TW Caption Competition Part 2

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:54 am

youngmc wrote:how long do i let this run for before i pick a winner?

24 hours or so.

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:58 am

Little Green Man wrote:

This is my drinking hand, and this my w@nking hand.

this made me laugh LGM your up

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:27 am

youngmc wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:

This is my drinking hand, and this my w@nking hand.
this made me laugh LGM your up

Why, thank you very much, youngmc. Give me a bit to find another picture

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:09 am

To celebrate Glasgow's recent award of 'City of Knife Culture 2008', I offer you the following:

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:21 am

Miss Marple: "Come on over 'ere Poirot - if you think you're 'ard enough!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:23 am

And next time I'll stick a bloody ball on it!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:35 am

Mrs Trellis takes aim in the annual St Botolph's Nursing Home knife-queen championships...

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:37 am

Cluedo the Movie:

Mrs White in the garden with a ginormous, no messing, caving knife.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:09 pm

Gertie wrote:Cluedo the Movie:

Mrs White in the garden with a ginormous, no messing, caving knife.

Is that for people who've seen "the Descent"?

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:08 pm

'You call that a Knife son''this is a feck* knife'

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:45 pm

Alan Bennett's version of 'Kill Bill' wasn't expected to be as successful as the original.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:18 pm

Die Hard (of hearing)

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:23 pm

youngmc wrote: 'You call that a Knife son''this is a feck knife'

Bizarrely enough, that's pretty much what the old dear said, although I don't think she used the F word.

Winter Hill White · Post by **Winter Hill White** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:59 pm

The Womens' Institute Cake Slicing competition at the village fete was too close to call. There was only one thing for it - Mrs Muggleton challenged Mrs Whittingstall to a duel with her favourite cake knife.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:17 pm

Little Green Man wrote:To celebrate Glasgow's recent award of 'City of Knife Culture 2008', I offer you the following:

If Wayne Rooney tries to get my drawers off it won't be a "sending" off he'll be worrying about, I'll cut the b-----d off!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:31 pm

Mrs Oswaldtwistle's magic act was less than impresive: here she demonstrates how she can stab herself in the hand and still feel no pain.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:32 pm

The Grandma of Vinnie Jones today showed how hard she was by cutting off her hand, then sewing it back on with the same knife.

"fxcking top that, cxnt!!" She was quoted as saying.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:40 pm

Steely Nan.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:59 pm

Nana Moon's return to Eastenders as an assassin was just one plot twist too far for BBC bosses

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:01 pm

Knife to see you, to see you knife....

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