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Post by runningonbravado » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:54 pm

Can pimps get arrested for being pimps, or pimpish, even?
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Post by norm the jedi » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:01 pm

yes..

usually 'living off immoral earnings' is favourite
although these days there'a all the people smuggling add ons etc
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Post by jmjhb » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:03 pm

It might be classed as "illicit enrichment"...
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Post by cowdrill » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:09 pm

runningonbravado wrote:Can pimps get arrested for being pimps, or pimpish, even?

why?


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Post by runningonbravado » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:31 pm

yeah pretty much
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Post by Bwfc in the bloodline » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:44 pm

runningonbravado wrote:yeah pretty much
The legal loophole to 'pimp'ing is to own a massage parlour. Decent(non-prossie beating/drug fuelled) massage parlour which dont wind up the naighbours tend to left to there own devises. Its the street crooks, and dirty prostitutes the police chase. The ones near bradford street, early great lever etc. And the PIMPs who also push drugs.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:03 pm

Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
runningonbravado wrote:yeah pretty much
The legal loophole to 'pimp'ing is to own a massage parlour. Decent(non-prossie beating/drug fuelled) massage parlour which dont wind up the naighbours tend to left to there own devises. Its the street crooks, and dirty prostitutes the police chase. The ones near bradford street, early great lever etc. And the PIMPs who also push drugs.
not true, if prostitution by more than one masseuse is found then you'll get done for running a brothel.
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Post by runningonbravado » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:09 pm

someone in a massage parlour in wales died last week. i know because i was in town and they were all muttering about it thinking it was all very strange...damn baghouses
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Post by Gertie » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:19 pm

Bizarrely my brother-in-law's cousin got done for running a brothel. Many many many years ago... Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:23 pm

Gertie wrote:Bizarrely my brother-in-law's cousin got done for running a brothel. Many many many years ago... Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
All those years ago, he probably got suspended from a rope Gertie :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:25 pm

Gertie wrote:Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
It's where they hang you naked and upside down from the light fitting, then thwack your nadgers with a carpet beater. Costs about £25. Good value.
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Post by Gertie » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:28 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gertie wrote:Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
It's where they hang you naked and upside down from the light fitting, then thwack your nadgers with a carpet beater. Costs about £25. Good value.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:00 pm

Gertie wrote:Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
it's where you start on about something then
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Post by Gertie » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:17 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Gertie wrote:Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
it's where you start on about something then
then... what????
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:26 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gertie wrote:Got a suspended sentence whatever that means?!!?
It's where they hang you naked and upside down from the light fitting, then thwack your nadgers with a carpet beater. Costs about £25. Good value.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:42 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote: DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR OWN ORANGE?
Yes, but you get a free length of telephone flex and your own coathook.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:57 pm

It was allegedly a satsuma segment.

Here's the BBC's more sober reporting of it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 538165.stm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:11 pm

Yes, he was found with a bin liner on his head, a phone flex around his neck and an orange laced with amyl nitrate stuffed in his mouth whilst wearing stockings and suspenders and a Villa top, but the police witheld the bit about the Villa top so as to spare his family the embarrassment.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:38 pm

Reminds me of a joke I came up with at the time:

A Tory MP goes to pay for his shopping at the local supermarket. The till attendant rings up a phone extension cable, a pair of stockings and a orange, then looks up at the MP and asks, 'Do you want a bag for those?'

No, it wasn't funny then, either.
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