A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Wolves (H) 12/9

[TANGODANCER]

Howls are heard as Henry wolf sets something off that ends with Price giving away a penalty on Alf.....and....Afobe and...
it's 2-1

[thebish]

it'll be reet! we'll just have to score another to calm the nerves...

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

[TANGODANCER]

Come on Whites, don't crack now. Docherty down and the physio on for them as we get the scintilating news that the bucket -shakers score. Wow.

Henry Wolf come again as Alf plows a furrow. Throw us and....Madine, Clough and a free kick them. Martinez wallops and....it all goes back and forth. Silva again and....they have a throw. Come on Whites.....get it nailed up. And.......they almost score from eight yards. We need to get some ascendancy back. Clough leves the greensward fo Ivanhoe...

[plymouth wanderer]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

I blame you!

[thebish]

surtely it's Corbyn's fault?

[TANGODANCER]

And Madine side-foots one over from ten yards. Not having much luck our man. Mark Davies goes and Madine's shot gets blocked. Ref get the boos as he cocks up again. Now Amos has to save from Alf and forth it goes. We set off but they have it back. Bit of long ball going on?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

I blame you!

Yeah well if we'd signed a proper striker in your thread...

[plymouth wanderer]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

I blame you!

Yeah well if we'd signed a proper striker in your thread...

Means diddly pal! 2-0 up and you go and jinks it!

I'll take the flack when needed. you ain't wriggling outta this one!

[TANGODANCER]

Edwards wolf sallies, they still have it but we clear. Feeney gets smothered out. Ojo and Alf tries for a Ronaldo pen that should be a booking says our mic man. Are we really interested in Oldham? No, on with it. Wilson clears well but Feeney sails one into the ozone. Wilson wallops one forth but they have it back and are smelling blood. Wait.....Vela can't create anything......and Edwards hits one from half a mile, Amos saves over the bar and the ref gives a goal kick? Mic men have a chat then Wilson sets Silva off. He wins a throw and....back it goes to them before Davies goes and.....ohhhh Martinez makes a cracking save. Great work from Mark Davies. Corner and.....Feeney and....Silva and Silva again and they clear and.....ohhhhhhh Martinez makes another great save. Ref does us another favour with a decision with five to go.

[thebish]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

I blame you!

Yeah well if we'd signed a proper striker in your thread...

Means diddly pal! 2-0 up and you go and jinks it!

I'll take the flack when needed. you ain't wriggling outta this one!

errr... cough... we're still winning!

[Bijou Bob]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

I blame you!

Yeah well if we'd signed a proper striker in your thread...

Means diddly pal! 2-0 up and you go and jinks it!

I'll take the flack when needed. you ain't wriggling outta this one!

errr... cough... we're still winning!

Kiss.of.death.

[TANGODANCER]

Ref makes another daft decison ( to our benefit). Amos wellies and Heskey gets the push. Alf applauding a free kick. They come again and.....another wrong decision. Now a corner them and nail-chewing time......Henry and...Amos knocks it over for another corner. Scramble time and.....Amos makes a great save...... too much action in our garden. Get it up their end lads, come on.....

[plymouth wanderer]

Cue the Goal Machine (please)

I blame you!

Yeah well if we'd signed a proper striker in your thread...

Means diddly pal! 2-0 up and you go and jinks it!

I'll take the flack when needed. you ain't wriggling outta this one!

errr... cough... we're still winning!

Fvck me! another numbty!

[thebish]

have faith in your signings, Plymouth!

[plymouth wanderer]

have faith in your signings, Plymouth!

I know Bish!

[thebish]

Kiss.of.death.

not for you - you'd be happy with a draw!

[DJBlu]

Gary Madine the useless machine.

FFS.

No fingernails here.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Must be terrible to be so superstitious. Always forking the evil eye, touching wood, throwing salt over your shoulder and making human sacrifices when it thunders.

[DJBlu]

Must be terrible to be so superstitious. Always forking the evil eye, touching wood, throwing salt over your shoulder and making human sacrifices when it thunders.

I've just glued the mirror back together.
Moved the ladders.
Stood on the knives.
Counted the Magpies.