Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

[TANGODANCER]

We are apparently the ones in White and the ones in red tried for an early penalty on Asonbalonga...who was allowed to get right into our box without much trouble(sp?)..and then we got a quick corner . Mic lads have a chat. Sammi and Luca set off but the red lads get a throw. (it sounds like "Right said Fred"...Anyway....mither about all things football except us...ah, here we go....Matt wallops and says hello to his opposite number. Scores, then a free kick to them and a throw. Saville, and again, Fletcher...Beswick....Fray, Saville again and Charlie and me, we had a cup of tea and....Wilson gives one away. Fletcher screeches one over our bar with Matt not to concerned. "Shoot on sight" seems to be the Boro game plan.

[TANGODANCER]

Sammi shoots and they have a goal kick after a decent O'Neil run. They come, Okowski nods back to Matt. Back they come and shoot again...and get another corner. Saville takes.....and....they get a header in from Flint and.....get another corner. And....Matt flaps for another corner. Three in a minute. Throw now them and...Ayala gets a mention, Luca clears and Okowski gets us a throw.

[TANGODANCER]

Asombalonga gets a shot in, Fletcher folows uo. 1-0 THEM.

[DJBlu]

Yay,

Josh Meggennis with the heavy back pass to a miscontrol by Wilson leads to a goal.

Terrible individual play lets down the side.

We're rediculously awful.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

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[DJBlu]

Wilson with the turn and shot..... goes out for a throw in.

[TANGODANCER]

WE WILL NOT SCORE UNLESS WE SEND SOME TROOPS FORTH. It's always all about the opposition and.....well, we have a bit of a scuffle and Mac can't quite reach it. Mac wins a corner, we get some League 2 scores and... they clear, Wilson misses the corner flag with a triple toe loop. Chat time......then Luca, Noone...Sammi and....a cross is collared by the keeper.

[TANGODANCER]

Throw them, Asombalongs hands it, ref misses it and...mic lads chat. Throw Boro, mic man says atmosphere is flat....Scores, chat....throw again and....Beevers clears for a throw..again. Into the box and....Shotton and....head tennis and......back they come again and...Wheats heads out for a throw... Right said Fred....this is getting nowhere and so....Sammi tries, Noone, Connell and...Wheats and Williams and....Okowski...and cleared. Asombalonga eats gras, then rises and gets shot off. Frightening says mic man.

[TANGODANCER]

Some us and them, then ref gives the throw to them and...they sally again and we get a free kic. They clear, we send it back, Williams, O, Sammi and.....his cross is blocked and cleared. AS break them and..Fletcher and...2-0...

[TANGODANCER]

How easy it is to score against us. Not thirty gone, two goals down and .....sigh...

[Harry Genshaw]

2 shocking errors and a team that couldn't buy a win are out of sight in under half an hour.

It's going to be a long night

[malcd1]

Going to be a very long night for the Wanderers and the fans.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

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[malcd1]

2 shocking errors and a team that couldn't buy a win are out of sight in under half an hour.

It's going to be a long night

Beat me to it Harry.

[DJBlu]

feck me,

Can't see any of this side seeing next season if we manage to survive as a club.

[officer_dibble]

This will end about 4 or 5 nil I think.

[TANGODANCER]

We have two touches....wait....Sammi...Noone crosses and Mac can't get it. Corner.....get sorted lads.....they clear and.....they come again and.....Fletcher hits a post. This is pure rubbish. That from our corner. Some chat about Connell. They have a sally again and....we sound like a kids schoolboy XI (sorry lads) . Matt slaps at flies and the liner waves offside to save number three.

[nelson66]

Iles says home fans are jeering

[DJBlu]

Barring O'neil and Williams, every one of them are pulling out of tackles. Zero fight.

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man asks.."What's going through Phil Parkinson's mind?..huh, what indeed. Sammi tries, we get a throw....Noone sallies, Ayala robs him and so, we had a cup of tea and....

O'Neill, Wilson, Connel and....we clear and they get it back and....we get a throw. Get Oz playing of Maggennis Phil......With Sammi and Noone playing wide, surely....surely....anything..