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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:14 pm

Attempting to influence the judges after the Take That fishing competition.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:23 pm

Take That describe Fatty Barlow's aftershow rider sandwich !
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Post by americantrotter » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:30 pm

Take That un wittingly display the gulf in class between themselves and N Sync. (And promptly retire again in embarassment)
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:21 pm

With Gary 'Porker' Barlow incapacitated, Blurred from boy band The-Wanderer.co.uk steps in at the last minute.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:27 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:28 pm

Hearing that Bolton Wanderers are auditiong to replace the pom-pom girls, Take That do an impromptu rehearsal in Wanderers colours outside the Reebok.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:41 pm

Hands up all those who are lost without Robbie
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Post by Backgammon » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:56 am

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Take that are arrested for crimes against music....
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Post by Gertie » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:03 am

Well wall-to-wall international football seems to have mellowed you all down.... I was expecting loads more abusive captions.....

However, abuse of my boys wouldn't have got very far..... So the Mark Owen award of greatness goes to:

Tango... Hearing that Bolton Wanderers are auditiong to replace the pom-pom girls, Take That do an impromptu rehearsal in Wanderers colours outside the Reebok.

Can you imagine Take That at every home game... Just before the match begins a rousing rendition of Could it Be Magic, or Pray, or Relight My Fire.... Now that would shift another 20k of season tickets!!!!

Well done Tango!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:34 am

Gertie wrote: Can you imagine Take That at every home game... Just before the match begins a rousing rendition of Could it Be Magic, or Pray, or Relight My Fire.... Now that would shift another 20k of season tickets!!!!
well Fanz and his Canal Street mates would buy tickets.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:25 am

Gertie wrote:Well wall-to-wall international football seems to have mellowed you all down.... I was expecting loads more abusive captions.....

However, abuse of my boys wouldn't have got very far..... So the Mark Owen award of greatness goes to:

Tango... Hearing that Bolton Wanderers are auditiong to replace the pom-pom girls, Take That do an impromptu rehearsal in Wanderers colours outside the Reebok.

Can you imagine Take That at every home game... Just before the match begins a rousing rendition of Could it Be Magic, or Pray, or Relight My Fire.... Now that would shift another 20k of season tickets!!!!

Well done Tango!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheer Gertie. I'll get a pic up soon as I can. :P
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:31 am

Here you go folks. Get captioning! :mrgreen:

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:49 pm

New 'Graeme Le Saux proof shorts' catch on in Europe.
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Post by Gertie » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:10 pm

The boys undergo strict qualifiying standards in order to be featured in Gertie's fantasy football team....
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:16 pm

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:38 pm

The TW mods are becoming progressively more worried about the type of sites visited by member 472, Tango Dancer.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:06 pm

There was some misunderstanding amongst European players when Sepp Blatter said he would like to see smaller balls.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:20 pm

Here we go gathering nuts in May - players look forward to the end of season break.
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Post by blurred » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:33 am

Proof that Italians are better up-front?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:27 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Here you go folks. Get captioning! :mrgreen:

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