Common Denominators....Versus Norwich City at the Unibol, Sat. 16th Feb, 3 O' clock

[TANGODANCER]

A spot of passing and possession that ends with a goal kick to us. End to end stuff to start.....some scores from that Cup stuff, then Noone wins a good free kick for us. And......Beavers and.....some chat, and....they clear and sally and run at us and .....score.....1-0 them....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Repeat....Si Deus pro nobis, quis conra nos......

You'll have to give me that in English... Something about about if God then you?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

And in that space of time, 1 fxcking nil.

[TANGODANCER]

Well, that didn't last long. Foot of the mountain stuff already. Free kick us and a goal kick them. If only we had prolific goal scorers.......Zimmerman, Lewis, MacClaine and....we get it and lose it via Lowe and some team stuff, then...Connelly feeds Donaldson and....the commentary goes wonky.....and dies...

[TANGODANCER]

Repeat....Si Deus pro nobis, quis conra nos......

You'll have to give me that in English... Something about about if God then you?

With God on our side, who can stand against us?.......roughly...

[Gravdigger]

And in that space of time, 1 fxcking nil.

Yes, your fault you erotic Oops! erratic Sh1t! Heretic.

[TANGODANCER]

We're back and....we have a free kick, they clear and break and we have a throw. They have a sally, we clear and.....their keeper collects and clears likewise. Some chat, Madine scores for Sheffield against Reading......then....more chat and...an equaliser about now would sort of level the balance a bit.....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Repeat....Si Deus pro nobis, quis conra nos......

You'll have to give me that in English... Something about about if God then you?

With God on our side, who can stand against us?.......roughly...

The answer to that is: Anderson, Parkinson et sanctae crucis omnibus aliis fxckers.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

And in that space of time, 1 fxcking nil.

Yes, your fault you erotic Oops! erratic Sh1t! Heretic.

Mea culpa.

[TANGODANCER]

We don't get a free kick, but they do. Mic man talking "superb" about their goal....then they sally forth at us and cross...and Noone clears. More chat, Lewis gets another "cheap" free kick via Murphy, then....Lowe questions a non-booking against them, then...mic men have a chat. Throw us down the deep end....Noone loses out and....they win another free kick. Not popular. And.....we clear, wallop and....no support is mentioned. Ref brings the kick back and.....them and....a passing bee and another free kick. Is that 40? Zimmerman clears, we head clear, they get it back. McLain gatting the good words from mic man 1.

[TANGODANCER]

Chat noises here and there about not so much, then....isn't it about time Vela strode forth and netted one? And by jingo, thirty passes and they score again. 2-0.

[DJBlu]

Cricket score coming.

[TANGODANCER]

I really wanted a happy day today, but it hasn't started well. Commentary fails again. Simon and Garfunkle.....ah, it's back. No it isn't.....mic man reminds us about being two down. Who's this Peaty fella?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Zimmerman:
Gives me a whole host of unbidden thoughts; renting rooms in Bavaria, Bob Dylan songs, old fogeys struggling to get past my attack dogs off the shoulder of Orion.
But mostly doom.

[Enoch]

Still, at least we went two up top and took it to 'em!

[TANGODANCER]

A reminder about why I can't stand modern pop music...yowling.....then....Oh, it's Pukki is it, right, very Shakespearian. Still no radio.....

[TANGODANCER]

Have we scored yet? The xxxxxxx commentery is a home one, not from Bratislava ffs. And....ah, we're back..to find it's 3 down.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Three Nil. Texts fail me.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Still, at least we went two up top and took it to 'em!

Trouble is, t'was Pike not Jones who led the cold steel charge...