Ram Bam, Thank You Ma'am. Derby match thread

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Re: Ram Bam, Thank You Ma'am. Derby match thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:53 pm

I've just been reading up on Derby's Manager, Paul Clement, because I've never heard of him. Turns out he's the son of our former full-back, Dave (RIP)
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Post by jonnycooper » Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:21 pm

2-2! That is all!

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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Aug 02, 2015 4:18 pm

1-3 defeat. Madine to score.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Aug 02, 2015 4:36 pm

We will, of course, win!. :wink:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:57 pm

1-2 loss :(
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Post by TonyDomingos » Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:25 pm

I missed the memo; what's the rule for match thread titles this season? Shakespeare, team/venue/date and stick it up 'em cnuts' @rses are clearly out. "Wham (ram) bam, thank you, ma'am" is a line from Suffragete City - is it David Bowie lyrics?
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Post by Enoch » Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:03 am

TonyDomingos wrote:I missed the memo; what's the rule for match thread titles this season? Shakespeare, team/venue/date and stick it up 'em cnuts' @rses are clearly out. "Wham (ram) bam, thank you, ma'am" is a line from Suffragete City - is it David Bowie lyrics?
I'm sticking doggedly with the Rioja formula.

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:35 pm

I've made the mistake at looking through their squad..

Attacking wise, they've got Chris Martin, Darren Bent, Andreas Weimann, Tom Ince, Jonny Russell and are looking to finalise an £8m deal for Gray from Brentford before they play us.

That's 5/6 players who would walk into our starting XI and most will start for them, from the bench

They've got enough clout (and ambition - I imagine) to nab Burnley's best defender and captain Jason Shackell
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Post by jonnycooper » Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:59 pm

boltonboris wrote:I've made the mistake at looking through their squad..

Attacking wise, they've got Chris Martin, Darren Bent, Andreas Weimann, Tom Ince, Jonny Russell and are looking to finalise an £8m deal for Gray from Brentford before they play us.

That's 5/6 players who would walk into our starting XI and most will start for them, from the bench

They've got enough clout (and ambition - I imagine) to nab Burnley's best defender and captain Jason Shackell

Well!! We,d better batten down the hatches :pray: :pray:

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Post by jaffka » Mon Aug 03, 2015 5:53 pm

Nowt new to us to play a team costing millions. All the pressure is on one team here and it isn't us.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:49 pm

jaffka wrote:Nowt new to us to play a team costing millions. All the pressure is on one team here and it isn't us.
Very good point. And managed/coached by a guy that has a fair bit to prove.
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Post by thebish » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:17 pm

yay - good strategy Lenny - make us the total underdog no-hopers, then there's no pressure on us and we'll win! it's the future!

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Post by TonyDomingos » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:56 pm

Don't the team we play on the opening day usually go up? :(
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Post by Jugs » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:59 pm

boltonboris wrote:I've made the mistake at looking through their squad..

Attacking wise, they've got Chris Martin, Darren Bent, Andreas Weimann, Tom Ince, Jonny Russell and are looking to finalise an £8m deal for Gray from Brentford before they play us.

That's 5/6 players who would walk into our starting XI and most will start for them, from the bench

They've got enough clout (and ambition - I imagine) to nab Burnley's best defender and captain Jason Shackell
I'll be at the bar, getting pissed.

What riles me most about Derby at the minute is the fact they won that 250k from Sky Sports to spend on a player.

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Post by ChrisC » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:42 pm

Sooooo.. How do we think we will line up?

Any arguments against this?

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Lennon seems to be keen on playing Feeney up top and it seems to be working. Ream seems to be the only likely replacement for Derik aswell.

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Re: Ram Bam, Thank You Ma'am. Derby match thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:47 pm

^^^ yep.

They all seem to be facing the wrong way.

Not even Coyle would have done that !!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:51 pm

What thoughts about swapping Veal and Pratley over? If Derby are as good as thought up front then we're going to spend some time defending. Pratley's a big lad and Vela's creative.
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Post by ChrisC » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:01 am

bobo the clown wrote:^^^ yep.

They all seem to be facing the wrong way.

Not even Cole would Ave done that !!
:lol: I only chose the names and formation!

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Post by ChrisC » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:06 am

TANGODANCER wrote:What thoughts about swapping Veal and Pratley over? If Derby are as good as thought up front then we're going to spend some time defending. Pratley's a big lad and Vela's creative.

Ince will be playing down the right for Derby. I can only see Pratley having the job of marking him. We need a good engine and good pace around him.

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Re: Ram Bam, Thank You Ma'am. Derby match thread

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:24 am

ChrisC wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:What thoughts about swapping Veal and Pratley over? If Derby are as good as thought up front then we're going to spend some time defending. Pratley's a big lad and Vela's creative.

Ince will be playing down the right for Derby. I can only see Pratley having the job of marking him. We need a good engine and good pace around him.
I can see what you say. A lot's going to depend on our less than inspiring back four. If they shape and let the midfield be a bit creative instead of having a seven man defence.....
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