Under the Milkwood Tree....Versus Swansea away 2-2-2019, 3-0'clock.

[TANGODANCER]

Right out of nothing, ooohhhhhh Matthews saves from MacBernie.....

[DJBlu]

Here comes number 1.

Penalty to Swansea.

How many have we penalties have we conceded this season?, Matthews redeems himself from last week. Great save.

[TANGODANCER]

Now there's a thing.....a bit of luck and good keeping keeps the scores level. Connell, loses out, they still have it and.....Roberts and.....some chat and....more passing and...
another free kick that causes mic man to wonder....

[TANGODANCER]

And, thirty yards out and.....Matthews saves for a corner. M.O.T.M already?..We clear, Donaldson gets slid, we get a throw. Mic man chatters on happily. Okowski and....Luca lashes one in that the keeper saves.

[Enoch]

We're all over this!

[TANGODANCER]

And it's still level scales....so far. Back come the homers and....Ahearne sallies...loses it, we clear and.....Luca has a free kick.....I think? And....Sammi and....they now have another free kick. Noone sets forth....a long shot deflected and...they get another free kick (world record?) Ohhhh dear, Noone get s a red and we're ten men.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

We're all over this!

Well, Noone is...

[Enoch]

We're all over this!

Well, Noone is...

Bugger.

[DJBlu]

If that's a sending off then there's going to be nobody on the pitch at full time.

Wanker referee.

It's hard enough without having to play against 12 men. fecking ridiculous.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I can't quite remember the stats... Are we meant to be dominating this, turning it around and getting three points? Or is this one of those where we gain an extra 0.4 point per game advantage?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

I can't quite remember the stats... Are we meant to be dominating this, turning it around and getting three points? Or is this one of those where we gain an extra 0.4 point per game advantage?

[TANGODANCER]

A poor challenge, a second bookable and we're really looking up the hill. And....with a minute to go (plus) Matthews saves again and....3 mins? added. Goal wallop for us and...a bit of a flutter, then....A hearne passes back and....Sammi gets amention and....wins a throw..fanfare.....! Anyway, Connel nods back, then ref gives them a free kick. There's a surprise....and Dyer throws himself at two Bolton players and gets yet another free kick. Half time. O-O.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Oh dear, both Reading and Rotherham are currently winning...

[TANGODANCER]

Oh dear, both Reading and Rotherham are currently winning...

Cookies are crumbling all around us. Neve mind, we ain't dead yet....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Oh dear, both Reading and Rotherham are currently winning...

Cookies are crumbling all around us. Neve mind, we ain't dead yet....

According to some we were dead six weeks ago ...

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man called that a half-of-two-haves.... as it turned from pedestrian to lively in a short time. What will Parky do now with only the valient ten to shuffle. Part two approaches.....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Eleven white me en, standing in a wall.
And if one white man should accidently fall,
There'll be ten white me en standing in a wall.
And if...

[jonnybwfc]

Blackburn equalise at Rotherham

[TANGODANCER]

We commence and Connel tries one forth...we lose it and...back they come and oh, we get a free kick. Surely that's a mistake....and..Matt wallops and.....Sammi wins a corner for us......and.....O'Neil steps up and twenty seven homer flood the box and......ohhh, Wheats can't quite get on a great Sammi cross....Swap ends and we get a goal kick. We sally via Donaldson and...they clear. Sammi wins it again and....he can't quite find Donaldson. Sammi, they block, they cross, we clear to nowhere.

[TANGODANCER]

Dyer falls classily to earth like a shot duck and......mic man rambles about scores that matter not. Grimes getting a card? Physio on for.....