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Who's that coming up the hill....

Post by BWFCFan1923 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:50 pm

I was talking to a mate of mine about this Wanderers song and how it gets sung at away games by a few lads and that there are a few slightly different versions...

He told me about where the song comes from and I thought I would share as I had no idea (apologies if it is common knowledge).

It's basically the regimental song of The Kingsman, known as 'The Kingo'.

Words/tune here - http://militarymemories.co.uk/about_the ... kingo.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Song being sung by regiment here: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yERtNBz_hY8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It's an excellent BWFC song so hopefully this is of interest! :)

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:17 pm

My favourite chant that
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:13 pm

An oldie, but a goodie :D

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:38 pm

boltonboris wrote:My favourite chant that
That, or "YOURE GOIN HOME IN A ST JOHNS AMBULANCE"
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

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Re: Who's that coming up the hill....

Post by scotty » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:23 pm

boltonboris wrote:My favourite chant that
Mine too :wink:
Who's that coming up the hill boys,
The Wanderers are coming up the hill boys,
They all laugh at us, they all mock at us,
They all say our days are numbered,

Born to be a Wanderer, victorious are we....

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Post by coffeymagic » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:16 am

My favourite has to be...

'I breed Chickens in my back yard and feed 'em on savoury corn.
But one's a bugger for giving the other a piggy back over the wal.
'Cos we're the barmy Bolton army nah-nah'll-nah-nah!'

Plus you'll struggle to match the lyrical genius of

The Yorkshire Ripper's My Dad.

Lennon and McCartney couldn't have writ that one.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:29 am

coffeymagic wrote:
'I breed Chickens in my back yard and feed 'em on savoury corn.
I've always had that down as;

"We keep chickens in our back yard and feed 'em on Indian corn".
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:37 am

"I'm a knock-kneed chicken,
I'm a bow-legged hen.
I ain't had a sh@g since I don't know when,
I walk with a wiggle & a squiggle and I squawk ....
Doing the Burnden Boot Walk".

There. THAT takes me back to my Lever-End Days.
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Post by William the White » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:55 am

bobo the clown wrote:"I'm a knock-kneed chicken,
I'm a bow-legged hen.
I ain't had a sh@g since I don't know when,
I walk with a wiggle & a squiggle and I squawk ....
Doing the Burnden Boot Walk".

There. THAT takes me back to my Lever-End Days.
Made me laugh... About the same time as the slightly less lyrical:

Boots n braces; boots n braces
We'll make a mess of your f*ckin faces...

they were very keen on semi colons on the Lever End...

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Post by coffeymagic » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:
'I breed Chickens in my back yard and feed 'em on savoury corn.
I've always had that down as;

"We keep chickens in our back yard and feed 'em on Indian corn".
You idiot.

We once caught a mate singing....

'Oh me lads, you should have seen 'em running.
Ask 'em what the fuss was about....'

He didn't get any further as we all turned and started laughing.

We should have let him carry on to see what a mess he made of the rest.

'Indian Corn' indeed.

*does 'Oliver Hardy' harumph*
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:55 pm

bobo the clown wrote:"I'm a knock-kneed chicken,
I'm a bow-legged hen.
I ain't had a sh@g since I don't know when,
I walk with a wiggle & a squiggle and I squawk ....
Doing the Burnden Boot Walk".

There. THAT takes me back to my Lever-End Days.
I remembered the 3rd line as "I aint had such fun since I dont know when
& the 4th line as "I walk with a wiggle and talk with a squawk"

I'm with Bruce on the Indian Corn.

Caught my wifes mate singing along to Bruce Riochs Superwhite army once. You may remember there was an added chant of "Bruce, Bruce" after each verse. She was shouting "Boots, Boots" !
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:02 pm

coffeymagic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:
'I breed Chickens in my back yard and feed 'em on savoury corn.
I've always had that down as;

"We keep chickens in our back yard and feed 'em on Indian corn".
You idiot.

We once caught a mate singing....

'Oh me lads, you should have seen 'em running.
Ask 'em what the fuss was about....'

He didn't get any further as we all turned and started laughing.

We should have let him carry on to see what a mess he made of the rest.

'Indian Corn' indeed.

*does 'Oliver Hardy' harumph*
Come on, admit it, it was you that spawned "Wanner, wanner, wanner, wanner, wanner, der, Wander-er, er, er, ers...." to the tune of Karma Chameleon, wasn't it? That was your magnum opus, that was. That was your Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Post by coffeymagic » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:14 pm

Mate's wife couldn't work out why everyone was singing....

'We live in Bolton we do.
'We live in Bolton we do.
'We live in Bolton we do...
'Oh Bolton we live in you.'

I'm sure it was only the ones who DID in the town that we're actually allowed to sing this.

My favourite all time song mash-up appeared on a documentary about miners wives.

They were marching somewhere when one of them piped up with the Roy (or was it 'Ted'?) Rogers theme...

'A coal mining man, a coal mining man.
He'll never let you down.' (so far, so good).
'He's honest and faithful right up to the end...

the look that crawled across the faces of about thirty women as they simultaneously realised they were about to sing

'That wonderful one, two, three, four legged coal mining man' Will last with me forever.

Pure gold.

Or Nutty Slack if you prefer.
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Post by malcd1 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:21 pm

The only time I took my daughter to the match she was more interested in the crowd than the football (it was the Allardyce era not recently). She asked after every chant what the crowd were singing. This was fine until the "The referee's a wanker" chant. I told her they were calling the referee a winker because he was always winking at the opposing players, much to the amusement of the people around me.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:26 pm

For the record, I'm with Brucey on the Indian/savoury debate. Soz, TC.

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Post by KeyserSoze » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:27 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:For the record, I'm with Brucey on the Indian/savoury debate. Soz, TC.

Where the hell's dibble to settle the matter.
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Post by Puskas » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:29 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:For the record, I'm with Brucey on the Indian/savoury debate. Soz, TC.
Indeed.

Indian corn.

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Post by KeyserSoze » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:32 pm

psh. Feckin gareth farrelly all over again.
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Post by coffeymagic » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:50 pm

go to your local corn wholesaler and ask him for some Indian Corn like what you heard about in a song at a football match to feed your piggy backing chicken on and he'll laugh in your face.

Don't you mean 'Savoury Corn?' he'll say wiping away the tears.

Look, I'm right - I know I'm right.

I'm always right.

When I first started going to the game I could never quite catch (Insert Manager X name here) Superwhite Army.

I always thought it was 'something something TWO PINTS OF GLORY'

Does anyone have Peter Kay's phone number?
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Post by Puskas » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:00 pm

coffeymagic wrote:go to your local corn wholesaler and ask him for some Indian Corn like what you heard about in a song at a football match to feed your piggy backing chicken on and he'll laugh in your face.

Don't you mean 'Savoury Corn?' he'll say wiping away the tears.

Look, I'm right - I know I'm right.

I'm always right.

When I first started going to the game I could never quite catch (Insert Manager X name here) Superwhite Army.

I always thought it was 'something something TWO PINTS OF GLORY'

Does anyone have Peter Kay's phone number?
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/indian%20corn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Which intrigued me, as until a few minutes ago when I read that, I had assumed it was an Asian type of corn.

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