The TW Caption Competition Thread

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:21 pm

Too Posh to push

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:11 pm

Posh taken on gary glitter rather than up it.

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:57 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Too Posh to push

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:26 pm

"We are not amused. Now gimme the f-----g toilet roll David!"

A study in constipation.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:57 pm

"ooooooh me fookin grapes are killin' me"

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:25 pm

Gertie wrote:Posh on the bidet....

sings: "I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair, I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair and send him on his way... Get the picture"

My favourite!!!! Made me actually laugh out loud in the office.

You're a WINNER

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:02 pm

Ooooooooh thank you.... I shall have a loook and post something up later..

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:45 pm

OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:49 pm

Mmmmmmm I'm not sure I like this one girls!!

How the bleeding hell are we supposed to drive with no passenger seat?

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:51 pm

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

....and it cost me £215 just to get the thing serviced!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:13 pm

Pit Crew: '...no, but we know a man who can'

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:16 pm

You expect me to race in these bloody shoes!?

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:25 pm

Alice Cooper and his band wished they had never signed up to do the new 'centerparcs' commercial!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:38 pm

where do i put the shopping and there's no mirror to apply my lipstick, and where's the little vase for my flower

perfan · Post by **perfan** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:41 pm

Does my bum look big in this?

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:55 pm

communistworkethic wrote:where do i put the shopping and there's no mirror to apply my lipstick, and where's the little vase for my flower

Hey, I have a little flower in a vase in my car!!!!!! You cheeky boy!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:01 pm

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

Are you sure this is how we're supposed to do a pit stop?

White Army · Post by **White Army** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:06 pm

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

No, get out again, the blue and yellow clashes completely with the kart thingy

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:29 pm

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

No Emmaline, it isn't unlucky. 1.3 is the engine size......trust me!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:38 pm

Go-Tarting !

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