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Post by thebish » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:01 pm

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"Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes.
Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes...
You're under."
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Post by blurred » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:08 pm

Sadly John failed the audition for the song as he was only a smiling policeman.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:11 pm

"Foreign? Check.
Black Face? Check.

I'm sorry sir you're under arrest."
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Post by knobpolisher » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:19 pm

Every day he sticks that up my arse and I am still not convinced thats a thermometer !!!
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Post by blurred » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:40 pm

Anti terror police in cock-up. "You're not an Afghan..."
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Post by blurred » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:41 pm

'Now then - vere have you put ze sheep?'
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:45 pm

Bad breath, not house trained and humps anything that moves.....complained the dog.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:48 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Continuing the dog theme...

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Tuck in!
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Post by knobpolisher » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:31 pm

TANGODANCER wrote: RULE NUMBER ONE. I MUST NOT SHIT IN THE TRANSIT VAN.
Sorry Tango I think you should clarify your caption , Is the dog saying that or the Copper ?
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:34 pm

Rex gets pc Dibble to confirm the number of brain cells he has
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:53 pm

knobpolisher wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: RULE NUMBER ONE. I MUST NOT SHIT IN THE TRANSIT VAN.
Sorry Tango I think you should clarify your caption , Is the dog saying that or the Copper ?
Neither - it was CAPSLOCK.
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Post by knobpolisher » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:56 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
knobpolisher wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: RULE NUMBER ONE. I MUST NOT SHIT IN THE TRANSIT VAN.
Sorry Tango I think you should clarify your caption , Is the dog saying that or the Copper ?
Neither - it was CAPSLOCK.
You are right it was - how bizarre.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:02 pm

knobpolisher wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: RULE NUMBER ONE. I MUST NOT SHIT IN THE TRANSIT VAN.
Sorry Tango I think you should clarify your caption , Is the dog saying that or the Copper ?
Okay, wise guys. :mrgreen: Thought the 1 finger would indicate it was the dog talking, :mrgreen:
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Post by knobpolisher » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:34 pm

TANGODANCER wrote: Okay, wise guys. :mrgreen: Thought the 1 finger would indicate it was the dog talking, :mrgreen:
Ha Ha caught you out , the dog doesn't have any fingers.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:44 pm

knobpolisher wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: Okay, wise guys. :mrgreen: Thought the 1 finger would indicate it was the dog talking, :mrgreen:
Ha Ha caught you out , the dog doesn't have any fingers.
Really? How does he smell?


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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:42 pm

Couldn't decide which caption was the best, so an independent panel of one has picked the following:

'Anti terror police in cock-up. "You're not an Afghan..."'

So the WINNER is blurred.
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Post by blurred » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:17 pm

Wahey! :D

I'll put one up some time this evening when I get back from work
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Post by knobpolisher » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:32 am

blurred wrote:Wahey! :D

I'll put one up some time this evening when I get back from work
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

You must work very long hours.
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Post by blurred » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:46 am

Testing the bounds of decency with this effort - remove, mods, if it offends...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:51 am

blurred wrote:Testing the bounds of decency with this effort - remove, mods, if it offends...

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Clients at "Implants Gone Wrong" Solicitors, prepare to display the evidence to the Court of Human Sights.
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