linesmen

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Re: Ipswich Match Thread

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:49 pm

I have never been to Ipswich before, looking forward to declaring of it what I will. Out of interest how can the countryside be grey? It is also the furthest east I have been in this country, if it like Clacton I certainly know what I will think of the town. Anyhow are any of you going or have you all gone on strike?
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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