Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..

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Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:35 pm

A thread to predict doom and savage conflict come Wednesday eventide.....
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Post by Nicko58 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:40 pm

I'll be listening to this one on the radio whilst hiding behind the sofa.

At least we will probably only have to face Drogba rather than Diego Costa. :?
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Post by jmjhb » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:46 pm

If we manage to keep it to single figures, I'm chalking down as a win.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:12 pm

I think that we'll be narrowly beaten by Chelsea's academy players, which Douglas will then attempt to portray as his group of honest players being able to hold their own against one of Europe's leading sides.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:56 pm

I had a dream:

Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1. :|
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:01 pm

I don't think we'll do that badly.

Lets keep it in perspective and context.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:25 am

Nice scnario Tango - but no replays in the milky rumbelows cup I'm afraid.

I fear we'll ship in a bus load so will go for an optimistic 1-3 defeat
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:31 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Nice scnario Tango - but no replays in the milky rumbelows cup I'm afraid.
I fear we'll ship in a bus load so will go for an optimistic 1-3 defeat
Ah well, I said it was a but a dream... :wink:
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Post by EverSoYouri » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:43 am

Chelsea will be in with a chance as DF will play our second string, given we have a big game v Derby this Saturday.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:35 am

TANGODANCER wrote:I had a dream:

Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1. :|
That's some dreaming Tango. GtE has more chance of getting his hands on Penny :shock:

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:29 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:I had a dream:

Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1. :|
That's some dreaming Tango. GtE has more chance of getting his hands on Penny :shock:

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:13 am

Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses? :|

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:33 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses? :|

If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.


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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:35 am

I didn't know that Josef Fritzl had moved to Enfield.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:38 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses? :|

If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.


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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:59 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses? :|

If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.


She WILL be mine one day, oh Yes, she will.
It had a big red circle to highlight it!

Still not enough to draw MY eye you Camel Confuser. :D

Except to remind me she is currently under the sway of the Bardem. Curse his proximity.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:12 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses? :|

If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.


She WILL be mine one day, oh Yes, she will.
It had a big red circle to highlight it!

Still not enough to draw MY eye you Camel Confuser. :D

Except to remind me she is currently under the sway of the Bardem. Curse his proximity.
Probably been photoshopped anyway Gary. Here's what it really looks like...

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:16 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses? :|

If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.


She WILL be mine one day, oh Yes, she will.
It had a big red circle to highlight it!

Still not enough to draw MY eye you Camel Confuser. :D

Except to remind me she is currently under the sway of the Bardem. Curse his proximity.
Probably been photoshopped anyway Gary. Here's what it really looks like...

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I'm all about dat Bass! :grin:

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Post by coffeymagic » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:20 pm

I think if we can get the ball in their half we should consider that a moral victory.

This is going to be cataclysmic.
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