A Hard Day's Night by Lennon & McCarthy (A) Ipswich 3/11/15

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Anthony Axwood he's good for wood. I know that now. Can he do some extracurricular chopping?

[TANGODANCER]

Bit of calm defending then....we lose it and...Vela....and.....we break and....we get a throw near their area. Casado.....cleared and....another throw us and....and....a bit of excitement but it dies and they have a larrup from thirty yards out and win a corner. And....in it comes and....Feeney gives it to them but we break and get a deep throw. Mic man having a ramble about all sorts then....we go, they clear, they clear again, we clear and they break. Us, them, all to and fro and we're still one to the bad. Come on.......Three to go as Niles?( the goalscorer) gets some treatment and then leaves the fray for...

More mither, more chat and one min or so..."Bolton have played some really good football"...claims the man. Throw them and...
Casado clears but back they come and Amos has to save. COME ON YOU WHITES......we get a free kick and....and....Casado and....a corner....no, an offside against us. Hand ball shout again....? Anyway, at half time it's 1-0 them

[TANGODANCER]

Anybody got the team and subs?

[Little Green Man]

Anybody got the team and subs?

Amos, Someone who's not a right-back, Wheater, Dervite, Casado, Vela, Spearing, Pratley, Feeney, Clayton, Madine

Rachubka, Derik, Danns, Heskey, Dobbie, Twardzik, Woolery

[TANGODANCER]

Silva ( injured?) and Bratten not ready to terrify everybody yet then. Dobbie just a bench warmer? Woolery....

[officer_dibble]

More chance of Megson and Douggie opening a successfull bar in Boltontown centre than us getting owt here now we've conceded. Next.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Brattan played 90 minutes for the infants yesterday. As DSB said, they'd be bloody insane to have played him tonight. I was half expecting them to coz they've obviously lost the bleedin plot.

[Little Green Man]

Someone who's not a right-back replaced by Someone else who's not a right-back.

[TonyDomingos]

More chance of Megson and Douggie opening a successfull bar in Boltontown centre than us getting owt here now we've conceded. Next.

This. The moment we go behind, I think it's a point at absolute best. I NEVER think "we can turn this around."

[HMX]

Prince injured. Non RB Derek replaces.

[TANGODANCER]

Tractors are field machines. Maybe we should get a couple of tanks? Part the two'th...

And....Deryk replaces Prince for the off. Casado, Clayton ( Pratley sounds to be quite involved tonight) figuring early. Some chat about refs and.....they visit and get a throw and...now a corner as Spearing clears. And.....a bit of a panic as a screamer smacks the crossbar....ooohhhh. Mick Mc having a fire at the ref. Now a free us and.....amd....Vela and....we get a corner. Casado again and...Vela getting good words and....Madine getting blatantly dragged about by the shirt and mic man getting incensed at the ref. The have a sally and....Spears header and Wheater clears off the line. Wheater really sounds on form right now. Throw them and we clear..of sorts, for a throw. Dervite at fault. Now they have a corner as mic man talks about world football. And.....and.....we clear, they come back,Murphy heads, Amos catches.

[TANGODANCER]

Free them goes out for a goal kick. Amos wallops it into touch and Wheater does well again. Now then......we visit and....it is cleared. Spearing sets us off again, Deryk, Vela and.....they clear....Deryk part clears, badly, then we clear and Pratley wins a free kick. And.....Casado and....they clear and Madine gets booked. Mic man reckons Smith has fouled him all game. Free them, Vela clears, they clear for a throw. Casado....Pratley...and they clear easily enough. COME ON BOLTONNNNNNN....get in there and get level. Vela, Casado, they clear. 17, 017 of a crowd announced. Chambers limping for three seconds then....and Murphy gets good words but we clear it out. Now then...Clayton and...Pratley and.....Pratley again and Deryk, Spearing, Pratley casado Madine......Vela, Derik...Dervite, Vela, Wheater (who is apparently playing reall well).

[jmjhb]

4 points adrift as things stand

[TANGODANCER]

We don't sound to be overwhelmed with 26 mins to go. Throw them and.....it's a foul. Deryk, now Vela. Free them for a robust challenge and......free and....a goal kick. And....a break finds them scoring 2-0. Oh goody.

[jmjhb]

There is just nothing in this team

[TANGODANCER]

So we threaten with a free kick and they break and score. We don't even sound to be getting near a threat, never mind a goal. Another close shave almost makes it 3 then hits the the side netting. Throw us and...Casado and....mic men going mad at the ref ignoring shirt pulling by the Tractors defence. Throw and....Clayton leaves for Wollery.

[Peter Thompson]

It doesn't matter we are going down....

We have an owner who doesn't give a fcuk, an invisible 'gone missing' chairman who doesn't give a fcuk, a manager who does give a fcuk but is absolutely clueless and a squad of players who don't give a fcuk but its not surprising because they are absolutely shit.

[officer_dibble]

Fair fcuks to anyone who has gone to this...bolton whites, london whites, the fcuking east anglian supporters club. Iwouldnt watch this lot if they pitched up on myback garden.

[TANGODANCER]

Eighteen minutes to score three and take the points......er, well, draw then? Here we go again.....and....well there can't be much happening as I think Micman is asleep. Murphy and Pitman almost fashion a third and Casado has to clear off the line. Woolery loses out and they have another break and head over our bar. W.T.F has happened to our scoring? Casado trying again and...the keeper grabs it. No fire at the sharp end at all from the sound of it. Free kick them and....a throw us near rht ecorner. Spearing leaves for Heskey...well, that's a like for like for sure. Throw them and the clock ticks on..

[jonnycooper]

We keep being told the players are very good! Did anyone notice all the bids coming in for them in the summer?? No!! Thought not...League 1 here we come..At least we get to play Blackpool and Fleetwood...Fylde Coast double!