The TW Caption Competition Thread

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:53 pm

OK....

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:00 pm

YE!! Like a fxcking vampire would want that!!!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:03 pm

Gertie wrote:OK....

CROSS DRESSER!

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:10 pm

Scousers show off their latest bling on the beach in Benidorm.

Muse · Post by **Muse** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:12 pm

guy at front

"has anybody got a cigarette? i left mine in my trousers"

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:21 pm

"Yes, I know that He said: ' Unless ye become as little children....' but I don't think he intended us to be walking round the Town Centre like this."

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:41 pm

Gertie hadn't believed Commie when he said " you'd be really disappointed if you met me"

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:45 pm

Gertie wrote:
Gertie wrote: Okey dokey just tab over to my wee Markie Owen gallery... And piccie will be open in a little while

Mark Owen had evidently let himself go before the Take That reunion tour.

Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe · Post by **Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:02 pm

Cardinal Kevin of Essex's strip-o-gram for the Queen's birthday, joined the back of the queue.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:17 pm

Ahhh this is the pic showing the world's greatest thief at work. He nicked one man's ice cream cone and anothers mobile phone without either of them realising!!

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:19 pm

The new spirit of open-ness at the Vatican did wonders for the Catholic church's image

ashclayton · Post by **ashclayton** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:21 pm

BUffy the vampire slayers father just took it way too far.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:11 pm

Bert Reynolds had let himself go a bit before the filming began on Boogie Nights 2.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:15 pm

Well I need the big gold cross because I forgot to bring my spectacles, my testicles, my wallet and watch.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:36 am

Well Gertie, you did inform us that Wee Markie met his ..... ahem.... partner whilst on holiday!

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:52 am

If Carroll the Lotto winner had been a God-loving scouser....

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:55 am

Rooney snr and friends begin their journey to the world cup

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:00 am

'Rispec to the Staines Massive!'

'No, hang on a minute...'

'Calm down, calm down. It's the bizzies..'

'No, that's not right.'

'Ain't going in no plane, fool!'

'Oh, b*ll*cks, I can do this...'

'Blessed are the meek'

'Oh, shite! Barry.... who was I supposed to be doing, again?'

pigsfoot · Post by **pigsfoot** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:06 am

When Bunter was asked about the huge cross, he simply said that it was to draw attention away from the slug on his lip

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:01 am

Stan Laurel has denied any speculation that he was involved in the Brinks Mat bullion robbery.

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