Thieves, crooks and Villains. Aston Villa (H) 19.4.19

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man mentions Bury, then.....the whistle peeps, the ball rolls and...Magennis and Williams and Connelly and...Conele and....they have a throw. Mic lads have a chat. The vistors come forth and...Greelish scores off a cross from Abrahams. 0-1.

[CrazyHorse]

Right game on now. Easy 2-1 win to Bolton.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Right game on now. Easy 2-1 win to Bolton.

I'll double your easy and go 0-2. Do ya wanna double my double?

[TANGODANCER]

How soft are we when attacked? Donaldson tries a sally in replay and....Buckley doesn't get a free kick. And mic men talk Villa.....what about Bolton? They win their 69th corner and....we clear but on ly to them again. They come again whilst we arrange secret plan 3 and.....Al Gazzi tries a shor from Preston and...Ben saves. They come like the tide, we send them back.....and we end up back with Ben.....we have a couple of passes then back they come again.....and the radio goes off.......we hear about Greelish's "magnificent goal", then Ben has to save for a corner and.....same again...Come on lads, fight a bit......and......we're playing like junior school girls...

[TANGODANCER]

Villa fans sing songs of glory and promotion and we, well we have a cup of tea and....right then.
and. it's 2-0.....

[DJBlu]

That was awful defending.

1st job Mr Bassini. P45 for Mr Parkinson.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Right game on now. Easy 2-1 win to Bolton.

I'll double your easy and go 0-2. Do ya wanna double my double?

[TANGODANCER]

What a good game to win this would be.... Abraham gets on the score sheet and...then makes a bid for Casualty and....he rises like phoenix, but flies off the pitch, game over for him. Dislocated shoulder, apparently.....and meanwhile....they have an attack to see if all the team can get on the sheet, El Mohamadi, Adoma, Greelish, throw ....back they come and oh, wait a minute, Ben wallops and....Connell, Donaldson and...some scores of M.K Dons etc. etc. Do we care..? Another free kick (123?) and....McGinn and...a shot, a block and the smoke goes up the chimney just the same. Scores, birds fly past, mic lads try to remember our players names before telling us there's 25 left...."Absolutely glorious football" slavers mic man....then...we have a coulpe of scores..(Leeds 1, Wigan 2?) ....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Yep, that's Leeds 1-2 Wigan.

[TANGODANCER]

Wallop time and.....Buckley wins a free kick....and...and....is this it.......and Williams steps up and....and....deflected for a corner. Villa look to make sub no 2. Corner in and....cleared.....Williams now, Donaldson, Hobbs, (that's 3 passes together) as mic man tells us a Villa player is down (time waster)....McGinn leaves and some former Barnsley player comes on. And.....Williams shoots and....Connelly and....that scrapes past a post. They bring a pile of bricks and cement block the goal face. And ..what are they doing now these.."Wonderful" Villa players that make mic man faint in ecstacy? Come on Whites, get that ball in the net (three times please.. )

[TANGODANCER]

Goal kick them...mic man whispers in the quiet....Greelish does a face grab and throws himself to the deck. No cigar. Ref wants a word with Connelly and.....he gets a yellow card as Oztumer prepares to come on and save the day. Parky should give him a guilt-edged apology for this season. Donaldson leaves.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Parky is nobnuts. He's a very nice fella, but he's shit at managing football teams.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Relegation here we come.

[TANGODANCER]

We press.....mic men chat.....pessimistically .....have a rave about more "wonderful" play, then cry because it isn't 3-0. Nice day lads, yes it is, isn't it. The Bury supporter wombles on about sealing wax and string, then Villa trot forth. Now, lads, now's the time......attack.....and....the ref actually gives us a free kick with 6 mins to go. Mention of about 11,00 fans (5 of them are Villa's) as Greelish gets a free kick, wow, there's a surprise....

[TANGODANCER]

And....Taylor blocks for a corner (137?) Corner again and...short and.... And Charlie and me we have a cup of tea and.(Bury lose 3-1) Ben has to save a rasper. Luca actually has a shot, no bother for them, and well, looks like "Come on you Division One Whites...." 5 Mins added......Oz goes, Williams shoots, we appeal corner, ref says not. We clear to Oz....."no support", what on earth do you mean..........

I think at this time I'll be bidding you a good afternoon as they win corner 127.

[irie Cee Bee]

Relegation feels like Relief. New Owner, new young players and new manager to come. Debts cleared. Hope.

[DJBlu]

Relegation feels like Relief. New Owner, new young players and new manager to come. Debts cleared. Hope.

This.

[Leyther71]

Bassini needs to pull his finger out quickly. No excuses, no bullsh*t...

Pay the wages, clear the debts that keep calling us back to court and call time on Parkinson and his anti-football tactics.

He knows the problems, he has walked into this mess. I'm not sure how many of the diehards (and that is all that is left) can tolerate one more season of this nonsense.

I get the distinct impression that the guy is a fraud, and changing the pre-match music might be the sum total of his contribution to our club.

Please prove me wrong Laurence.

[Mar]

Nice to see the fans not turn on the players.

There was an air of resignation in the match today. Losing players to injury probably didn't help matters but at the same token it didn't look to hinder them either.

We're woefully short of quality out wide and our game plan involves hoof, knockdown and spread out wide.



I'm hopeful next season will be better than this.

[Bruce Rioja]

Brockbank it is.

This was pleasing, not only to see a product of our Academy make a start, but also because his mum's an old mate of mine

i thought he did alright, certainly didn't let anyone down, but what on Earth has Mark Little done that he wasn't even on the bench?