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The fastest selling autobiography of all time is.......

Post by sluffy » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:49 pm

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The Peter Kay story!

PETER Kay's new book has become the fastest selling autobiography of all time - before it has even been published.

The Sound of Laughter is released tomorrow, but 250,000 advance orders have ensured it will be number one on the bestseller list.

http://www.thisisbolton.co.uk/display.v ... _story.php

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Post by Batman » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:50 pm

Hmmmmm, play.com asking £12 for it.


Might wait for the paperback, or for Christmas.....

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Post by Nozza » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:38 pm

Its a biography, not an AUTObiography.

And Peter Kay is unfunny. Relies on the same jokes over and over and over and over.
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Post by Batman » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:39 pm

Name me a funny bloke from Sunderland.............

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:42 pm

Hoolio wrote: And Peter Kay is unfunny. Relies on the same jokes over and over and over and over.
So a bit like Sunderland FC's attempts at establishing themselves in the Premiershp?
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Post by Nozza » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:42 pm

Can't. There isn't any. Ross Noble started his career in Sunderland, but he also is unfunny.

When Peter Kay comes back with some new stuff - which is funny - I will retract my opinion.
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Post by Nozza » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:43 pm

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Hoolio wrote: And Peter Kay is unfunny. Relies on the same jokes over and over and over and over.
So a bit like Sunderland FC's attempts at establishing themselves in the Premiershp?
:D :D :D :D
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Post by Batman » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:43 pm

PK's comedy store stuff is superb.

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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:44 pm

I like Ross Noble,

Peter Kay is a fat tit.

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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:36 pm

Peter Kay is funny. But he aint done anything new for yonks. I think the comments about him relying on the same old jokes are partly due to Channel 5 wheeling out 'Top of the Tower' a lot...

Is he finished though? I heard they were doing a second Max and Paddy (IIRC only the episodes in the prison were top draewr?). Phoenix Nights is still the funniest series ever though. Has he run out of material?

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Post by cowdrill » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:38 pm

ive loved everything that hes done expect Max and paddy - that was bloody awful tbh


he definately needs to come up with something completely new now
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Post by Dr Hotdog » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:43 pm

ROSS NOBLE IS FUNNY

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Post by cowdrill » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:50 pm

hell yeah! his unrealtime DVD is the bollocks :mrgreen:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:16 am

Hoolio wrote:Its a biography, not an AUTObiography.

And Peter Kay is unfunny. Relies on the same jokes over and over and over and over.
Sorry, Hoolio. It's an Autobiography. Written by him. I read an interview in the Mirror the other day. He decided to write it as he heard someone else was doing a biography of him.

And he also said he's got 3/4 of a new series of Phoenix Nights written, but it's on hold at the moment while he spends time with his two young kids.

This man is a comedy genius. The reason you think he relies on the same joke is that he's repeated to death on tv.


He'll be knocking out comedy for many years to come.
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Post by superloop » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:23 pm

Comedy genius:

Came on stage muttering about Elkie Brooks dog and hoovering when i saw him first, before he was famous, in Sheffield. Absolutely pi$$ed my sides all night.

And this clip with Catherine Tate is crackin'

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Post by plodder » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:06 pm

"They put grapes in a cheese sandwich..........on french bread"

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Post by Athers » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:12 pm

Saw it in Waterstones today but opted for Michael Atherton's delve into the psyche of gambling instead.

Good name that bloke.
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Post by Bench » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:01 pm

Batman wrote:Name me a funny bloke from Sunderland.............
And Batman wins all......... :mrgreen:

What about Niall Quinn? :wink:
Smarties have answers.....

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:06 pm

Peter Kay is a victim of his own popularity. As long as people will watch, TV will keep reeling out the repeats, again, and again and again. He'll be back with new stuff soon, and as funny as ever.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:31 am

I just remember the late great Ronnie Barker saying that Peter Kay was the finest comedian he'd ever seen (or words to that effect) and that's good enough for me.
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