Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

[jaffka]

I fell asleep at Sheff United, a Friday night game. Quite a while ago.

[bwfcdan94]

I fell asleep in the Spoons by Lime Street station at about 10:30am, while on my own woke up half an hour later nothing nicked, surrounded by pals. I sobered up and collected my ticket and enjoyed another great awayday..

[malcd1]

And there was me thinking you'd just had a 1 or 2 more pre match than necessary. That story reminds me of the bloke in front of me at the 1999 Playoff Final against Watford, who wandered in absolutely hammered, then slumped forwards and slept through the entire match.
The lucky, lucky bastard!

At the last game at Burnden, a group of us went out at 12 noon and got absolutely smashed in the afternoon. We all got into the ground but one mate was so ill he went home at half time. I think he spewed all the way home.

Another mate left Wembley when Reading were awarded the penalty when we were 2-0 down. He was around Birmingham when the match ended.

My mates are tossers. I'm not of course.

[jaffka]

last game at Burnden and me and my mate came out of Montereys after having a few shorts, all of which tasted shit and not real and spewed our way down manny road

[TonyDomingos]

Jan 2014 QPR (A) - met Enoch. Had 9 or 10 pints on a school night. Had to throw a sickie the following day.

Apr 2014 Charlton (A) - met Enoch. Had 11 pints on Good Friday. In bed by 9pm.

Aug 2014 Brighton (A) - met Dan. Had 1 pint and he had a coke. Went to the fair with my 3yr old.

Oct 2014 Charlton (A) - met Enoch pre-match only. Had 3 or 4 pints. Survived.

Lesson: Enoch in full swing is bad for your health.

[Bruce Rioja]

Me and my mate skulled a bottle of brandy between the offy on the corner and the Millennium Stadium ahead of the Middlesbrough game. This was on the back of us having been in the pub for a couple of hours. That grinning, clumsy Brazilian c*nt soon sobered us up!