Anderson is a Robbin' Hood - Forest (A), 12:30pm, 05/05/19.

[TANGODANCER]

A really exciting chat about Blackburn, then Noone sallies again. They head clear and have a bit of possesion (mic man sounding like he'd like Forest to score) Some media chat about Tweets and Twitters. Oh, Notts have scored by the way....1-0 them.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Pfffff

[TANGODANCER]

All too easy, Lolley juggles, does a triple falco, plays keepy-uppy then scores with ease. Back they come and try another shot. Gee, this is so riveting. They have a short corner then have another.
Right, said Phil, better send for Charlie...or somebody. Damage limitation needed. More scores....Asombalonga has a bit of Karaoke then....more scores and....Brockbank gets a mention by giving the ball away.

[TANGODANCER]

Think I might have a read of the Yellow Pages to calm things down. We win a throw, maybe about all we might win, but you never know. They have the ball back and Grabban wins a free kick; how did that happen, Wheats isn't playing?.....Anyway, they have a passing practise, a player dives in the box but we get the free kick. Wow.....mic man talks Bury....

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man shows his knowledge of how many teams he knows, then....Some chat of Swansea and Barnsley then a quick geography lesson and.....talks to himself for a bit, has a chat about motorways, then..a free kick to them and.....mic man talking about them scoring again before the break. Goal kick us.

[TANGODANCER]

Matt gets a mention as lemon time approaches. Another free kick to them, more chat (bragging) about Bury....then M.K.Dons......and a quick trip through League I. Notts County are non-league next season if you didn't know....and Right said Phil.... "both of us together, one each and and steady as we go....." Lolley takes a free kick, one min added and.....Connelly wins a free kick and Matt has a wallop. Mic man cheers us up....not. 1-0 down.....That was thrilling.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Matt gets a mention as lemon time approaches. Another free kick to them, more chat (bragging) about Bury....then M.K.Dons......and a quick trip through League I. Notts County are non-league next season if you didn't know....and Right said Phil.... "both of us together, one each and and steady as we go....." Lolley takes a free kick, one min added and.....Connelly wins a free kick and Matt has a wallop. Mic man cheers us up....not. 1-0 down.....That was thrilling.

Thanks for the commentary Tango.

[officer_dibble]

Only one off that pesky -50 goal diff, which we’d already have hit if the bastards hadn’t decided to strike

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Only one off that pesky -50 goal diff, which we’d already have hit if the bastards hadn’t decided to strike

Ooh I think we're on course to get another record then. Previous worst ever was -40 which we smashed through ages ago, but if you take the GD-per-game the worst ever was 1902/03, when we were -36 from 34 games. That makes -1.05 per game, which multiplied by 46 is... -48.7.

[TANGODANCER]

Talk that Locksley, Scarlet and Littlejohn may be the subs for the Whites if they can wear green hoodies. No love lost with Nottingham there, so.....anyway, Part two looms and...here we go...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Only one off that pesky -50 goal diff, which we’d already have hit if the bastards hadn’t decided to strike

Ooh I think we're on course to get another record then. Previous worst ever was -40 which we smashed through ages ago, but if you take the GD-per-game the worst ever was 1902/03, when we were -36 from 34 games. That makes -1.05 per game, which multiplied by 46 is... -48.7.

With the greatest imagination in the world I don't think this game was ever going to finish Forest 1.3 v Bolton 0

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man as joyful as ever as he talks about that goal-difference stuff, thanks for that..I'm not sure what's happening on the pitch, but....hey up, we have an O'Neill corner...and the ref gives them a free kick. Mic man mentions "testimonial pace" (for about the third time) as we are...easily cut out and they win another free kick. Right said Phil....and mic man talks about.....anything but the game. Sigh......get a grip man....West Brom and Derby are drawing....apparently. Meanwhile.....Forest sally, Hobbs clear and...we have a couple of passes then they get a throw and we get scores. Can we have a cup of tea Fred? We gewt a free kick in their half, steady lads, then....the keeper catches it like Stan Hanson....

[CrazyHorse]

Fooking wank this.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Only one off that pesky -50 goal diff, which we’d already have hit if the bastards hadn’t decided to strike

Ooh I think we're on course to get another record then. Previous worst ever was -40 which we smashed through ages ago, but if you take the GD-per-game the worst ever was 1902/03, when we were -36 from 34 games. That makes -1.05 per game, which multiplied by 46 is... -48.7.

With the greatest imagination in the world I don't think this game was ever going to finish Forest 1.3 v Bolton 0

Ha! Well TBH I'll have a difficult decision to make as to whether to include the 0-1 Brentford walkover. Stoopid crisis.

[TANGODANCER]

A couple of Bolton names mentioned then Brockbank nips forth and does well before Noone's effort is tipped over for a corner....They break, we get a throw. Did you know that Bury are promoted? Mic man just mentioned it.....then...Grabban, cleared to Mac....back to Grounds, back to Matt and wallop. Keeper (theirs) catches again and more talk of Bury (promoted you know) ....Meanwhile...we're only one goal down still - just thought I'd mention it. Are we playing okay or are they having a paseo session? Free kick us and....I know, let's have a look at social media.....

[TANGODANCER]

"Testimonial pace"...again from mic man....then Bolton Wanderers Nil get a mention. Mac causes a very small ripple of excitement as he gives them a goal kick. A few depressing facts thrown in then Grounds assaults a Nottingham soldier and.....we was getting nowhere and..."Right said Phil!"
Mic man gives scores, we get a free kick to no avail. "Get it all over and done with" sings mic man in a high falsetto as Darrel Murphy replaces..???????, then we clear well via Andy Taylor and Brockbank gets another mention. We actually have a couple of passes and.......Lolley it is who goes.

[TANGODANCER]

Home crowd pay homage to Lolley as he rides off, then Steele (that's their keeper by the way, not Billy) as mic man reminds us it's about four years since we scored. (actually seven games, but whisper it) ....then, we wuz getting now here and so.....Grabban .....anyway, we have a swift sub replacement as Noone leaves for.....

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Senior debut for a youngster as Ronan Darcy replaces Noone.

[TANGODANCER]

With Mr Darcy playing for us with much pride and prejudice, how can we lose. Guardiola enters the fray for them. Grabban leaves to big applause (Derby score against Brom, meanwhile....well)
Lets do some Tweeting and Twitterinf...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Senior debut for a youngster as Ronan Darcy replaces Noone.

Sounds like he should be in a costume drama... That one by Kubrick: Barry Lyndon!